...in my pants (quasi NSFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Giltwist · 12-11-2003, 07:52 PM

Any of you guys played this game? You take movie quotes and tag on "...in my pants" to the end. You can get some pretty hilarious results. We were cracking up before my final today.

Here are a couple examples

"She's gone from suck to blow...in my pants!"
(yay Spaceballs!)
"He's sleeping with the fishes...in my pants."

"I have a bad feeling about this...in my pants"

Reese · 12-12-2003, 05:59 AM

It's good when mixed with the harry potter wand/wang game...

Harry Grabbed the wang...in my pants

ugh..

Elegant Holmes · 12-12-2003, 10:08 AM

Win one for the Gipper, in my pants.

2wolves · 12-12-2003, 01:21 PM

"Its a trap" ..... in my pants.

2Wolves

Zotz · 12-12-2003, 03:14 PM

"You can't handle the truth!......in my pants"

uncle phil · 12-12-2003, 03:44 PM

"I love the smell of napalm in my pants..."

2wolves · 12-12-2003, 05:31 PM

"Swim the warm sea's of sins of the flesh" in my pants.

and yes, I say" Fro-der-ick."

2Wolves

Gene Wilder is one funny caucasian.

micah67 · 12-12-2003, 05:46 PM

To be, or not to be... in my pants.

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse... in my pants.

The force will be with you, always... in my pants.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... in my pants.

I'm melting! ...in my pants

Tiger69z · 12-12-2003, 09:19 PM

"Welcome to the Rock....in my pants"

Hahahaha

"I live life a quarter mile at a time...in my pants"

Jadey · 12-12-2003, 11:26 PM

Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex...in my pants. (revenge of the nerds)

eotlemac · 12-12-2003, 11:29 PM

"d'oh...... in my pants"

or maybe

"a gun rack, i dont even own a gun, let alone many guns wich would neccesatate (sp?) an entire rack........in my pants"

or better yet

"hheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrresssssssss Johnny.....in my pants"

Loup · 12-13-2003, 04:39 AM

"See this? This is my boomstick ... in my pants."
"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go ... in my pants."
"Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun ... in my pants."

Zotz · 12-13-2003, 06:18 AM

"Houston, we have a problem....in my pants."

Tophat665 · 12-19-2003, 03:51 PM

Do or do not. There is no try, in my pants.

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper, in my pants.

Actually, the version of this game I prefer is replace any word in a movie (usually Star Wars) quote with the word "pants", as in "I find your lack of pants disturbing." or "I used to bullseye womp rates in my pants back home on Tattoine. They're not much bigger than two meters."

NetterButter · 12-19-2003, 04:01 PM

random quote from my husband without knowing whats going on:

"Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges.....in my pants"

here's mine:

"say hello to my little friend...in my pants"

teehee.

j8ear · 12-19-2003, 04:28 PM

Some birds feathers are just too beautiful to keep caged up...in my pants

rideough · 12-21-2003, 01:03 PM

we have ways of making you talk.....in my pants!

smarm · 12-21-2003, 03:06 PM

Why'd it have to be snakes... in my pants?

VF19 · 12-21-2003, 07:11 PM

Let her go!...in my pants

yankeefatboy · 12-21-2003, 09:51 PM

And your little dog, too...in my pants.
"love me tender"...in my pants.
Well punk, do you feel lucky... in my pants

GakFace · 12-21-2003, 10:47 PM

"I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good... in my pants"

"Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved... in my pants."

"So, pretty please - with sugar on top ... clean the fuckin' car! .. in my pants!"
Ya know? Pulp Fiction just works well hehehe.

"But the Gimp's sleeping... in my pants."

blizzak · 12-21-2003, 10:52 PM

remember, no man is a failure who has friends...in my pants

Munku · 12-22-2003, 12:32 AM

I'll be back.. In my pants!

txlovely · 12-22-2003, 03:24 PM

And remember, my sentimental friend...that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others...in my pants!
(from The Wizard of Oz)

cheese · 12-23-2003, 02:45 AM

heavens no not the green.. in my pants!
(fight club)

a message from don corlione IN MY PANTS

rockogre · 12-23-2003, 08:41 AM

"My Precious" in my pants.

Elegant Holmes · 12-23-2003, 02:12 PM

"Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk in to mine in my pants"

NetterButter · 12-23-2003, 03:57 PM

Bad Santa:

" Are you fucking with my head!!! in my pants"

hehe

QuasiMojo · 12-24-2003, 11:24 AM

What we have here, is a failure to communicate...in my pants.

heh
This reminds me of the "fortune cookie" game where you read your fortune and then say... "In Bed"

Jadey · 12-26-2003, 02:20 AM

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. . . in my pants!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. . .in my pants!

