How do you know you are right?
 

I'm right...

1) because everyone else is wrong.

Admitting that everyone else is wrong can be just as hard as being right sometimes. You just have to convince yourself that you're dealing with idiots... which isn't hard because they are.

2) because I say so.

You are living in my house and you've got to follow MY rules. Everyone loves Mom... why not just use some of her logic.

3) because I'm a big shot executive for the International Sleeper Jammie Corp.

Not everyone gets a Lincoln Continental as a company car. All Company Big Shots are forced to take Judo lessons and get to have lunch with the Pope for free. Just look in the mirror at your smooth skin. Now tell yourself that Sleeper Jammies are in fashion and that you could be the next Mussolini.

4) because they make high-fiber laxitives in chocolate AND banana.

Talk to your shit. Tell it who's boss. If you can get through one fight with that shit... There is nothing you can't win. Feel good about being right. Let it pass right through your body. Let it out... isn't that better?

5) because you're ugly.
It's always someone else's fault. Everyone is ugly. Damn them. Puke on their putrid faces. Feel right but just don't look.

6) because I'm drunk.

You know I furget why I wrote this.

7) because I am.

Damn it -it just is. It's so fuckin obvious. -Sheesh.


8) because my Mommy made me this way.

That's right Mofo. Don't be sayin' nothin against my Mother neither 'cause I can fuck you up man. Besides, Mommy made me a Killa.

9) because I'm stoned.

Anyone got any weed and I can tell you this story about my friend Paul who was in this big brother program. Well he thought that Big Brother meant that he got to spy on people through their televisions but then he found out that it wasn't really about that at all. He was real disappointed and shit cause he really wanted to figure out who was spying on him. Maybe he was a little crazy but you know what... it's all true. That's how I met him... I was paired up with him.

10) because you know in your heart that I'm right.

You know you just feel it. Stop denying the truth.

Here is some random picture:

http://www.wit.ie/art/disney/e1/right.jpg

told you so!

screw you Astrocloud, I'm right and you know it!!!!!

yeah.........what he fuckin' said................

I'm right. You know in your heart that I'm right! You know you just feel it! Stop denying the truth!

You know sometimes when I'm the first car in a no passing zone... I drive slow.

You can't all be right, if I'm right, unless we all agree, then who is wrong and if no one is wrong is anyone actually right!?!?

I'm right because I'm drunk,

and when you are drunk, you only speak the truth.

Bloody Well Right
Supertramp

So you think your schooling's phoney
I guess it's hard not to agree
You say it all depends on money
And who is in your family tree

Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say

Ha-ha you're bloody well right
you know you're right to say
Yeah-yeah you're bloody well right
you know you're right to say
Me, I don't care anyway!

Write your problems down in detail
Take them to a higher place
You've had your cry - no, I should say wail
In the meantime hush your face
Right, quite right, you're bloody well right... etc.

You know you're right -Nirvana

I would never bother you
I would never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you
Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good

I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
And I have never felt so well
Pain... (x3)
You know you're right (x3)

I'm so warm and calm inside
I no longer have to hide
Let's talk about someone else
Steaming, soup begins to melt
Nothin' really bothers her
She just wants to love herself

I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it'll come to this
Things have never been so swell
And I have never felt so well

Pain... (x5)
You know you're right (x12)
You know your rights (x4)
Pain...

When I look to the left and there's someone there.