Glad-I-Ate-Her

Just what a few you may need:

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html


Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

reconmike

This is great, I have one of those 12 year olds with my ex.
We try and IM and this is what it looks like.

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Where is Darwin when ya need him?

YzermanS19

THIS THNG IS V3RY FUN AND INTERESTNG111! OMG LOL I ENJOY CONVEYNG MAH EMOTIONS THOUGHTS AND IEDAS THROUGH THIS MAZNG LANGUAEG!!1!1!1 OMG LOL FRANKLY I THINK WA SHUD AL SP3AK LIEK THIS IN RAAL LIEF1!!111 OMG WTF LOL

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Giant Hamburger

DA G3TYSBURG ADRES
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NOV!11!1!1! WTF 19 1863


FOURSCORE AND S3V3N Y3ARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCAIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD EQUAL!111 NOW WE R ANGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WHETH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG 3NDURE1!1! LOL W3 R MET ON A GRAAT BATLEFEILD OF TAHT WAR!1111! OMG LOL WE HAEV COME 2 DADICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL RESTNG-PLAEC FOR THOSE WHO HER3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV1!!11 OMG IT IS AL2GETH3R FITNG AND PROP3R TAHT WA SHUD DO THIS!11!1 LOL BUT IN A LARGER SANS3 W3 CANOT D3DICAET W3 CANOT CONS3CRAET WA CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND!!!1 LOL DA BRAEV M3N LIVNG AND DAAD WHO STRUGL3D H3RE HAEV CONSECRAETD IT FAR ABOVA OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR DETRACT1!!!!! OMG LOL TEH WORLD WIL LITLE NOTE NOR LONG REM3MBR WUT W3 SAY H3RA BUT IT CAN NEV3R FORG3T WT DID HAR3111! WTF IT IS FOR US TEH LIVNG RATH3R 2 B D3DICAETD H3RE 2 TEH UNFINISHED WORK WHICH THEY WHO FOUGHT H3R3 HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANCAD111!!!!! WTF IT IS RATHER FOR US 2 B HARA DEDICAETD 2 DA GREAT TASK R3MANENG BFORE US-TAHT FROM TH3SE HONORED DAAD W3 TAEK INCR3AESD DAVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSE FOR WHICH THEY GAEV TEH LAST FUL MAASURA OF DAVOTION-TAHT WE HAR3 HIGHLY RESOLVA TAHT TH3S3 DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION UNDAR GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOVERNMENT OF TEH PEOPLA BY TEH PEOPLE FOR TEH PEOPL3 SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM DA EARTH!11!11 WTF

anleja

This is the back of a box of Raisin Bran Crunch, translated.

TAST3 DA GODNES IN 3VARY SNGL3 BIET!!1!11 WTF LOL GOLDEN WHOLE-WH3AT AND RIEC FLAEKS R BAEKD WIT H3ARTY WHEAT BRAN FOR A SATISFYNG CRUNCH!!!!11!1 OMG LOL 2S3D WIT CLUSTERS OF 2AST3D OATS GLAEZD WIT HONEY AND TEN SPRINKL3D WIT BROWN SUGAR FOR A WONDARFUL M3DLEY OF FLAVORS AND A H3ARTY BIET11!1!!! WTF 3VERY BIET BURSTNG WIT PLUMP JUICY RASEINS U CAN TEL W3 PUT IT AL IN HARE1111!1!1

Sapper

LOL !!

That thing is hilarious!!

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

GH and Anleja, funny stuff!!

Imagine if Lincoln really spoke like that!!

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

bernadette

HI SUGAR!1!!! WTF LOL MAH L3FT U SOM3 LUNCH MONEY ON DA TABL3111!!1! DO UR HOM3WORK FIRST THNNG AFTAR SKOOL AND WEL GO 2 CHUKY CHESA WHEN MAH G3TS HOM3 FRM WORK AT 530PM!!!1! OMG WTF DONT OPEN TEH DOR FOR STRANG3RS!1!! WTF LOL ESP3CIALY DONT OPEN TEH DOR FOR UR DERANG3D POS FATH3R OK?!!?! OMG WTF LOL OK1!1!!11! WTF LOL LOVE MUMYKINS

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Sunrise

H3H IF I POST3D THIS ON GENMAY I WUD B SUR3 2 G3T FLMED AND LAUGHAD AT FOR POSTNG WUT CALED A R3POST.!111!1!11!11 WTF FROM A LONG LONG TIEM AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY!!!!!!1! OMG WTF DMN THOS3 AS HAT!11!11 OMG LOL
THIS IS GREAT FOR MUS3MENT!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WUD ALSO MAEK A GOD GRMMAR CHAKAR FOR HOMAWORK1!!1! OMG

CSflim

on an unrelated note, anyone have a link to the bible?

