Funny words and Phrases
 

All right, lets get a list going of just plainly funny words. I'll throw out one for starters.

I like calling those paper ass gaskets in public restrooms "Polish Tuxedoes"

Whatcha all got?

I call 'em ass-gaskets.

personally I'm flabbergasted at how funny flabbergast sounds. :D

i don't see what all the hullabulloo is all about

What a load of malarky.

How about 'You all need a LIFE' that one is pretty funny.

ha ha funny
Thanks for contributing.

jeez, try to keep it alive

Personally, I can't help cracking up when one of my friends comes up and whispers peniswrinkle or cockpump during a test :D

...and that's about as strange as a five-legged station-wagon...

heheh, station wagon

Somehow, when I'm watching an old war movie, and the generals start talking about their soldier's trenches, I can't help but laugh...it's like "We need to give them some confidence in their trenches"

purple monkey dishwasher


I've recently added Plastic Vicar to my list of giggle terms, courtesy of Weebl and Bob.

my wife thinks POPPYCOCK is the most hilarious word. last time she heard it a blast of rum and coke from the nose, then i laughed my ass ofF.

Poppycock is a funny word, since it means babyshit in Dutch. But Dutch is just a funny sounding language.

Curfuffle is dutch, I think.
Crapulent is a good word.
Meshuggeh.
Gusset.

Just about everything Jeff says in Coupling: Giggle Loop, Naked Buffer, Captain Subtext.

I like rutabega myself. Say it... Its fun!

would I shit my favorite turd?

Who the hell decided that they should call a light jacket a "windbreaker"?