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YzermanS19 · 11-21-2003, 01:18 PM

Woke up, didnt choke up

Saw my AK, it was broke up

Put it together like a jigsaw

Got my nine, and my Rambo knife off the floor

Went to the bathroom, and beat the rush
Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush?

Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up
You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut

Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh
Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye
Slapped her in the head, stepped on the cord
Don't fuck with my bitch, word is born

Went downstairs to eat wit my folks

Ma, you broke the fuckin' egg yoke!

Punch her in the chest, it got on her cheek
Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet
Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull
AK y'all shot the bitch in the temple

Pop got mad 'cause mom got licked
I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick

Hungary as fuck, said my grace
Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face

Ate my food, found my coat

Mailman came so I cut his mother fuckin' throat

Waitin' for the mother fuckin' school bus

THE END

Halx · 11-21-2003, 01:28 PM

oh dear lord.. that was amusing.. borderline genius

bernadette · 11-21-2003, 02:18 PM

ok. Yzerman = Bones = air45

*head explodes*

kerk9191 · 11-21-2003, 02:21 PM

Busy day, eh?

pretty nonsensicle....as requests...

bundy · 11-21-2003, 04:51 PM

goodness me...
thats, well, um, great....

i just don´t want to ever cross your path... ever...

poor postman...

Tiger69z · 11-21-2003, 05:23 PM

Seriously...creative.

Maybe we can get a whole thread going like this..."write your own song w/ pics inserted"

Giant Hamburger · 11-21-2003, 06:50 PM

Hail YzermanS19!

Black Sheep will enter you room at night and rough you up if you don't give them their props.
You know what I'm talking about.
-GH

cchris · 11-21-2003, 07:49 PM

That's inspiring.

Fly · 11-22-2003, 05:39 AM

with all the pussy shots in there......you'd think Stevie Y was a hard ass.

great story dude.

you really should try and control that eh.

i hear they have drugs for guys like you.

YzermanS19 · 11-22-2003, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail YzermanS19!

Black Sheep will enter you room at night and rough you up if you don't give them their props.
You know what I'm talking about.
-GH

I was waiting to see who would figure this out. Its a song by the Black Sheep "U Mean I'm Not" I believe. Available for download on any p2p program.

Its a great song. And I wasn't trying to decieve.....I seriously was waiting for someone to figure it out

theguyondacouch · 11-22-2003, 01:13 PM

that was ...odd

GuttersnipeXL · 11-22-2003, 01:22 PM

I just read it and new it was Black Sheep immediately. Would you believe I rap that song every morning on my way to work?!!

A kick ass tune for sure.

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 01:29 PM

I'm scared.

11-21-2003, 01:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I dreamed that I was...haaard [NSFW] Woke up, didnt choke up Saw my AK, it was broke up Put it together like a jigsaw Got my nine, and my Rambo knife off the floor Went to the bathroom, and beat the rush Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush? Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye Slapped her in the head, stepped on the cord Don't fuck with my bitch, word is born Went downstairs to eat wit my folks Ma, you broke the fuckin' egg yoke! Punch her in the chest, it got on her cheek Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull AK y'all shot the bitch in the temple Pop got mad 'cause mom got licked I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick Hungary as fuck, said my grace Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face Ate my food, found my coat Mailman came so I cut his mother fuckin' throat Waitin' for the mother fuckin' school bus THE END __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

11-21-2003, 01:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	oh dear lord.. that was amusing.. borderline genius __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

11-21-2003, 02:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	ok. Yzerman = Bones = air45 head explodes __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-21-2003, 04:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	goodness me... thats, well, um, great.... i just don´t want to ever cross your path... ever... poor postman... __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-21-2003, 07:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	That's inspiring. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-21-2003, 02:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
kerk9191 Upright Location: not standing still	Busy day, eh? pretty nonsensicle....as requests...

11-21-2003, 05:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Seriously...creative. Maybe we can get a whole thread going like this..."write your own song w/ pics inserted"

11-21-2003, 06:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail YzermanS19! Black Sheep will enter you room at night and rough you up if you don't give them their props. You know what I'm talking about. -GH

11-22-2003, 05:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	with all the pussy shots in there......you'd think Stevie Y was a hard ass. great story dude. you really should try and control that eh. i hear they have drugs for guys like you. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-22-2003, 01:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	that was ...odd __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

11-22-2003, 01:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	I just read it and new it was Black Sheep immediately. Would you believe I rap that song every morning on my way to work?!! A kick ass tune for sure. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

11-23-2003, 01:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	I'm scared.