11-10-2003, 08:01 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The brand spankin new riddle thread
ok, ill go first.
What is greater than God? Worse then the devil? You can launch it up in th air and it wont come down, and if you eat it, you'll die? just as a little added incentive, 90% of first graders get this, and only 20% of university students can figure it out. |
11-10-2003, 08:19 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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nothing
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
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11-10-2003, 09:29 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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ok, ive got another one.
Your outside of a room, there are 3 light switches 8 feet away from a door. Only one light switch turns on the light inside the room, the other 2 do nothing. You must figure out exactly what light switch turns on the light inside the room. You can only open the door once, and once you open it and go in, you cant get out. You cant prop the door open, it opens and closes at the speed of light. |
11-10-2003, 09:34 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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Punch a hole in the door?
If right is my turn: Something that men do standing up, women do sitting down, and dogs do on 3 legs.
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11-10-2003, 10:35 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
Location: wherever I am
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11-10-2003, 02:22 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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I guess we are not doing this like most of the game threads around here, ie the one who gets the right answer gets to ask the next question. Im still waiting for someone guess mine.
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11-10-2003, 03:15 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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what are you even asking? I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. |
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11-10-2003, 03:52 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
Psycho
Location: that place with the thing
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New Riddle: We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you.
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle |
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11-10-2003, 04:21 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
Hiding Out
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11-10-2003, 06:17 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
Psycho
Location: that place with the thing
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In laymen's terms, TerresqueU was not correct. Anyone else?
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle |
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11-11-2003, 12:30 PM | #17 (permalink) |
What's beyond psycho?
Location: Still out there
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It's the five vowels: a, e, i, o, u.
Here's an oldie but a (fairly)goodie: Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?
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11-11-2003, 12:57 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
Hiding Out
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New riddle: You are in a room with 4 walls 100000000 ft high each. There are no doors and one window. You have a compass and the window is to the south. What kind of bear is it?
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11-11-2003, 06:53 PM | #19 (permalink) | |
Upright
Location: vancouver
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1 dollar for each of the people (3) 2 dollars for the bellboy what remaining dollar??
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11-11-2003, 07:50 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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Here's an easy one: I can put it in a bucket. I can see it. When I put it in the bucket, it makes the bucket lighter. |
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11-11-2003, 08:08 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
Upright
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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Well, one thing this thread shows is that some people just do not understand riddles as can be seen from some of the really lame answers.... and I do not mean bad guesses, but answers like "I think the riddle is wrong".
The answer to the hotel riddle is not flawed, but rather the mathematics are. 3 guys pay $9 each = $27 + $2 to bellhop = $29... seemingly missing $1 from, original $30. But the problem lies in the way you look at it. The guys paid $27 for a $25 room, $27 MINUS $2 for bellhop = $25. No missing money. And what the hell does this mean? Quote:
I am going to guess polar bear. Probably has something to do with if the window is to the south then the room MUST (incorrect assumption) be at the north pole. Very badly worded riddle. Sphinx riddle: What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
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11-11-2003, 08:21 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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11-12-2003, 06:38 AM | #23 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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A mighty tree, small in size, digs and digs for a fleshy prize
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WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. |
12-07-2003, 06:10 PM | #24 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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........ I'm sorry i killed the thread........
The answer is a toothpick by the way
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WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. |
12-15-2003, 02:59 AM | #25 (permalink) | ||
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12-15-2003, 02:21 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
What's beyond psycho?
Location: Still out there
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A red bucket that's been painted blue?
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12-15-2003, 06:38 PM | #27 (permalink) | |
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12-16-2003, 02:07 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
Who You Crappin?
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere
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