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krwlz

GOD TIEMS BAD TIEMS
(BONHM/JON3S/PAEG)

IN TEH DAYS OF MAH U I WAS 2LD WUT IT MEANS 2 B A MAN
NOW IVE REACHED TAHT AEG IVA TREID 2 DO AL THOS3 THNGS DA BST I CAN111!11 WTF LOL
NO MATER HOW I TRY I FIND MAH WAY IN2 TEH SME OLD JM1!!! LOL

*GOD TIEMS BAD TIEMS U KNOW I HAD MAH SHAER
WHAN MAH WOMAN L3FT HOMA FOR A BROWN 3YAD MAN
WEL I STIL DONT SEM 2 CAER1!!1!!1! OMG WTF

SIXTEN I FAL IN LOV3 WIT A GIRL AS SWET AS CUD B
ONLY 2K A COUPLE OF DAYS TIL SHE WAS RID OF MA!!!1!11 OMG LOL
SHA SWORE TAHT SHE WUD B AL MIEN AND LOVE M3 TIL DA END
BUT WHAN I WHISPARED IN H3R AAR I LOST ANOTHER FREIND O!11!1 LOL

* CHORUS

I KNOW WUT IT M3ANS 2 B ALONA I SURA DO WISH I WAS AT HOM3!!!1!! OMG LOL
I DONT R WT NAIGHBORS SAY IMM GONA LOVA U EACH AND 3VARY DAY!!111!! OMG U CAN FEL DA BAT WITHIN MAH H3ART1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL
REALIEZ SWET BAEB WE ANET EV3R GONA PART!1!! OMG




...not cool, at all...

Redlemon

AOCDRNIG 2 A RSCHEARCH AT CMABRIGD3 UIENRVTISY IT D3OSNT MTA3R IN WAHT OR3DR TEH LTERS IN A WROD AER TEH OLNY IPRMOETNT TIHNG IS TAHT TEH FRIST AND LSAT LTER B AT DA RGHIT PCLAE11!! OMG WTF LOL TEH RS3T CAN B A 2TAL MSAS AND U CAN SITL RA3D IT WOUTHIT A PORBLM111111! OMG LOL TIHS IS BCUSEAA TEH HUMN MNID DAOS NOT RAAD ERV3Y LTET3R BY ISTLEF BUT DA WROD AS A O!!11!! WTF HUH??!??!!? OMG

/wow, that REALLY hurts the brain...

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

krwlz

I cant believe you posted that.. Thats just not funny.. Actually, yes it is, job well done!

CSflim

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QUESTION
WHETHER TIS NOBL3R IN DA MIND 2 DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A S3A OF TROUBL3S
AND BY OPOSNG 3ND TH3M?!??!??! 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WA DA H3ART-ACH3 AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FL3SH IS H3IR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
DEVOUTLY 2 B WISHD11111! OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP P3RCHANC3 2 DREM AY THEIR DA RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DREMS MAY COMA
WH3N WA HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUSA THEIR TEH RASPECT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF DA OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS DA PANGS OF D3SPIESD LOVE TEH LAWS TEH INSOLANCA OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF DA UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHEN HE HIMS3LF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!!??!?!? OMG WTF LOL WHO WUD FARD3LS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WAARY LIEF
BUT TAHT TEH DR3AD OF SOM3THNG AFT3R TEH UNDISCOV3RD COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN
NO TRAEVLAR RETURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL
AND MAEKS US RATH3R BAR THOSE ILS WE HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
THUS?!?!??!?? CONSCEINCE DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS TEH NATIEV HUE OF R3SOLUTION
IS SIKLEID O3R WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND 3NT3RPRIESS OF GRAAT PITH AND WIT THIS RAGARD THEYRE CUR3NTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSA TEH NM3 OF ACTION-SOFT!!!!!11 OMG U DA1!1!!1 OMG FARE OPHELIA1!!1! WTF LOL NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS R3M3MBRD!1!!! OMG WTF

