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livingdeadgirl · 03-23-2009, 07:45 AM

Let the new girl win?
maybe

Fly · 03-23-2009, 08:01 AM

sorry sweetie...........ain't gonna happen

BadNick · 03-23-2009, 08:35 AM

you tell her, Fly! ...though a close up of that 'too on your right leg might make us reconsider maybe possibly probably not but give it a try.

uncle phil · 03-23-2009, 01:02 PM

nope...

Not Right Now · 03-23-2009, 01:10 PM

Heard any good jokes lately?

uncle phil · 03-23-2009, 01:12 PM

two midgets walked into a bar...

Fly · 03-23-2009, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Right Now

Heard any good jokes lately?

yup but..........

not right now...............

BadNick · 03-23-2009, 04:34 PM

knock knock

uncle phil · 03-24-2009, 02:20 AM

are you knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door?

BadNick · 03-24-2009, 06:37 AM

I'm in no hurry to be knockin' on heaven's door, unc.

You went away and left long time ago
Now your knocking on my door
I hear you knocking
But you can't come in
I hear you knocking
Go back where you been

uncle phil · 03-24-2009, 12:14 PM

YouTube - Dave Edmunds - I Hear You Knocking

BadNick · 03-26-2009, 03:42 AM

don't knock it 'til you tried it

uncle phil · 03-26-2009, 03:44 AM

don't knock my block off...

BadNick · 03-26-2009, 07:01 AM

I sort of miss Louisiana, especially that girl Annie, her mama was working on the chain-gang, her daddy was lazy and no count, all her brothers were fit for was stealin' watermelons, gators ate her granny...but that girl would make up some poke salad...hmmm, hmmmm, good...a fine woman, there.

BogeyDope · 03-26-2009, 07:13 AM

I win...

uncle phil · 03-26-2009, 12:36 PM

better read a little more sun-tzu, little chairman...

Fly · 03-27-2009, 02:32 PM

boring.

i say fucking close this dead,dirty 'ol thread...........quit kickin' a dead horse already.

and i have horses too so...........kinda partial to that.

yeah

uncle phil · 03-27-2009, 04:20 PM

Fly · 03-27-2009, 05:10 PM

YouTube - becker farts

he's a finickey fucker that Becker is...........notice Legacy is all in submission.....

he don't wanna go for a run.Becker likes to mess around with the wife

like kids.........if they'd only listen....

uncle phil · 03-28-2009, 02:36 AM

i wouldn't beat yours, fly...alive or dead...

Fly · 03-28-2009, 06:00 AM

i know you wouldn't phil..........you'd rather be on the golf course eh..

cdwonderful · 03-28-2009, 11:10 AM

doing power fades....

uncle phil · 03-28-2009, 11:47 AM

none today, thank you very much...

(there was that one little "push" though, on #3...)

cdwonderful · 03-28-2009, 12:00 PM

tell it to the boys at the 9th hole,,,

uncle phil · 03-29-2009, 03:17 AM

at the turn?

Fly · 03-29-2009, 04:48 AM

19th hole is where it's at...........

BadNick · 03-29-2009, 09:38 AM

19th hole around here is a strip joint...pretty funky one

cdwonderful · 03-29-2009, 11:26 AM

isnt the 9th hole where the halfway bar is?

uncle phil · 03-30-2009, 02:14 AM

and the snacks...

BadNick · 03-30-2009, 03:39 AM

usually about the point I stop keeping score ...I'm in it to enjoy nature and the walk

uncle phil · 03-30-2009, 12:43 PM

after nine holes, i've made my par...

Not Right Now · 03-30-2009, 04:03 PM

Phil is par king

BadNick · 03-30-2009, 07:06 PM

I know jack about par

uncle phil · 03-31-2009, 02:45 AM

/me hunts around for that old "jack shit" joke...

Fly · 03-31-2009, 06:57 AM

you should look for the "pull the plug on this thread" button........

uncle phil · 03-31-2009, 12:56 PM

Fly · 03-31-2009, 01:13 PM

well..........if it's that fuckin' easy.........slam it down man.

