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Old 12-11-2003, 11:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm creaming of a white Christmas...

...or how to put the 'X' in Xmas carols.

Christmas songs for the naughty from
MasturbateForPeace. Site also has the mp3's.


<b>The 10 Days of Wanking</b>

On the first day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To masturbate for all humanity.

On the second day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jack off with my left hand
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the third day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fourth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fifth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the sixth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the seventh day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the eighth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the ninth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the tenth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To whack off with a friend,
Touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


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<b>Jingle Balls</b>

Jacking in the snow
For peace this holiday
Dick in hand you go
Shooting out a spray
Stroking by the gate
As Santa's sleigh takes flight
What fun it is to masturbate
For peace on Christmas night

Masturbate
Masturbate
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
Masturbate
Masturbate
Even in the cold
Shooting cum instead of guns
Is best for young and old

A stroke or two won't do
So pull it fast and strong
Letting out a moan
As you yank on your dong
Cry out nice and loud
When you beat for peace
Do it with a great big crowd
To make the fighting cease

Masturbate
Masturbate
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
Masturbate
Masturbate
Even in the cold
Shooting cum instead of guns
Is best for young and old...


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<b>Wankin' in a Winter Wonderland</b>

Joyful moans, are you list'nin?
In your hand, cum is glist'nin
We'll keep peace in sight
as we beat tonight
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

Gone away, bombs and conflicts
Here to stay, lube and hard dicks
You twiddle your clit
and war takes a hit
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he's a general
He'll say, "Are you fighting?"
We'll say, "No, man!
We're cumming for the greatest cause of all!"

Later on we'll conspire
With our loins all a-fire
We're stamping out hate
as we masturbate
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

When you cum, ain't it happy
Though your pubes get all chappy
We'll frolic and play
the onanist way
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!
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Old 12-11-2003, 11:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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and God bless us, every one.

Nice post.
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh my goodness. merry XXXmas!

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