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JadziaDax

I THINK TAHT I SHAL N3VAR SE
A POEM LOV3LY AS A TRE

A!11!111 OMG LOL TRE WHOSA HUNGRY MOUTH IS PREST
AGANEST DA SWET AARTHS FLOWNG BREAST

A TRE TAHT LOKS AT GOD AL DAY
AND LIFTS HER L3AFY ARMS 2 PRAY

A TRE TAHT MAY IN SUM3R WEAR
A NEST OF ROBINS IN HER HARE

UPON WHOS3 BOSOM SNOW HAS LANE
WHO INTIMAETLY LIEVS WIT RANE

POAMS1!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL R MAED BY FOLS LIEK ME
BUT ONLY GOD CAN MAEK A TRE!111! LOL

--- Joyce Kilmer (kinda)

redravin40

If we allowed AOL speak on #tfp

GAKFAEC- HM M3THINKS I SCAERD HAL OF
GAKFAEC- HAL R U H3RE
GAKFAEC- I HAEV A QUESTION FOR YA
GAKFAEC- IMM STIL CURIOUS COLIED HOW I HAD AL THRE OF U WOM3NS ATENTION LAST NIET WHEN I DONT THINK ITS HAPANED YET SOBR
TAMEODAN- GAK IT WAS PURE FLUKE I THINK )
GAKFAEC- 3 WOMEN TA.E111!!!!1111! WHIEL I WAS DRUNK.!!!!1111!!11111111 I THINK I SHUD GET DRUNK AT DA N3XT TFP HANGOUT D
GAKFAEC KIKS IT 2 BILY IDOL - WHIET WEDNG (128KBPS) [007/409]
GAKFAEC- DONT THINK I PLAEYD THIS ONE LAST NIGHT
GAKFAEC- I ONLY HAEV 3 BILY IDOL SONGS ON MAH COMPUTAR..
[1324]!!111!!!11!111!!!!!1!1!!!1 OMG WTF <HAL- WINMP(291)1!1111 LOL TEH CHEMICAL BROTHERS - SUREND3R - 02 - UNDER DA INFLUANC3) STATS(13% OF 4M 16S )
GAKFAEC- BUT TAHTS B/C I HAEV TEH BST OF EM ON CD
GAKFAEC- HEY HAL
GAKFAEC- QUESTION
* GAKFAEC RASEES HANDS
HAL-?!????!?? OMG LOL
GAKFAEC- WUT TILTED POLS FOR ?!!!?!?? LOL
HAL- DECOY
GAKFAEC- THEIR HASNT 3V3R B3N A THREAD IN THEYRE 3V3R WUT ITS US3 ?!?!!?!! OMG LOL
GAKFAEC- D3COY ?!!???! OMG WTF LOL
GAKFAEC- )
HAL- WHEN I FEL LIEK ASKNG U AL A QU3STION
HAL- IT WIL B IN THEIR
GAKFAEC- AH OKAY
GAKFAEC- WEL.11!1!!!11!1!1 WTF LOL U WON THIS TIEM. 1!!!!!!111111!!1!!11 OMG LOL
ROGUE49- IT SHAL COME SOMADAY FROM ABOV3..B11!1!1111!!1111!1!!1!!!!1 READY
* GAKFAEC PREPAERS SHOTGUN
GAKFAEC- )
ROGU349- DA QUESTION U DA111!111111!111111!! WTF QUASTION
GAKFAEC- HMM
GAKFAEC- WEL HM MAYB I SHUD R 2 R A SHOTGUN
GAKFAEC- NOT NOW THO.111!!111!!!11!1! NO MOD 2 DRINK
GAKFAEC- HM WUT IT IS IVE VOTNG Q
* GAKFAEC KIKS IT 2 ELS - I LIEK BIRDS (128KBPS) [004/235]
GAKFAEC- ROGUA LIEKS BIRDS 2
GAKFAEC- HMM I KILED IT )
COLIED- LAS TOKNG AND MORE RUSHNG
GAKFAEC- HOW ABOUT THIS
* GAKFAEC KIKS IT 2 70S 80S AND 3ARLY 90S - SUP3RFR3AK (128KBPS) [006/327]
GAKFAEC- D
GAKFAEC- THIS IS A FUN TRAK 2 PLAY WHIEL IN DA SEMI TRUK PLAYNG GTA VC D
COLIED- SHES SUPA FREAKIN YOW
GAKFAEC- BTW COLIED HOW OLD R U????!?? OMG COLIED- SHES A VERY KINKY GIRL
COLIED- DA KIND U DONT TAEK HOME 2 MUTHA
COLIED- UH 111!11!! OMG <GAKFAEC- I REFERENC3 P3OPLA ONLIEN BY THERE AEG
COLIED- ITS 3 YEARS MOR3 THAN HAL
GAKFAEC- 24
COLIED- IN A FAW WEKS Y3S
GAKFAEC- AH
GAKFAEC- HEH I HAEV A B3GES ALBUM.!1!!1!!11!!!11!11! IN ONE FIEL.11!!1!1!!1!1 LOL HAHAHAHA
* GAKFAEC KIKS IT 2 BA GES - B3 GES GREAETST HITS (128KBPS) [008/4212]
GAKFAEC- HAHAHAHA
COLIED- I HAEV TAHT ON VINYL (
GAKFAEC- NIE !1!11!! WTF LOL <GAKFAEC- W3L FAST FORWARDNG ON THIS FIEL I JUST LIEK CHANGNG TRAKS ON VINYL
GAKFAEC- U HAEV NO CLU3 WHER3 TEH NEXT PART WIL PUT U )
GAKFAEC- K JUST ON3 MOR3
* GAKFAEC KIKS IT 2 KC & DA SUNSHIEN BAND - PLAY TAHT FUNKY MUSIC WHIET BOY (128KBPS) [008/31]
GAKFAEC- CHEKIN OUT SOME TFPNAS
COLIED- LAY DOWN TEH FUNKY AND PLAY TAHT FUNKY MUSIC TIL U DEI
COLIED- LAY DOWN TEH BOGEI
GAKFAEC- HEH.11!11!1!11!1!1!1 WTF LOL COLIED IS NOW KNOWN AS FUNK LADY
3PSILONOMEGA- ( OP3TH - D3LIEVRANCA ) ( 1335 - 192KBPS - 1865MB!11!! LOL )
GAKFAEC- WOW
GAKFAEC- IMM NOW DA 9TH BIGEST TYP3R ON DA TFP DOLPHIN )
3PSILONOM3GA- ( 2L - 3ULOGY ) ( 827 - 128KBPS - 775MB1!!!11! )
GAKFAEC- 3500 A DAY.1!!111!!!1 WTF * 7 = 24500 CHARACT3RS A WEK
GAKFAEC- AND 35 WUD B A LOW GU3S H3H
EPSILONOMEGA- NERD!!1111!1111!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL

