Meridae'n

Is that doggy in the window?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Munku

2 cents. I was gonna get it but I just gave mine to this thread. Sucky!

feelgood

What the hell are you guys talking about?

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

cchris

The Pink Pussycat at the Cross charges extra if you do it front of everyone.

Bloody exhibitionists.

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bundy

dude, what are you doing over at the Pink Pussycat?

why aren´t you at Showgirls??

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Ohayo!!!

Sion

On top of Old Smokey
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
when somebody sneezed.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Minx

You mean the one with the waggely tail?

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You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

Kaos

I sure hope that doggie's for sale!

uncle phil

"standing on the corner
watching all the girls go by..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

splck

hmmm... *goes and stands beside uncle phil*

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nice line eh?

Midnight_Son

DAMN.........you beat me to it

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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

Sapper

It's not the cost _now_ .. it's the cost after 10 years of: dog food, medical expenses, registration, toys, furnature.

But for you ... a special price.

Ali Baba!

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grumpyolddude

Damn dog saw a squirrel on the front lawn and tried to go right through the bay window to get it! Glass everywhere! And the blood!?!? Jehosaphat H. Chriminey! What a friggin' mess! And the old lady's out of town, so guess who gets to clean all of that crap off of the rug? That is AFTER I get home from takin' the DAMN DOG to the vet to get stitched up! And the GLASS! It's everywhere! And it's COLD in here, DAMMIT! There ain't no Home Depot open at this time of night!

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY (literally) IN THE WINDOW??? Come and GET her, dammit! She's all yours!

(Although, she sure looks awful stoopid with that idiotic cone thing around her neck. Kinda funny watchin' her trying to nip at her stitches. Besides, the old lady DOES like her a little bit.)

Sorry, no sale!

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