Chocolate Milk
 

I wasn't sure how well this would fit in Tilted Humor, so I posted it here instead.

There are two penguins on an ice floe, drifting north into warmer waters. These penguins are very fond of each other, but they don't speak English very well. Suddenly, with a terrific crack, the ice floe splits in half, right between the penguins. As they begin drifting apart, one penguin sadly waves a flipper and calls out, "Chocolate milk!"

Am I the only one who's head this just totally went over?

what's a floe?

Uh, no.:confused:

Since I don't get it either, I'll post this:
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ensab/joke.gif

Today is my stupid day.
Catch me tomorrow.

These are the responses I figured I would get. That's why I decided it wasn't appropriate for Tilted Humor. I, however, think it's hilarious.

So.....care to explain it to those of us who have no idea about it?

ditto....

ok

I don't know why, but I'm giggling.....

Uhh...........

The part I'm curious about, if these penguins didn't speak english so well, what exactly WAS there first language?

Hail Batman976!

This is a commentary on industrial man's tragic impact on the fragile life cycle of the natural world.

Brilliant!
-GH

For all of you penguin lovers and chocolate milk lovers alike:

This joke can mean whatever you want it to mean. It can even be a commentary on industrial man's tragic impact on the fragile life cycle of the natural world! The true meaning of the joke is irrelevant. It's like one of those unnecessarily long jokes with an incredibly anti-climatic punchline. The real fun comes in watching the audience leaving with blanks stares on their faces or trying desperately to find the joke.

I'm sorry I used you all for my own twisted humor. Please forgive me.

Chocolate milk,
Batman

I think I enjoy your twisted humor! Although.... there was definitely a blank and confused look on my face for a few minutes after reading your joke...

me too. but then again it was there before the joke too so its all good.

Ha! a classic!! Hadn't heard that one in awhile!!!

It's really a joke that gets better with time, too. Everybody should start telling their friends. The more you tell it, the more you appreciate it.

Thats a bit like this other joke i heard once:

There are two lesbians in the bath and one of them says to the other 'pass the soap' and the other one says ' who do you think i am a typewriter?'

I spent ages trying to work it out.

????


This thread is definitely in the right forum.

oh I get it, your laughing at US...

the joke's on the reader!!!!


bwaahahahahhaahha

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So there are these two submarines sitting in a tree, knitting. A pig flies by with a stick in its mouth.
Next day: Two submarines sitting in a tree, knitting. Pig flies by with a stick in its amouth.
Third day: Same subs, same tree, both knitting. Pig flies by with a stick in its mouth. One sub turns to the other and says, "Must be building a nest."

It's a moron koan.

hehe...typewriter..

Ohh, that submarine one is good. I'm going to have to remember to tell it to a friend of mine.

Thanks for ruining the joke for me. I thought it was a reference to the chocolate milk stains on the first penguin's sleeper jammies. A stain all too familiar to the likes of Nonsense Forum users.

P.S.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/spork.jpg

someone has too much free time on their hands.

Lurkette would disagree with this! ;)

SPOOOOOOON!!!!!

*yup another Tic luver! :icare:

NO SOAP RADIO.

I don;t know why, but everytime I read this I just laugh my ass off!

the correct answer is 'cigarettes and chocolate milk.'

took the words right out of my mouth...

first thought into my head...


...lquid fecal matter + cum mix.


:(

Once in HS, this girl was drinking from one of those juice boxes that are usually reserved for little kids. Well they always have these really cheesy jokes on them, but one day it was this:

How can you tell a furby from an elephant?

...

A furby doesn't look like an elephant!



For some reason this got me and all my friends laughing so hard and uncontrollably that we got kicked out for the day :lol:

Any new discussion on this joke?

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/e6a92...epsBAB4VW.MGls

I still think it's hilarious. It's been a while since I've told it though. Maybe I just need some new friends to tell it to.

We need more jokes about penguins and submarines!

Ok so there's a penguin and a submarine, and they are eating blueberries. And then a monkey comes, and he's like WTF?!?! Then the penguin is like yo man, it's all good.