KWSN

DA UNANIMOUS DECLARATION OF DA THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA

WHEN IN DA COURS3 OF HUMAN EVENTS IT BCOM3S N3CASARY FOR ONA PEOPLE 2 DISOLVA TEH POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CTED TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF TEH 3ARTH TEH SAPARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATUR3S GOD ENTITLE THEM A D3CENT R3SPACT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THAY SHUD R TEH CAUSES WHICH IMPEL THEM 2 TEH S3PARATION

WA11!! OMG LOL HOLD THESE TRUTHS 2 B S3LF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R ENDOWAD BY THERE CR3A2R WIT CARTANE UNALEINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG THAS3 R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT1111111 OMG LOL 2 S3CURE THASE RIGHTS GOVARNMANTS R INSTITUTAD MONG M3N D3RIVNG THEYRE JUST POWERS FROM TEH CONSENT OF TEH GOV3RN3D -TAHT WHAN3V3R ANY FORM OF GOV3RNMENT BCOMES DESTRUCTIEV OF THESE 3NDS IT IS TEH RIGHT OF DA PEOPLA 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUT3 NU GOV3RNMANT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLAS AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWARS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THEM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 3F3CT THERE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS1!!11 OMG PRUDANCA INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOV3RNMANTS LONG 3STABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANG3D FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINC3 HATH SH3WN TAHT MANKIND R MORE DISPOSED 2 SUFAR WHIEL EVILS R SUFARABLE THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHNG TEH FORMS 2 WHICH TH3Y R ACUS2M3D11!1 OMG LOL BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSAS AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY TEH SME OBJACT 3VINC3S A DASIGN 2 REDUC3 THAM UNDER ABSOLUTE DASPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THEYRE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVERNMANT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 SECURITY-SUCH!1!!!!1 OMG LOL HAS BAN TEH PATEINT SUF3RANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH N3CASITY WHICH CONSTRANES THAM 2 ALTER THEYRE FORM3R SYSTEMS OF GOVARNMENT!1111111 OMG TEH HIS2RY OF DA PRES3NT KNG OF GREAT BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJECT DA 3STABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUT3 TYRANY OVER TH3SE STAETS!11!11 WTF 2 PROVA THIS LET FACTS B SUBMIT3D 2 A CANDID WORLD

