Batman976

The more obscure the better. That way if someone knows what it's from then they're just as fucked up as you. I'll start with one I posted in the random comment thread.

Did you ever weigh yourself, then eat a whole beeflog, then weigh yourself again? Did you ever make a baby with one? A beeflog baby? Did you ever take them and make a little village full of beeflog babies, and then they all rise up against you and try to kill your head? That's when I have to lie down.

mb99usa

Damn, I know the quote, I just can't remember where I heard it.

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So, what's your point?

It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

theguyondacouch

space ghost! space ghost! SPACE GHOST!

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

theguyondacouch

By the way, I can't think of a qutoe, any one got one.

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Stiltzkin

Isn't really all that obscure, but... well stuff.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

Fearless_Hyena

Clockwork Orange, of course!



Let's see if anyone recognizes this one from one of my fave movies:

Chichi! Chichi! Get the yeyo!

YzermanS19

I think thats from scarface.....its the only movie I can think that says "yayo".

Heres one:

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Fearless_Hyena

Scarface it is!! It's in the scene right after the columbians hack the dude up with a chainsaw and they gotta get the hell out of there, there's 2 sacks of yeyo on the ground so Scarface points and yells Chichi! Get the yeyo!

one of my friends would get really drunk at parties and start mumbling that over and over again, that's how you could tell when he was really hammered

Batman976

Wow, I didn't even see that someone got mine. I'm impressed.

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

spived2

Hehe easy one. Chris Pontius from Jackass the show

Here's another easy one:
"Some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill"

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

YzermanS19

Congrats! Nice job!

I dont know what yours is from though

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Batman976

For the record, I didn't really mean for this thread to be a game. Hopefully the quotes will be obscure enough that maybe only one other person will know it. Everyone should post obscure quotes whether they know the previous quotes or not. Then if you happen to recognize one call it out. There are no strict rules to follow. Otherwise it would just be another "name that movie quote" game.

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

Spinach_Indeed

Here's a nice Obscure one for you..

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Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

YzermanS19

Heres another one:

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

spived2

LOL I believe that is steve-o making a delicious omelette.

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

Fly

speaking of cheese.....

so easy......

"there is no dark side of the moon really,as a matter of fact,it's all dark."

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

spived2

Uhhh.... Invader zim?

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

spived2

Pink Floyd, good shit.

Keep em comin

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

lyxo

While I'm sleepin'.... you're not gonna menstruate on me, are ya?

Bob Biter

"Blade"

Here's mine:

"I'll just take these Huggies... and all the cash you got."

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

Astrocloud

Raising Arizona

"It's like wiping your ass with silk"

Bob Biter

Matrix Reloaded

"3 minutes! That's all I'm giving ya... that's all the fuck I got!"

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

Redlemon

"Get my coat... GET MY COAT!!! Two, I mean fourteen years in obedience school, and dumb as a brick. I'd smack you, but it wouldn't be senseless enough."

As a hint, that one was from television, circa 1989.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Moobie

"Ketchup?! On lobster?!"

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Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.

anti fishstick

"they were CONES!"

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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
~Anais Nin

KWSN

Ignignokt of the Mooninites on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

How abouuuuuuuut.......

"You have won second prize in a beauty contest, smash Rik over the head with the bank!"

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Your arms are broken!

kerk9191

one of my favorites for flame wars...

"Repetition is the weapon of choice of the mundane."

or for a movie kick, one of the best scenes...:
"
Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeal before that.

You lookin to become a penalogist?

You looking to go back? I work some crews, just waiting to f*ck up, get busted back. That you?
"

GuttersnipeXL

"I know you like to think that your shit don't stink, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo poo."


kerk9191...is that "Red" from Shawshank Redemption...?

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

spived2

The Wedding Singer!

The Young Ones

That's some Outkast lyrics off the song Roses, i believe

The rest of those quotes, I have no idea where they're from

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

vermin

"These here boats are the property of indigenous personnel. Don't fuck with 'em!"

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Neato

When the Earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains streched up to the sky, sometimes higher,

Folks roamed the earth like big rollin' kegs
They had two sets of arms,
they had two sets of legs,
they had two faces pearing
out of one giant head
so they could watch all around them as they
talked while they read.

And they never knew nothing of love...
it was before....
the origin of love...

Bob Biter

Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Nice one man!


Mine:

- Your friend told us a different story.
- Oh yeah? Was that the one about the hooker with dysentary?

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

taliendo

The Usual Suspects, character was Fenster, actor was Benicio Del Toro....great flic.

Here's one for ya, not from a movie.

"I nevertheless believe I shall get her, namely on the strength of the absurd, on the strength of the fact that for God all things are possible."

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-LIFE IS ABSURD-

Minx

Sorry I don't have a guess as the ones I did know had been uncovered already!

But... here's a quote from one of my all time favorite skits....

"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"

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You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

torgone

"He's got HUGE sharp . . .he can leap about . . ."

also the source of one of my favorite insults: "You mankey Scots git!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail of course.

Try this: "You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move."

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

Crack

"In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock." Huh? Let me give you a hint...a Father of our (US) Country...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

bernadette

"You eat babies for breakfast!

And use their little bones as toothpicks!"

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Chingal0

"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Kewpie Dan

I don't know where the hell anyone's comes from.

But here is one, kicking it 1995 styles.

"I'll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you..."

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I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

kerk9191

Neal and Vincent at the restaurant in Michael Manns HEAT

i love that flick too much....