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Old 06-20-2003, 04:07 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:09 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:09 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:26 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:38 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:37 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:37 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:43 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:49 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:55 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:58 AM   #91 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-21-2003, 01:38 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:31 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:45 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 06:12 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2003, 06:40 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 03:54 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:22 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:53 AM   #99 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:23 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 07:44 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:53 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 09:55 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 10:09 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 05:56 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 05:58 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:00 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:02 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 07:20 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 07:33 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:35 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:40 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:43 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:56 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:56 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 09:04 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 09:20 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:40 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2003, 03:15 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Sorry about that the idea just popped into my head, guess I should have looked around first.

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Old 06-23-2003, 03:21 AM   #120 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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