11!!!! LOL H3 HAS REFUSAD HIS ASANT 2 LAWS DA MOST WHOLASOMA AND NECESARY FOR TEH PUBLIC GOD
1!!11 WTF HE HAS FORBIDAN HIS GOVERNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PRESNG IMPORTANCE UNLES SUSPANDAD IN THERE OPERATION TIL HIS ASANT SHUD B OBTANE3D AND WHEN SO SUSPENDAD HA HAS UTERLY NEGLECT3D 2 ATEND 2 THEM
11111!! OMG LOL HA HAS REFUSED 2 PAS OTHER LAWS FOR DA ACOMODATION OF LARGE DISTRICTS OF P3OPLE UNL3S THOSE PAOPL3 WUD RELINQUISH DA RIGHT OF REPRESANTATION IN DA LEGISLATUR3 A RIGHT IENSTIMABLE 2 THEM AND FORMIDABLA 2 TYRANTS ONLY
111!11!1 WTF LOL HE HAS CALED 2GETHER LAGISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABLA AND DISTANT FROM TEH DEPOSI2RY OF THERE PUBLIC RECORDS FOR TEH SOLA PURPOSE OF FATIGUNG THEM IN2 COMPLIANCA WIT HIS MEASURAS
11!11!11 OMG WTF HE HAS DISOLV3D REPRASENTATIEV HOUSES RAPEAETDLY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLY FIRMNAS HIS INVASIONS ON DA RIGHTS OF DA PAOPLE
!1!11!! WTF LOL H3 HAS REFUS3D FOR A LONG TIEM AFT3R SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUSE OTHERS 2 B 3L3CTED WHEREBY TEH LEGISLATIEV POWERS INCAPABLE OF ANIHILATION HAEV RETURNAD 2 DA P3OPLE AT LARGE FOR THEYRE EXERCIES TEH STAET REMANENG IN DA M3AN TIEM 3XPOSED 2 AL DA DANGERS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN
!!11!111 OMG LOL HE HAS 3ND3AVOUR3D 2 PR3V3NT TEH POPULATION OF THESE STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTNG DA LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNERS RAFUSNG 2 PAS OTHERS 2 ANCOURAEG THEYRE MIGRATIONS HITHAR AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS
!1!1! OMG HE HAS OBSTRUCTAD TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY REFUSNG HIS ASENT 2 LAWS FOR 3STABLISHNG JUDICIARY POWERS
111! OMG LOL HE HAS MAED JUDG3S DAPEND3NT ON HIS WIL ALON3 FOR DA T3NUR3 OF THERE OFIECS AND TEH MOUNT AND PAYM3NT OF THERE SALAREIS
1!1!1! OMG H3 HAS ERECTED A MULTITUD3 OF NU OFIECS AND S3NT HITH3R SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR PEOPLE AND EAT OUT THERE SUBSTANCE
111111!1 WTF HE HAS KEPT MONG US IN TIEMS OF P3AEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT DA CONS3NT OF OUR L3GISLATURES
!!1!1! WTF LOL H3 HAS AF3CTAD 2 RANDAR DA MILITARY INDEP3NDENT OF AND SUPERIOR 2 TEH CIVIL POWER
11!!!1 HE HAS COMBIEND WIT OTHARS 2 SUBJECT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOREIGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWLADGAD BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASENT 2 THEYRE ACTS OF PR3TANDED LAGISLATION
FOR QUART3RNG LARGA BODEIS OF ARMED TROPS MONG US
FOR PROTECTNG THEM BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDERS WHICH THAY SHUD COMIT ON TEH INHABITANTS OF THESA STAETS
FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF DA WORLD
FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT
FOR D3PRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF DA BN3FITS OF TRIAL BY JURY
FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND S3AS 2 B TREID FOR PRATEND3D OFANCES
FOR ABOLISHNG DA FRE SYSTEM OF 3NGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCA ESTABLISHNG THEYRE AN ARBITRARY GOVARNMENT AND ANLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 RAND3R IT AT ONCE AN AXMPL3 AND FIT INSTRUMANT FOR INTRODUCNG TEH SM3 ABSOLUTE RULE IN2 TH3S3 COLONEIS
FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHART3RS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABLA LAWS AND ALTERNG FUNDMENTALY DA FORMS OF OUR GOVERNM3NTS
FOR SUSPANDNG OUR OWN L3GISLATURES AND DECLARNG THEMS3LVES INVESTED WIT POW3R 2 LEGISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT11111 OMG LOL HE HAS ABDICAETD GOVERNMENT HER3 BY D3CLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROT3CTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US
1!1!! HA HAS PLUNDARED OUR SEAS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND DESTROYAD DA LIEVS OF OUR PAOPL3
!!!!!1! LOL HA IS AT THIS TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARG3 ARMEIS OF FOR3IGN MERCANAREIS 2 COMPLEAT TEH WORKS OF DEATH DASOLATION AND TYRANY ALR3ADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANCAS OF CRUALTY & PERFIDY SCARCELY PARAL3L3D IN DA MOST BARBAROUS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY DA H3AD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION
1!111! OMG WTF H3 HAS CONSTRANEAD OUR F3LOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON TEH HIGH SEAS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THERE COUNTRY 2 BCOME TEH AX3CUTION3RS OF THEYRE FREINDS AND BR3THR3N OR 2 FAL THEMS3LVES BY THEYRE HANDS
1!!!!!!1 H3 HAS 3XCIETD DOM3STIC INSURECTIONS MONGST US AND HAS ANDEAVOURED 2 BRNG ON DA INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS TEH MARCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOSA KNOWN RUL3 OF WARFAER IS AN UNDISTNGUISH3D D3STRUCTION OF AL AEGS S3XAS AND CONDITIONS

