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suviko · 12-14-2003, 07:09 AM

This is weird:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

They got illustration for stuff like "When to Stone Your Whole Family" and "Male Genital Injury"...

Fly · 12-14-2003, 07:38 AM

lego rocks.

cept the genital injury ones,they don't .

cchris · 12-14-2003, 01:03 PM

Instructions on Marriage 1 Co 11:3-7

The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect

Now thats funny.

Cycler · 12-15-2003, 06:36 PM

Wow lego religion that is odd.

KWSN · 12-15-2003, 09:47 PM

...wow...

i'm speechless.

ShaniFaye · 08-17-2004, 10:42 AM

I saw this site over the weekend (and lo and behold there was a thread about it here lol)...I laughed my butt off on some of these...

these were some of my favorites

Gn 19:33
And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving

Gn 19:35
And the younger went and slept with him, though he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving.

1 Co 7:3
The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect.

does he really need to leave his glasses on?

1 Co 7:3
And so too the wife to her husband

1 Co 7:5
You must not deprive each other, except by mutual consent for a limited time, to leave yourselves free for prayer...
1 Co 7:5
...and to come together again afterwards.

Dt 24:5
'If a man is newly married...
Dt 24:5
'...he must not join the army...
Dt 24:5
'...and do not pester him at home
Dt 24:5
'He must be left at home, free of all obligation for one year, to cheer up his new wife .'

the beastiality ones are cracking me up
Lv 18:23
'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion

Nancy · 08-17-2004, 11:11 AM

bwaaaaaaahahhahhahah nice ones ShaniFaye!

thanks for the link Suviko!

todd · 08-17-2004, 12:31 PM

hahahahaha

ShaniFaye · 08-17-2004, 03:22 PM

crap I forgot to post this one lol this is one of the things I found on the press page

skier · 08-18-2004, 02:26 AM

I've read WAY too much of the lego bible.
The 10 plagues were awesome though. So much inconsistency there.

Scorps · 08-18-2004, 11:45 AM

Lego sex....I guess someone has a little to much time on there hands, or they can 't get any them selves!

12-14-2003, 07:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
suviko Banned	The Brick (Lego) Testament This is weird: http://www.thebricktestament.com/ They got illustration for stuff like "When to Stone Your Whole Family" and "Male Genital Injury"...

12-14-2003, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	lego rocks. cept the genital injury ones,they don't . __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-14-2003, 01:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Instructions on Marriage 1 Co 11:3-7 The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect Now thats funny. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

12-15-2003, 06:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	Wow lego religion that is odd. __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

12-15-2003, 09:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
KWSN green	...wow... i'm speechless. __________________ Your arms are broken!

08-17-2004, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I saw this site over the weekend (and lo and behold there was a thread about it here lol)...I laughed my butt off on some of these... these were some of my favorites Gn 19:33 And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving Gn 19:35 And the younger went and slept with him, though he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving. 1 Co 7:3 The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect. does he really need to leave his glasses on? 1 Co 7:3 And so too the wife to her husband 1 Co 7:5 You must not deprive each other, except by mutual consent for a limited time, to leave yourselves free for prayer... 1 Co 7:5 ...and to come together again afterwards. Dt 24:5 'If a man is newly married... Dt 24:5 '...he must not join the army... Dt 24:5 '...and do not pester him at home Dt 24:5 'He must be left at home, free of all obligation for one year, to cheer up his new wife .' the beastiality ones are cracking me up Lv 18:23 'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-17-2004, 11:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	bwaaaaaaahahhahhahah nice ones ShaniFaye! thanks for the link Suviko! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-17-2004, 12:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	hahahahaha

08-17-2004, 03:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	crap I forgot to post this one lol this is one of the things I found on the press page __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-18-2004, 02:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	I've read WAY too much of the lego bible. The 10 plagues were awesome though. So much inconsistency there. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

08-18-2004, 11:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Lego sex....I guess someone has a little to much time on there hands, or they can 't get any them selves!