Post your favorite quotes and movie lines here....now...please!!!
 

One of the best things that I enjoy about this forum is all the great one liners and quotes that I see.

Here's a few of my favorites, I'd appreciate seeing some of yours.

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."
-Olin Miller

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
- Albert Einstein

" i did not have sexual relations with that woman"

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

yeah... he was a master at the spin. ;)

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

"Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?"

"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."

get your hands off me you damn,dirty,ape.

I think the movie was "The war of the roses" but I may be wrong.
Danny De Vito picks up the phone and says to the poor unsuspecting person on the other end....................

Oohh,I'm sorry,but she can't come to the phone right now as she has my dick in her mouth.

To split the sides even further he then hangs up and says..........

I love wrong numbers.

"This is my BOOM stick"

Will we make it?

I do not think so but we shall continue with style.

The Austrian in the "Eiger Sanction" when things were looking particularly grim.

"I'll just take these Huggies... and whatever cash you got."
- Nicholas Cage, "Raising Arizona"

"Ah, using the whole fist, doc?"
- Chevy Chase, "Fletch"

"Variety's the spice of life, I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a nasty close-up, sometimes a good Valerian airbrush, sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kinda night, then maybe a nasty letter'll do, then some nights it's girl-on-girl time and sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse."
- Jason Lee, "Chasing Amy"

"Look man, I had a rough day and I hate the fucking Eagles!"
- Jeff Bridges, "The Big Lebowski"

"Nh-nh-nh-nh-nh-nh-nh-nh-nh-nh"
- Chevy Chase, "Caddyshack"

Good. Good.

"Are you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - Josey Wales

Fry:...letting my waste lie where ever it falls like an animal at the zoo.
Leela: Actually, animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

Zapp Brannigan: In the olden days I proudly fought alongside female troops, shoulder to, uh…shoulder. Alas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching, the army decided women weren’t fit for service. Not when I’m in charge

Fry: Well, thanks to the internet I'm completely bored with sex.

Fry: Oooh! Big Pink! It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham!
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew!

Henry Kissinger's Head: Young man, you have the bravery of a hero- and breath as fresh as a summer ham!

whats up
 

TOMMY BOY

"I CAN GO TO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE AND START A SMALL FIRE IN HER PANTIES"


LATAAAAAAAAAA

Tell me something I didn't know...

I once open mouth kissed a horse. That's something you didn't know.

"Its not a tumor!"

It's 100 miles to Chicago..We've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses......

The Blues Brothers

Not sure if that's exactly right


I came here to kick ass and chew gum......And I'm all out of gum

'They couldn't hit an Elephant from this dist...!'
Last words of General John Sedgwick

I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
-Alexandre Dumas the Younger (1824-1895

“A language is a dialect with a military”
-Unknown

“Mandrake make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.”
-General Jack Ripper (Dr. Strangelove)

"The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words."
-Atlanta Journal

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "Well.... I got better...."

"You could lower a rope, or a treebranch, or do SOMETHING useful." "I could do that. But I am only waiting up here to kill you!" "That -does- put a damper on our relationship. I'm afraid you'll just have to wait."

"I'd rather kiss a wookie!" "That can be arranged!"

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women."

"You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in asia, but only -slightly- less so is never go in against a sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"

And the absolute best, when confronted about his alcoholism-- "Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. And in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

Good ol' Winston Churchill! ;)

OK, we're officially boned.

"The ass raping will begin in 15 minutes."

"i could have groped you 5 times just now....well, maybe 4"

from trigun

girls in skiboat - rubin! you're a king!

rubin - my cat can eat a whole watermelon!

rubin & ed

"Speakin' of one-eyed jacks, this one-eyed jack is a-lookin' to go peepin' in a fish store!"--Bobby Peru

"My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me." --man at trailer park

I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson" --Sailor after getting pummeled for calling some gangbangers faggots

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women - Conan the Barbarian

I told you not to stop, now let's move out. - Apocalypse Now

ooow-eee! sail honey, you got me hotter'n Georgia asphalt!
laura dern - wild at heart

kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri...
audition

Kindergarten Cop?

"I'll be back." -- Terminator

"No matter what difficulties you have with math, I can assure you mine are far greater." -- Albert Einstein

I guess these are a little lame, but I'm tired and can't think very well! :D

"Hey John, call me a cab."
"Okay, you're a cab.'
- "Girl, Interrupted"

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle."

Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!
- "Human Traffic"

Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts - Brecht

Best friends are siblings God forgot to give us.

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
- Tyler Durden "Fight Club"

"Smithers! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction!"
"Ah, sir - I think that's a rock."
"We'll see what the labs have to say about that!"

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