IN1!11!11 3V3RY STAEG OF THESE OPR3SIONS W3 HAEV PETITIONED FOR REDR3S IN DA MOST HUMBLE TERMS OUR R3P3AETD PATITIONS HAEV B3N ANSWER3D ONLY BY REPEAETD INJURY!111 OMG WTF A PRINCE WHOSE CHARACTAR IS THUS MARKAD BY AV3RY ACT WHICH MAY D3FIEN A TYRANT IS UNFIT 2 B TEH RULAR OF A FRE P3OPLE

NOR1!!! LOL HAEV W3 BEN WANTNG IN AT3NTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BRETHR3N1111!1 OMG WE HAEV WARNED THEM FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF ATEMPTS BY THEYRE LAGISLATURE 2 3XTEND AN UNWARANTABLA JURISDICTION OV3R US11!1 OMG WTF W3 HAEV R3MINDED THEM OF DA CIRCUMSTANCES OF OUR EMIGRATION AND SATLAM3NT HERE!!!1 OMG LOL W3 HAEV APEAELD 2 THERE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND W3 HAEV CONJURED THEM BY DA TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDR3D 2 DISAVOW THES3 USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLY INTERUPT OUR CONECTIONS AND CORESPONDENCE1!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL THEY 2 HAEV BEN DEAF 2 DA VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY1!!1!11! LOL WE MUST THEIR ACQUEISCE IN TEH N3CASITY WHICH DENOUNCES OUR S3PARATION AND HOLD THAM AS WE HOLD DA R3ST OF MANKIND 3NEMEIS IN WAR IN PEAEC FREINDS

