Don't ask me.
 

Don't ask me because I won't answer. If I do I'll just make fun of you, or lie to you or talk nonsense. So there.
Nyaaaaaah!!

Why are you being like that?:p

you are silly. (damn you for stealing this idea from my head!)

okay

Because I'm being an ass....



wait a second... Damn.

PLEASE DO NOT answer the following question!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this a question?

Blue.

12???

okay :X

I couldn't agree more (laughing)

Good to see that people aren't asking me.

Dont ask me why everyone is not stating why not to ask them.

ok, dont answer these:

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

or

Is this a rhetorical question?

If there were no hypothetical situations then there wouldn't be any hypothetical things to rant about. An no, it's not rhetorical either.

Where's my bucket of chicken?

*stares at Spungfoo*