The Brick (Lego) Testament
 

This is weird:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

They got illustration for stuff like "When to Stone Your Whole Family" and "Male Genital Injury"...

lego rocks.

cept the genital injury ones,they don't .

Instructions on Marriage 1 Co 11:3-7

The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect

Now thats funny.

Wow lego religion that is odd.

...wow...

i'm speechless.

I saw this site over the weekend (and lo and behold there was a thread about it here lol)...I laughed my butt off on some of these...

these were some of my favorites

Gn 19:33
And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos1.jpg

Gn 19:35
And the younger went and slept with him, though he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving.
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos2.jpg

1 Co 7:3
The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect.
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos3.jpg

does he really need to leave his glasses on?

1 Co 7:3
And so too the wife to her husband
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos4.jpg

1 Co 7:5
You must not deprive each other, except by mutual consent for a limited time, to leave yourselves free for prayer...
1 Co 7:5
...and to come together again afterwards.
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos5.jpg

Dt 24:5
'If a man is newly married...
Dt 24:5
'...he must not join the army...
Dt 24:5
'...and do not pester him at home
Dt 24:5
'He must be left at home, free of all obligation for one year, to cheer up his new wife .'
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos6.jpg

the beastiality ones are cracking me up
Lv 18:23
'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion
http://www.celticdesade.com/images/legos7.jpg

bwaaaaaaahahhahhahah nice ones ShaniFaye!

thanks for the link Suviko! :D

hahahahaha

crap I forgot to post this one lol this is one of the things I found on the press page

http://www.celticdesade.com/images/pressrelease.jpg

I've read WAY too much of the lego bible.
The 10 plagues were awesome though. So much inconsistency there.

Lego sex....I guess someone has a little to much time on there hands, or they can 't get any them selves!