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Old 04-29-2003, 06:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Console a vermin in mourning

Sob...It was awful...you know someone...for years...they're
always there for you...sniff...and then bam...just like that
they're gone...he was so young...so yellow...smooth neck...
low action...sure one tone knob was missing, but nobody's
perfect...sob...the whammy bar was hardly used...boo hoo hoo

Note:

Vermin finds he can't go on and asked me to finish this. You see,
he had to sell his favorite guitar today. A yellow Fender Stratocaster
Poor guy's a wreck. If you could offer any words of consolation
they would be greatly appreciated.

Thank You
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I had to sell my 12-year-old daughter once. I guess I kind of feel your pain, dude. I'm Sorry.
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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let it go man, its just a fender..... haha get a Steve Vai signature JEM
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i feel your pain...
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sorry, man. Time is your friend. One day you'll be complete again.
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Just try to focus on the good times you had together. This, too shall pass.
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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thats sad... a buddy of mine had to sell his strat and his tele rent sucks
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Old 04-30-2003, 06:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I feel your pain. I'm with ya.

My first Strat was stolen from my house. Then recovered, only to be "stolen" from the back seat of the insurance adjuster's car.
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Vermin update:

The dry heaves have passed, he's able to keep down small bits of cheese. We expect he'll be up and scampering along the floorboards in no time.

Thank you all for the expressions of sympathy.
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Soon to be together again!
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Old 05-01-2003, 02:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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you shoulda sold the wife and kept the guitar.
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Id sell my soul, my car and my wife before I'd sell a strat. vermin, what led you to this calamitous turn of events?

did you at least make sure it got a good home?
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