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i hate that when commercials come on the volume doubles, why do they do this? i had the volume set to where i could listen with comfort, now i just hit the mute button and you will not sell me anything.

i was sitting at home today thinkin, "man sundays suck, there is never anything to do". about 11pm i realise its saturday, so i gained a sunday but lost a saturday, id give up all my sundays for the next month to get that back.

being unemployed is like being 10 during summer break. i had no idea what month it was untill i got my cell phone bill. getting that bill is a lot like your mom waking you up one day late in the summer and taking you shopping for school. i think to myself, "shit!"

do you ever open the fridge stare for 5 minutes close it, take a piss and come back to stare agian, knowing that there is nothing you want in there. i mean do you really think that someone bought some KFC ate what they wanted then put the rest in the fridge for you, and all during the time it took you to piss? i guess i do.

why is fruit cake, "cake" but banana bread is "bread"? they are really just oversized muffins.

at what point in your life do you go from posters of Fight Club & Grand Theft Auto hanging from your walls to cheap reprints of Edvard Munch & Alexei von Jawlensky?

i bought some expencive bamboo shades for my room cause i hate lights shining in at night and i have had 2 blankets hanging up for a year in my windows. now i have sheets over those blinds...argh!

have you ever ordered a pizza and forgotten about it? i see a derlivery guy at my door and for a second im thinking, "how did they know i wanted a pizza?"

i started a movie last night took out the dvd then watched something else. the next morning(3pm) i put the movie back in and it starts playing where i left off. its scared me so bad i turned it off.

when is the last time you bought a cassette tape? it has been 10 years for me.

i like how you can get burnt from ice.

i like how no matter how hard you try you cannot ever get "there" because you are always "here"

i like how advanced digital cameras are and how the batteries that go in them are not.

-good times