I Declare myself "Sasquatch of TFP"
 

So I haven't been here in a while, in fact, when I am in here, I don't say much anymore. Haven't had time to be honest.

Thus I declare myself "Sasquatch of TFP". Meaning, when you do see me, you better take some blurry photographs or try to get a plaster cast of my footprints, or a bag full of my droppings, or a lock of my hair, because I won't be back for a while.

Wild and elusive, I am the "Wood Ape" of TFP. Call me what you want: Yowie Man (Australia), Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, etc etc, I'm hard to find and even harder to get a hold of.

I suggest you ready your tranquilizer guns and grappling nets, because I won't be here long.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/images/bigfoot.jpg

I can see your wrist watch dude

you & Bones are staying super busy at that truck stop in new mexico, eh?

i fuckin' knew you were lurking around the back country here in B.C.

you're lookin' for the pot right?

stop in sometime and we'll have a kokanee.................eh.


*and i already have a footprint of your's.*

it's hung in the shithouse up at our property up north...........so........i know what you're up to stevieY

oh yeah..............you're an ugly S.O.B. too eh.

ever heard of a trimmer?

*back hair sucks*

one more thing...............should the "Y" in your user name stand for Yeti now?

http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/schools/wj.../sasquatch.gif

A-yup!

You cant possibly declare yourself a Yowie.

Ours are bigger.

http://www.revjack.net/images/usenet.../984036267.jpg

Yeah, I'm a Yowie Man alright.

You'll be back.....they always come back.

dude, shave...wax....do something about all that hair!

We know your love is real!

Will you go participate in my hairy ass thread now?