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11-16-2003, 07:01 PM
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Something like that..
Location: Oreygun.
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11-16-2003, 09:27 PM
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Location: Massachusetts
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"and she just died right there, mid-back-stroke!"
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11-16-2003, 10:19 PM
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Insane
Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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"Steiney get me a danish!"
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11-17-2003, 01:54 AM
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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11-17-2003, 02:37 AM
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Junkie
Location: Up yonder
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ARGH! 
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11-17-2003, 06:18 AM
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11-17-2003, 12:07 PM
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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Okay, so there are probably several people that know this one, but it still makes me laugh.
"No one that speaks German can be a bad man."
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11-17-2003, 08:00 PM
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Psycho
Location: Massachusetts
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actually, I was thinking of the first movie the quote appeared in. In mallrats, it was a spinoff of the first movie it was used in. "and she just died right there, mid-backstroke" Anyone, anyone? Bueller?
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I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up." -Mitch Hedberg, '68-'05 Bauer's the man. |
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11-18-2003, 04:37 PM
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Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)
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Ah. I've seen Mallrats many times.. Clerks only once. That would explain why Mallrats came to my mind.
Clerks indeed. "Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers." |
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11-18-2003, 04:49 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"Our pistols are hungry; our tempers are short. We are the cops of the world."
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11-18-2003, 05:25 PM
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12-07-2003, 12:38 PM
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Tilted
Location: Yonder
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The Simpsons - classic!  I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point. |
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12-07-2003, 04:47 PM
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou! Another classic.
"They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for." "And if you noticed, I ain't said shit for a couple of minutes!"
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12-07-2003, 06:46 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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Here's another quote: "In 19 minutes this area will be a cloud of vapour the size of Nebraska."
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12-09-2003, 01:40 AM
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Insane
Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)
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Bob Biter. You are a God.
The first time I saw that movie I didn't even get close to crying. The second time I almost creid four times. I'm such a dork now... I prefer "All men want a women to sleep on their shoulder." At least that's how I am. |
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12-10-2003, 08:36 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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"No matter how powerful or subtle the sorceror, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style."
That from a book, this from something else again: "OK, Idea Man! What's the big idea?" and "Gravity is a harsh mistress."
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12-12-2003, 01:41 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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"What I tell you three times is true."
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01-20-2004, 09:04 AM
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The sky calls to us ...
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"The State" - third season "I wanna dip my balls in it" Last edited by MSD; 01-20-2004 at 09:09 AM.. |
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