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Old 06-19-2008, 05:27 AM   #4801 (permalink)
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i didn't just fall off the turnip truck, ya know...

(fall for a ridiculous request like that...sheesh...)
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Old 06-19-2008, 05:52 AM   #4802 (permalink)
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how about I'll give you 2 bucks if you don't post anymore in this thread...you can get almost 1/2 gallon of gas for that!
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:09 AM   #4803 (permalink)
 
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Pickled garlic and dulcet tones.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:13 AM   #4804 (permalink)
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better than getting head-butted from a horned dorset...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:52 AM   #4805 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:57 AM   #4806 (permalink)
 
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oh man...you done sprunged a leak.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:49 AM   #4807 (permalink)
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i'll be back...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:13 AM   #4808 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:20 AM   #4809 (permalink)
 
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The phoenix has risen.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:24 AM   #4810 (permalink)
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ring,
you were probably a bad little girl who didn't listen to your elders, right?
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:26 AM   #4811 (permalink)
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nice try, nick...

nobody listens to you...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:06 AM   #4812 (permalink)
 
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ring,
you were probably a bad little girl who didn't listen to your elders, right?
Getting kicked out of Brownie Scouts was just the beginning.

I've begun to hoard.

Last edited by ring; 06-20-2008 at 05:22 PM.. Reason: auto merged quatriplilated.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:52 PM   #4813 (permalink)
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I'll take a box of Samoa's and a box of Thin Mints and eat them all with a tall glass of cold milk while I contemplate how to end this thread.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:47 AM   #4814 (permalink)
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good thinkin'...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:26 AM   #4815 (permalink)
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ehh, ill take a circle pit.


-sigh- boredom
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:24 AM   #4816 (permalink)
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oh sorry.......wrong thread
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:44 PM   #4817 (permalink)
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it's pronounced BE-AH.
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:52 PM   #4818 (permalink)
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hi, it's me again.
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:54 PM   #4819 (permalink)
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we know...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:55 PM   #4820 (permalink)
 
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tenacious we all be...
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:57 PM   #4821 (permalink)
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ten aye shus ten aye shus ...I'm spraying a little as I say that and the evaporative cooling is soothing on my chest

edit == new trick I'm trying...if you check the date and time of this post edit, you'll see that I am ahead of uncle phil's post in post #4832...so obviously I'm winning so far but don't tell unc.

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Old 06-21-2008, 04:08 PM   #4822 (permalink)
 
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You sound a tad pixilated my dear...
can I have some?

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Old 06-21-2008, 04:12 PM   #4823 (permalink)
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I don't know, can you?
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:15 PM   #4824 (permalink)
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Quote:
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ten aye shus ten aye shus ...I'm spraying a little as I say that and the evaporative cooling is soothing on my chest
don't stand on your knees when you're pissing into a urinal...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:13 PM   #4825 (permalink)
 
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okay then..."mother may I?"....happy now?

Men's bathrooms are not conducive for a relaxed evacuating moment;
twitchy business.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:44 PM   #4826 (permalink)
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I may already be a wiener.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:12 AM   #4827 (permalink)
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not while my buns are back in...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:10 AM   #4828 (permalink)
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fear or love the spatula?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:15 PM   #4829 (permalink)
 
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Don some Teflon.

hell if I know what that means...

It's a wrap.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:26 PM   #4830 (permalink)
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teflon don...

a mafia type...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:31 PM   #4831 (permalink)
 
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Oobatz.
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:56 AM   #4832 (permalink)
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patsy cline sang about that...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:13 PM   #4833 (permalink)
 
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after midnight...
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:39 PM   #4834 (permalink)
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... a happy pappy
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:44 PM   #4835 (permalink)
 
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I talk in my sleep.
The voice activated tape recorder,

I set on the nightstand,
has captured many creative
garbled scrambled (secrets to the universe)...and stuff.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:00 PM   #4836 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:41 AM   #4837 (permalink)
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somebody...say it for him...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 06:13 AM   #4838 (permalink)
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new tricks in process as we speak...

what the hell is a "Scromidazol"???

what came first, the wabberjocky or the looking glass?

Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
through the ol' looking glass...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ring
Wabberjocky.

Just checking in back here to see who posted last...Fly thinks he did but this one is after his. See ya later.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ottopilot
in that special way...
ottopilot said the above but then I posted this note...so guess who posted last.

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Old 06-26-2008, 07:41 AM   #4839 (permalink)
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Hey fellas! Don't be "dumb", get SMART! Try new ScroSmart® ...now with 4% more Scromidazol™
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:13 PM   #4840 (permalink)
 
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Wabberjocky.
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