I dreamed that I was...haaard [NSFW]
 

Woke up, didnt choke up

http://www.encuentro2000.org/choke.jpg

Saw my AK, it was broke up

http://www.gamecenter.cz/article_images/2142/ak-47.gif

Put it together like a jigsaw

http://www.phys.uu.nl/~gdevries/objects/jigsaw.jpg

Got my nine, and my Rambo knife off the floor

http://www.cs-extreme.net/downloads/...ramboknife.jpg

Went to the bathroom, and beat the rush
Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush?

http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/toothbrush.gif

Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up
You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut

http://www.wild-side.com/darksorrow/slut1.gif

Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh
Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye
Slapped her in the head, stepped on the cord
Don't fuck with my bitch, word is born

http://www.warfaregames.com/shots2/slut.jpg

Went downstairs to eat wit my folks

http://www.infoniagara.com/new-pictu...ast-buffet.jpg

Ma, you broke the fuckin' egg yoke!

http://www.shef.ac.uk/~dnapl/eggbrokn.jpg

Punch her in the chest, it got on her cheek
Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet
Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull
AK y'all shot the bitch in the temple

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/193500...7stills150.jpg

Pop got mad 'cause mom got licked
I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick

http://www.rjcooper.com/radsounds/rad.gif

Hungary as fuck, said my grace
Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~cyke/pics/wh...t_no_decaf.gif

Ate my food, found my coat

http://www.apparel-work-securite58.c...at%20_1854.jpg

Mailman came so I cut his mother fuckin' throat

http://www.emissionsmarktplatz.de/an...es/mailman.jpg

Waitin' for the mother fuckin' school bus

http://www.coralspringshigh.com/imag...202%20copy.jpg

THE END

oh dear lord.. that was amusing.. borderline genius

ok. Yzerman = Bones = air45

*head explodes*

Busy day, eh?

pretty nonsensicle....as requests...

goodness me...
thats, well, um, great....

i just don´t want to ever cross your path... ever...

poor postman...

Seriously...creative.

Maybe we can get a whole thread going like this..."write your own song w/ pics inserted"

Hail YzermanS19!

Black Sheep will enter you room at night and rough you up if you don't give them their props.
You know what I'm talking about.
-GH

That's inspiring.

with all the pussy shots in there......you'd think Stevie Y was a hard ass.

great story dude.

you really should try and control that eh.

i hear they have drugs for guys like you.

I was waiting to see who would figure this out. Its a song by the Black Sheep "U Mean I'm Not" I believe. Available for download on any p2p program.

Its a great song. And I wasn't trying to decieve.....I seriously was waiting for someone to figure it out :D

:)

that was ...odd

I just read it and new it was Black Sheep immediately. Would you believe I rap that song every morning on my way to work?!!

A kick ass tune for sure.

I'm scared.