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Old 12-14-2003, 07:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Brick (Lego) Testament

This is weird:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

They got illustration for stuff like "When to Stone Your Whole Family" and "Male Genital Injury"...
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Old 12-14-2003, 07:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lego rocks.

cept the genital injury ones,they don't .
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Instructions on Marriage 1 Co 11:3-7

The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect

Now thats funny.
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow lego religion that is odd.
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...wow...

i'm speechless.
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Old 08-17-2004, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I saw this site over the weekend (and lo and behold there was a thread about it here lol)...I laughed my butt off on some of these...

these were some of my favorites

Gn 19:33
And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving


Gn 19:35
And the younger went and slept with him, though he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving.


1 Co 7:3
The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect.


does he really need to leave his glasses on?

1 Co 7:3
And so too the wife to her husband


1 Co 7:5
You must not deprive each other, except by mutual consent for a limited time, to leave yourselves free for prayer...
1 Co 7:5
...and to come together again afterwards.


Dt 24:5
'If a man is newly married...
Dt 24:5
'...he must not join the army...
Dt 24:5
'...and do not pester him at home
Dt 24:5
'He must be left at home, free of all obligation for one year, to cheer up his new wife .'


the beastiality ones are cracking me up
Lv 18:23
'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion
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Old 08-17-2004, 11:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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bwaaaaaaahahhahhahah nice ones ShaniFaye!

thanks for the link Suviko!
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Old 08-17-2004, 12:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahahahaha
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Old 08-17-2004, 03:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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crap I forgot to post this one lol this is one of the things I found on the press page

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Old 08-18-2004, 02:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I've read WAY too much of the lego bible.
The 10 plagues were awesome though. So much inconsistency there.
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Lego sex....I guess someone has a little to much time on there hands, or they can 't get any them selves!
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