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JadziaDax · 04-19-2003, 01:25 AM

THIS REALLY WORKS!

Just in case you're having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts; the funny thing is that it really works.

1) Picture yourself near a stream.
2) Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.
3) No one but you knows your secret place.
4) You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world."
5) The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6) The water is crystal clear.
7) You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.

teflonian · 04-19-2003, 01:45 AM

damn... that is creepy jadziadax! I was really getting into the serenity of it and then bamn.... number 7...

GakFace · 04-19-2003, 01:48 AM

until Number 7, I was going to mention how that was in Happy Gilmore, but apparently he never finished the equation.

Yeah i bet that would work.... it sets the visualization quite clear, then you just think of someone.. heh. Maybe it makes sense because its 4:30 am right now and i can hear lots of birds chirping outside

KWSN · 04-19-2003, 08:31 AM

Heh...

*waits for someone to tell a related dead-baby joke*

alpha phi · 04-19-2003, 08:48 AM

Ah yess......................I can make out their face
so very Zen

rogue49 · 04-19-2003, 08:48 AM

Damn, I always though gutting my boss with a broad sword
would be the best way.

hmm.

stan the man · 04-19-2003, 09:34 AM

im afraid of streams

cant get past 1 sorry

MyFakeAccount · 04-19-2003, 12:18 PM

sex is still the best stress reliever. But it does seem to calm me down.

jets · 04-20-2003, 07:01 AM

that was beautiful

04-19-2003, 01:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Stress Management THIS REALLY WORKS! Just in case you're having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts; the funny thing is that it really works. 1) Picture yourself near a stream. 2) Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. 3) No one but you knows your secret place. 4) You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world." 5) The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 6) The water is crystal clear. 7) You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.

04-19-2003, 01:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	until Number 7, I was going to mention how that was in Happy Gilmore, but apparently he never finished the equation. Yeah i bet that would work.... it sets the visualization quite clear, then you just think of someone.. heh. Maybe it makes sense because its 4:30 am right now and i can hear lots of birds chirping outside __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-19-2003, 08:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
KWSN green	Heh... waits for someone to tell a related dead-baby joke __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-19-2003, 08:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	Ah yess......................I can make out their face so very Zen __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

04-19-2003, 09:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	im afraid of streams cant get past 1 sorry __________________ long live the hud

04-19-2003, 01:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	damn... that is creepy jadziadax! I was really getting into the serenity of it and then bamn.... number 7...

04-19-2003, 08:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Damn, I always though gutting my boss with a broad sword would be the best way. hmm.

04-19-2003, 12:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
MyFakeAccount Tilted	sex is still the best stress reliever. But it does seem to calm me down. __________________ I wasn't There I Didn't Do it You Don't know me

04-20-2003, 07:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
jets Insane	that was beautiful __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.