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clydestinkybeef · 11-27-2003, 10:24 PM

Who likes work? You shouldn't, that's why it's called work. Due to the fact that work usually eats a horse cock, things must be done to pass the time. Here is the place to share stories of when you were at work, should have been doing your job, but instead decided to do something completely moronic, stupid and very counter-productive.

Tonight at work, instead of cleaning up bathrooms, arcade floors, eating areas and outside at the go-kart tracks, the cook and I decided to make various concoctions of food products and eat them. Well, he made the food and dared me to eat it. Which I did. The first of them was about 6 grams of oregano mixed with some water. Just enough water to make it drinkable. Oregano shots are disgusting and should never ever be tried. The second was deep fried pizza. Problem with deep friers is that they don't really cook very well through. Uncooked dough = not tasty. Then came an oven cooked cup shaped piece of dough, chocolate ice cream, hotsauce and sausage. That wasn't bad...comparatively.

Then a few weeks ago 2 arcade attendants (the only two) the cooks, me (1 of 2 prize desk workers, during a busy night) and 2 of my assistant managers had an ice cream eating contest during a busy saturday night. Despite the fact I'm lactose intolerant I ate 12, 12 oz cups of icecream to win.

Tell the board of your should-have-been-doing-work-but-did-dumb-things-instead-of-work stories.

tricks · 11-27-2003, 10:36 PM

Super-soaker water fights at a veterinarian's office. It was a slow day. The boss actually went home and let us have at it.

It's also recurred a few times. The Doc's have participated as well.

DokuPuffs · 11-27-2003, 10:55 PM

I make families out of baked potatoes! Complete with faces and hair. One day I made a potatoe king and queen ... we were kind of busy but I tend to slack off!

onetime2 · 11-27-2003, 11:05 PM

Well, based on a post on TFP about building a paper tower from abn 8 1/2" by 11" sheet of paper, I built a tower that was more than three feet tall (can't recall the height exactly). I can't imagine what the coworkers who walked by thought I was doing.

cchris · 11-28-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by clydestinkybeef

Tonight at work, instead of cleaning up bathrooms, arcade floors, eating areas and outside at the go-kart tracks, the cook and I decided to make various concoctions of food products and eat them. Well, he made the food and dared me to eat it. Which I did. The first of them was about 6 grams of oregano mixed with some water. Just enough water to make it drinkable. Oregano shots are disgusting and should never ever be tried. The second was deep fried pizza. Problem with deep friers is that they don't really cook very well through. Uncooked dough = not tasty. Then came an oven cooked cup shaped piece of dough, chocolate ice cream, hotsauce and sausage. That wasn't bad...comparatively.

Then a few weeks ago 2 arcade attendants (the only two) the cooks, me (1 of 2 prize desk workers, during a busy night) and 2 of my assistant managers had an ice cream eating contest during a busy saturday night. Despite the fact I'm lactose intolerant I ate 12, 12 oz cups of icecream to win.

I once did this big crap that...............

telekinetic2 · 11-28-2003, 01:13 AM

I made origami vases out of the giant blueprint paper...and surfed the net. Mostly that. But then...who doesn't?

bundy · 11-28-2003, 01:53 AM

start up a fight club in the parking station across the road...

seriously, in my last bar job, time was usually wasted getting legless, high, or laid... in interesting places around the establishment... that or coming up with the most far out ways of getting out of shifts... funny times...

DokuPuffs · 11-28-2003, 01:56 AM

Oh yeah I forgot, I made a fort in the back of the restaurant (my girlfriend will be happy I spelled that right!) I work at with empty boxes! Manager wasn't too happy!

Sion · 11-28-2003, 09:20 AM

"getting legless"

what does this mean. it sounds like something Ive heard, but...

Fly · 11-28-2003, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by Sion
"getting legless"

what does this mean. it sounds like something Ive heard, but...

i'm gonna go with so drunk he couldn't even walk.

