Etiquette for 2004.
 

Things have changed and we're still following the same rules made years ago. So, Let's revise all the rules to fit todays world.

Original: Don't put your elbows on the Dinner table!
Revised: Don't put your penis on the Dinner table!

Original: Always open the door for a lady.
Revised: Open door for ladies only when the door is tricky(ie: you stick your finger in a dark hole to find the latch.)

Come on, let's hear some more updated etiquette...

Original: Say "excuse me" after you break wind.
Revised: Lift leg and smile.

Original: Place napkin on plate when finished with meal to signal the waiter that you are done eating.
Revised: Pull car up to drive up trash can. Deposit garbage.

Nice thread!

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwDZAhUZfg0zqQ3FPfiNY8LE5Y018XrnuZb7XL1ZU6gt31eJazhG3cPZTHKnLNIshjPqN0Ojf6Trf19*x8NwE60Wnwe5dOCAyAcJNY1bj2BpBQto6w6VUA/placesetting1.gif?dc=4675451036675558156[/img]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwDUA...51036802668509

/me looks for the ash tray...

(j/k)