The Saddam said thread
 

I have heard a load of Saddam jokes since his capture with most beginning with: The first thing Saddam said when he climbed out of his hole was..............................
I have heard some belters and would like to hear some more, so here we go with the Saddam said thread.


My contribution is one I heard in work today it went; the first thing Saddam said when he climbed out of his hole was........did I beat David Blaine

Uh, you guys might want to leave that fan on for a while before you go in.

...it's beginning to look a lot like christmas...

Quick, someone get me a laptop so I can check out the babes I missed on TFP's titty board...

Knock knock.........................

Go away go away.

Can you hear me now?

there was a whole conversation

US forces guy - wow whats that smell? it kind of smells like updog.

saddam - ummm what is updog?

US forces guy - no much. WHATS UP WITH YOU DOG.

along the lines of <b>gonadman</b>'s

<b>Saddam</b>: You mean the Titty Board was really take down?

<b>US Soldier</b>: Yes

<b>Saddam</b>: Really?

<b>US Soldier</b>: Yes, really.

<b>Saddam</b>: Are you just pulling my leg?

<b>US Soldier</b>: No, swear on Sophie's tits, they really took it down.

<b>Saddam</b>: But why?

<b>US Soldier</b>: Something about moving the servers and bandwidth.

<b>Saddam</b>: You're lying.
[Saddam turns to other US soldiers]

<b>Saddam</b>: He's lying right. You guys are just trying to pull a fast one over on me.

<b>US Soldier</b>: No really man, I would not lie about something like this. They really took it down.

<b>Saddam</b>: I guess I have nothing to fight for then. OK, I give up. Do you think you can send any of this $750,000.00 US their way to get the board back up.