statement from Mavis Beacon
 

this just in from typing teacher Mavis Beacon: "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs." an anonymous music teacher added that "every good boy deserves fudge" but refused to speculate any further. :D

A guitar teacher once told me what happened to his last student.

"Eddie ate dynamite. Good bye, Eddie."

-Mikey

I hate that black bitch.

45 GWAM, my ASS

And just in from Hitler's Musiklehrer: "Ein Gestalt Bitte Deutschland Fahrvergnügen"

or "An Abstract Being Pleases The Fatherland By Driving Well"

my girl friend taught me to do it harder

all you other brother's can't deny,
When a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in yo face
you get sprung!

Thanks for the memories dude.

In the imortal words of my friend, Chadwick of the shire, "nargon"

muahaha