BadNick · 03-31-2009, 07:42 PM

slam this down

uncle phil · 04-01-2009, 02:46 AM

like in here?

BadNick · 04-01-2009, 07:03 AM

why don't yous guys take a nice island vacation

03-23-2009, 08:01 AM	#5602 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry sweetie...........ain't gonna happen __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-23-2009, 01:02 PM	#5604 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nope... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-23-2009, 01:10 PM	#5605 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	Heard any good jokes lately? __________________ I only came to dance.

03-23-2009, 01:12 PM	#5606 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	two midgets walked into a bar... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-24-2009, 02:20 AM	#5609 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	are you knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-23-2009, 07:45 AM	#5601 (permalink)
livingdeadgirl Upright Location: USA	Let the new girl win? maybe

03-23-2009, 08:35 AM	#5603 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	you tell her, Fly! ...though a close up of that 'too on your right leg might make us reconsider maybe possibly probably not but give it a try.

03-23-2009, 04:34 PM	#5608 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	knock knock

03-24-2009, 06:37 AM	#5610 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm in no hurry to be knockin' on heaven's door, unc. You went away and left long time ago Now your knocking on my door I hear you knocking But you can't come in I hear you knocking Go back where you been

03-26-2009, 03:42 AM	#5612 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	don't knock it 'til you tried it

03-26-2009, 03:44 AM	#5613 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	don't knock my block off... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2009, 07:01 AM	#5614 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I sort of miss Louisiana, especially that girl Annie, her mama was working on the chain-gang, her daddy was lazy and no count, all her brothers were fit for was stealin' watermelons, gators ate her granny...but that girl would make up some poke salad...hmmm, hmmmm, good...a fine woman, there.

03-26-2009, 07:13 AM	#5615 (permalink)
BogeyDope Crazy	I win... __________________ Focus. Control. Conviction. Resolve. A true ace lacks none of these attributes. Nothing can deter you from the task at hand except your own fears. This is your sky.

03-26-2009, 12:36 PM	#5616 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	better read a little more sun-tzu, little chairman... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-27-2009, 02:32 PM	#5617 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	boring. i say fucking close this dead,dirty 'ol thread...........quit kickin' a dead horse already. and i have horses too so...........kinda partial to that. yeah __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-28-2009, 11:10 AM	#5622 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	doing power fades.... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-28-2009, 12:00 PM	#5624 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	tell it to the boys at the 9th hole,,, __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-29-2009, 11:26 AM	#5628 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	isnt the 9th hole where the halfway bar is? __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-27-2009, 04:20 PM	#5618 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-28-2009, 02:36 AM	#5620 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i wouldn't beat yours, fly...alive or dead... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-28-2009, 06:00 AM	#5621 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i know you wouldn't phil..........you'd rather be on the golf course eh.. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-28-2009, 11:47 AM	#5623 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	none today, thank you very much... (there was that one little "push" though, on #3...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-29-2009, 03:17 AM	#5625 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	at the turn? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-29-2009, 04:48 AM	#5626 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	19th hole is where it's at........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-29-2009, 09:38 AM	#5627 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	19th hole around here is a strip joint...pretty funky one

03-30-2009, 02:14 AM	#5629 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and the snacks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-30-2009, 03:39 AM	#5630 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	usually about the point I stop keeping score ...I'm in it to enjoy nature and the walk

03-30-2009, 12:43 PM	#5631 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	after nine holes, i've made my par... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-30-2009, 04:03 PM	#5632 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	Phil is par king __________________ I only came to dance.

03-30-2009, 07:06 PM	#5633 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I know jack about par

03-31-2009, 02:45 AM	#5634 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me hunts around for that old "jack shit" joke... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-31-2009, 06:57 AM	#5635 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you should look for the "pull the plug on this thread" button........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-31-2009, 12:56 PM	#5636 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-31-2009, 01:13 PM	#5637 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	well..........if it's that fuckin' easy.........slam it down man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-31-2009, 07:42 PM	#5638 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	slam this down

04-01-2009, 02:46 AM	#5639 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	like in here? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-01-2009, 07:03 AM	#5640 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	why don't yous guys take a nice island vacation