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Old 07-08-2008, 02:52 AM   #4881 (permalink)
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went up the water spout...

(/me does that stupid thing with his fingers...)
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:05 AM   #4882 (permalink)
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down came the rain and washed the spider out

/now me was doing the funny finger thing for the rain drops
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:34 AM   #4883 (permalink)
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Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain

What about the alternative "Eensy Weensy Spider"?
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:31 AM   #4884 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:35 AM   #4885 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:13 AM   #4886 (permalink)
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spider pig?
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:52 AM   #4887 (permalink)
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he's itsy...
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:10 PM   #4888 (permalink)
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yes... he is!
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:16 PM   #4889 (permalink)
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what does a spider pig do?
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:57 AM   #4890 (permalink)
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climbs up a greased water spout...
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:05 AM   #4891 (permalink)
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..and then cleans out your eave-troughs...
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:01 AM   #4892 (permalink)
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Quote:
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what does a spider pig do?
He does what ever a spider-pig does.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:50 PM   #4893 (permalink)
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Spiders and pigs go back a long way.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:04 PM   #4894 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:54 PM   #4895 (permalink)
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I had a great-aunt form Orangeburg named Fern.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:54 AM   #4896 (permalink)
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orangeburg used to be pipe...
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:07 AM   #4897 (permalink)
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My great aunt Bessie used to smoke a pipe....never tobacco, though.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:49 AM   #4898 (permalink)
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I used to smoke pipes, but fumes from the burning laquer, paint, and adhesives were intolerable.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:54 PM   #4899 (permalink)
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now i smoke cigars...big, honkin' churchills...
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:09 PM   #4900 (permalink)
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I really enjoy a couple cigars a year...but since I never smoked cigarettes at any time in my short dear life, a couple cigars is all I need....I love smelling tobacco leaves, though.

A while ago one of my co-workers gave me some kind of special high end cigar from Cuba so I smoked it and it was very nice, but about 15 minutes into the smoke I noticed my whole body was sweating...then I got more and more lightheaded, eventually I had to lay down and just space out for a while until my body recovered. It was not drugged or spiked, just a stronger cigar than my constitution could bear.

Otherwise, I remember liking Royal Jamaica Park Lane cigars...big and smooth.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:14 AM   #4901 (permalink)
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nick, you're not supposed to inhale them...
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:42 AM   #4902 (permalink)
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So if you don't inhale cigars, what is generally recommend to do with a cigar?
  1. lick
  2. suck
  3. sniff
  4. caress
  5. insert
  6. other
  7. all of the above
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:56 AM   #4903 (permalink)
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1, 2, 3, 4, and 6...as well as puff...
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:44 AM   #4904 (permalink)
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eureka! puff...that's it!
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:57 AM   #4905 (permalink)
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will try again


My inhaling is usually sort of casual level inhaling, not gulping lungfuls of smoke. But I puff, I roll the smoke in my mouth, out my nose, oops I had to breath a bit so inhale a little.

I did work with a guy once who didn't bother lighting the cigars, he just ate them....and I am not joking, he literally chewed pieces of his stogies and eventually ate them. He operated one of the hardest, dirtiest machines I've ever been near...talk about dirty jobs. This was a very large lathe type machine that cut the old rubber tread off of off road/construction equipment like earthmovers. He would mill the old rubber off, then we'd attack the tire carcass with handfuls of uncured rubber and little hand rollers to fill up all the crevices and cracks...which were first rasped out smooth. Dirty job that could make you eat cigars...I suppose. One good thing came of it for me, I ended up with a huge inner tube from one of the tires; standing on end this inner tube is about 8 feet high with about 4 ft inner diameter. We take it into the ocean and bay, roll it down dunes and hills where you can hold yourself in the inside diameter as it's going down...fun toy, thanks Goodyear.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:49 AM   #4906 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 09-02-2008, 06:18 AM   #4907 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:44 AM   #4908 (permalink)
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otto, so wordy.

I am last yet?
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:36 AM   #4909 (permalink)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:39 AM   #4910 (permalink)
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I win again!


Oh, wait...this is my first time....
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:39 AM   #4911 (permalink)
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this is the end, my friend
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:13 AM   #4912 (permalink)
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A post, FTW!

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Old 09-03-2008, 07:53 AM   #4913 (permalink)
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lol, wut?
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:23 AM   #4914 (permalink)
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Hi GM. Got any good recipes for General Mao's Chicken?
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:56 AM   #4915 (permalink)
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The General rocks!
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:32 AM   #4916 (permalink)
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Yo lo gano! (I won it!)
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:34 AM   #4917 (permalink)
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when did this get renamed?
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:51 AM   #4918 (permalink)
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don't bother posting in this thread again since the official, real "the last person to post in this thread wins take 2" thread is now "The Longest Thread"...so go there. Thank you for your cooperation.


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Old 09-16-2008, 11:17 AM   #4919 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:30 AM   #4920 (permalink)
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where do I pick up my prize?
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