vermin

Sob...It was awful...you know someone...for years...they're
always there for you...sniff...and then bam...just like that
they're gone...he was so young...so yellow...smooth neck...
low action...sure one tone knob was missing, but nobody's
perfect...sob...the whammy bar was hardly used...boo hoo hoo

Note:

Vermin finds he can't go on and asked me to finish this. You see,
he had to sell his favorite guitar today. A yellow Fender Stratocaster
Poor guy's a wreck. If you could offer any words of consolation
they would be greatly appreciated.

Thank You

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GreasyP

I had to sell my 12-year-old daughter once. I guess I kind of feel your pain, dude. I'm Sorry.

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Evan

let it go man, its just a fender..... haha get a Steve Vai signature JEM

uncle phil

i feel your pain...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

JoeyB

Sorry, man. Time is your friend. One day you'll be complete again.

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Peetster

Just try to focus on the good times you had together. This, too shall pass.

cheese

thats sad... a buddy of mine had to sell his strat and his tele rent sucks

platypus

I feel your pain. I'm with ya.

My first Strat was stolen from my house. Then recovered, only to be "stolen" from the back seat of the insurance adjuster's car.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

vermin

Vermin update:

The dry heaves have passed, he's able to keep down small bits of cheese. We expect he'll be up and scampering along the floorboards in no time.

Thank you all for the expressions of sympathy.

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myMHz

Soon to be together again!

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There's also a negative side."

Fly

you shoulda sold the wife and kept the guitar.

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Sion

Id sell my soul, my car and my wife before I'd sell a strat. vermin, what led you to this calamitous turn of events?

did you at least make sure it got a good home?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...