*that bundy is crazy*

Astrocloud · 11-28-2003, 11:20 AM

Fuck someone you work with... at work and try not to get caught. (Works best if you're both married).

gnort · 11-28-2003, 12:10 PM

Besides the various produce wars we've had we built a maze on our back dock out of milk crates...we put a rotten pumpkin at th end, other employees werent to happy. We also played vollyball with a pumello---fun times.

Times have changed at work now...all we used to do is just fuck around, but since we hired a whole new group of guys and it all went downhill. Now we actually have to work.

11-27-2003, 10:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
clydestinkybeef Loser	Dumb shit to do at work instead of working Who likes work? You shouldn't, that's why it's called work. Due to the fact that work usually eats a horse cock, things must be done to pass the time. Here is the place to share stories of when you were at work, should have been doing your job, but instead decided to do something completely moronic, stupid and very counter-productive. Tonight at work, instead of cleaning up bathrooms, arcade floors, eating areas and outside at the go-kart tracks, the cook and I decided to make various concoctions of food products and eat them. Well, he made the food and dared me to eat it. Which I did. The first of them was about 6 grams of oregano mixed with some water. Just enough water to make it drinkable. Oregano shots are disgusting and should never ever be tried. The second was deep fried pizza. Problem with deep friers is that they don't really cook very well through. Uncooked dough = not tasty. Then came an oven cooked cup shaped piece of dough, chocolate ice cream, hotsauce and sausage. That wasn't bad...comparatively. Then a few weeks ago 2 arcade attendants (the only two) the cooks, me (1 of 2 prize desk workers, during a busy night) and 2 of my assistant managers had an ice cream eating contest during a busy saturday night. Despite the fact I'm lactose intolerant I ate 12, 12 oz cups of icecream to win. Tell the board of your should-have-been-doing-work-but-did-dumb-things-instead-of-work stories.

11-27-2003, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
tricks Crazy	Super-soaker water fights at a veterinarian's office. It was a slow day. The boss actually went home and let us have at it. It's also recurred a few times. The Doc's have participated as well. __________________ People Are Stupid. People can be made to believe any lie, either because they want it to be true or because they fear that it is.

11-27-2003, 10:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
DokuPuffs Upright Location: Greenwood, IN	I make families out of baked potatoes! Complete with faces and hair. One day I made a potatoe king and queen ... we were kind of busy but I tend to slack off! __________________ Wtf ever.

11-27-2003, 11:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	Well, based on a post on TFP about building a paper tower from abn 8 1/2" by 11" sheet of paper, I built a tower that was more than three feet tall (can't recall the height exactly). I can't imagine what the coworkers who walked by thought I was doing. __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

11-28-2003, 01:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	start up a fight club in the parking station across the road... seriously, in my last bar job, time was usually wasted getting legless, high, or laid... in interesting places around the establishment... that or coming up with the most far out ways of getting out of shifts... funny times... __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-28-2003, 01:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	I made origami vases out of the giant blueprint paper...and surfed the net. Mostly that. But then...who doesn't?

11-28-2003, 01:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
DokuPuffs Upright Location: Greenwood, IN	Oh yeah I forgot, I made a fort in the back of the restaurant (my girlfriend will be happy I spelled that right!) I work at with empty boxes! Manager wasn't too happy! __________________ Wtf ever.

11-28-2003, 09:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"getting legless" what does this mean. it sounds like something Ive heard, but... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

11-28-2003, 11:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Fuck someone you work with... at work and try not to get caught. (Works best if you're both married).

11-28-2003, 12:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	Besides the various produce wars we've had we built a maze on our back dock out of milk crates...we put a rotten pumpkin at th end, other employees werent to happy. We also played vollyball with a pumello---fun times. Times have changed at work now...all we used to do is just fuck around, but since we hired a whole new group of guys and it all went downhill. Now we actually have to work. __________________ You had me at Qapla'