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. . .in my pants!

12-11-2003, 07:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Giltwist Insane Location: Pennsylvania	...in my pants (quasi NSFW) Any of you guys played this game? You take movie quotes and tag on "...in my pants" to the end. You can get some pretty hilarious results. We were cracking up before my final today. Here are a couple examples "She's gone from suck to blow...in my pants!" (yay Spaceballs!) "He's sleeping with the fishes...in my pants." "I have a bad feeling about this...in my pants"

12-12-2003, 05:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	It's good when mixed with the harry potter wand/wang game... Harry Grabbed the wang...in my pants ugh.. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

12-12-2003, 03:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"I love the smell of napalm in my pants..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-12-2003, 05:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	To be, or not to be... in my pants. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse... in my pants. The force will be with you, always... in my pants. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... in my pants. I'm melting! ...in my pants __________________ ~micah

12-13-2003, 04:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	"See this? This is my boomstick ... in my pants." "Yo, she-bitch. Let's go ... in my pants." "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun ... in my pants." __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

12-12-2003, 10:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	Win one for the Gipper, in my pants.

12-12-2003, 01:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	"Its a trap" ..... in my pants. 2Wolves

12-12-2003, 03:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	"You can't handle the truth!......in my pants"

12-12-2003, 05:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	"Swim the warm sea's of sins of the flesh" in my pants. and yes, I say" Fro-der-ick." 2Wolves Gene Wilder is one funny caucasian.

12-12-2003, 09:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	"Welcome to the Rock....in my pants" Hahahaha "I live life a quarter mile at a time...in my pants"

12-12-2003, 11:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex...in my pants. (revenge of the nerds)

12-12-2003, 11:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
eotlemac Banned	"d'oh...... in my pants" or maybe "a gun rack, i dont even own a gun, let alone many guns wich would neccesatate (sp?) an entire rack........in my pants" or better yet "hheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrresssssssss Johnny.....in my pants"

12-13-2003, 06:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	"Houston, we have a problem....in my pants."

12-19-2003, 03:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Do or do not. There is no try, in my pants. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper, in my pants. Actually, the version of this game I prefer is replace any word in a movie (usually Star Wars) quote with the word "pants", as in "I find your lack of pants disturbing." or "I used to bullseye womp rates in my pants back home on Tattoine. They're not much bigger than two meters." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 12-19-2003 at 03:55 PM..

12-19-2003, 04:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	random quote from my husband without knowing whats going on: "Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges.....in my pants" here's mine: "say hello to my little friend...in my pants" teehee. __________________ www.holeinthe.net Last edited by NetterButter; 12-19-2003 at 04:03 PM..

12-21-2003, 01:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	we have ways of making you talk.....in my pants! __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

12-22-2003, 12:32 AM	#23 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I'll be back.. In my pants!

12-23-2003, 08:41 AM	#26 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	"My Precious" in my pants. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

12-19-2003, 04:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
j8ear Gentlemen Farmer Location: Middle of nowhere, Jersey	Some birds feathers are just too beautiful to keep caged up...in my pants __________________ It's alot easier to ask for forgiveness then it is to ask for permission.

12-21-2003, 03:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Why'd it have to be snakes... in my pants?

12-21-2003, 07:11 PM	#19 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	Let her go!...in my pants

12-21-2003, 09:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	And your little dog, too...in my pants. "love me tender"...in my pants. Well punk, do you feel lucky... in my pants

12-21-2003, 10:47 PM	#21 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	"I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good... in my pants" "Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved... in my pants." "So, pretty please - with sugar on top ... clean the fuckin' car! .. in my pants!" Ya know? Pulp Fiction just works well hehehe. "But the Gimp's sleeping... in my pants." __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it. Last edited by GakFace; 12-21-2003 at 10:52 PM..

12-21-2003, 10:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
blizzak Crazy	remember, no man is a failure who has friends...in my pants __________________ Fueled by oxytocin!

12-22-2003, 03:24 PM	#24 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	And remember, my sentimental friend...that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others...in my pants! (from The Wizard of Oz) __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

12-23-2003, 02:45 AM	#25 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	heavens no not the green.. in my pants! (fight club) a message from don corlione IN MY PANTS

12-23-2003, 02:12 PM	#27 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	"Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk in to mine in my pants"

12-23-2003, 03:57 PM	#28 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	Bad Santa: " Are you fucking with my head!!! in my pants" hehe __________________ www.holeinthe.net

12-24-2003, 11:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	What we have here, is a failure to communicate...in my pants. heh This reminds me of the "fortune cookie" game where you read your fortune and then say... "In Bed" __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

12-26-2003, 02:20 AM	#30 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. . . in my pants! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. . .in my pants! Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. . .in my pants!