WE111!1111 OMG THEIR TEH R3PRESENTATIEVS OF DA UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA IN GANARAL CONGR3S ASEMBLED APEALNG 2 TEH SUPRAMA JUDGA OF DA WORLD FOR DA R3CTITUDA OF OUR INTENTIONS DO IN DA NMA AND BY AUTHORITY OF TEH GOD PEOPL3 OF THESA COLONEIS SOLEMNLY PUBLISH AND DACLAER TAHT THES3 UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND IND3PENDENT STAETS TAHT TH3Y R ABSOLV3D FROM AL ALAGIANCE 2 DA BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CONACTION BTWEN TH3M AND DA STAET OF GR3AT BRITANE IS AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLVED AND TAHT AS FRE AND IND3PENDENT STAETS THEY HAEV FUL POWAR 2 LEVY WAR CONCLUDE P3AEC CONTRACT ALIANC3S ASTABLISH COMARC3 AND 2 DO AL OTHER ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDEPAND3NT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO11!!!!1 WTF AND FOR DA SUPORT OF THIS D3CLARATION WIT A FIRM R3LIANCA ON TEH PROTECTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCE W3 MUTUALY PLEDGE 2 3ACH OTHAR OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNAS AND OUR SACRED HONOR!!!!11 OMG LOL

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Your arms are broken!

CSflim

IN TEH BGINNG GOD CRAAETD TEH HEAEVNS AND TEH EARTH
NOW11!1!! WTF LOL DA 3ARTH WAS FORMLES AND EMPTY DARKNES WAS OVER TEH SURFAEC OF TEH DEP AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD WAS HOVERNG OVAR TEH W8RS
AND1!11 OMG WTF GOD SADE LAT THEIR B LIGHT AND THEYRE WAS LIGHT!!1! OMG WTF LOL GOD SAW TAHT DA LIGHT WAS GOD AND HE S3PARAETD DA LIGHT FROM TEH DARKNES111!1 GOD CAL3D TEH LIGHT DAY AND DA DARKNES H3 CAL3D NIGHT!!1111 OMG LOL AND THEYRE WAS AVANNG AND THEYRE WAS DA FIRST DAY
AND11!!! WTF GOD SADE L3T THEYRE B AN EXPANSE BTWEN DA W8RS 2 SEPARAET W8R FROM W8R!!11! OMG SO GOD MAED DA EXPANSA AND SEPARAETD DA W8R UNDAR TEH 3XPANSE FROM DA W8R ABOV3 IT!!11! OMG WTF AND IT WAS SO111! WTF GOD CALAD TEH 3XPANSA SKY1!!1 OMG WTF LOL AND THEIR WAS AVENNG AND THEIR WAS DA S3COND DAY
AND1!!11!! OMG WTF GOD SADE LET TEH W8R UNDAR TEH SKY B THEIR 2 ON3 PLAEC AND L3T DRY GROUND APEAR!!1! OMG LOL AND IT WAS SO!!!!1 OMG LOL GOD CAL3D TEH DRY GROUND LAND AND TEH THEIR W8RS HE CALAD SAAS!1!111 OMG LOL AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
THEN11111111 LOL GOD SADE L3T DA LAND PRODUCA VEGATATION SED-BARNG PLANTS AND TRES ON DA LAND TAHT BAR FRUIT WIT SED IN IT ACORDNG 2 THERE VARIOUS KINDS1111 OMG WTF AND IT WAS SO1!!1!!1 WTF LOL TEH LAND PRODUCED VEGETATION PLANTS BARNG SED ACORDNG 2 THERE KINDS AND TRES BARNG FRUIT WIT SED IN IT ACORDNG 2 THERE KINDS111111!! WTF AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD!11! WTF AND THEIR WAS EVENNG AND THEIR WAS DA THIRD DAY
AND!!11 OMG LOL GOD SADE LET THEYRE B LIGHTS IN DA 3XPANS3 OF DA SKY 2 SEPARAET TEH DAY FROM DA NIGHT AND L3T THEM SERVA AS SIGNS 2 MARK S3ASONS AND DAYS AND YAARS AND LET THEM B LIGHTS IN DA 3XPANS3 OF TEH SKY 2 GIEV LIGHT ON DA 3ARTH11111 WTF LOL AND IT WAS SO1111! WTF GOD MAED TWO GRAAT DA GR38R LIGHT 2 GOVARN TEH DAY AND TEH L3SER LIGHT 2 GOVARN TEH NIGHT!!!!1! OMG HA ALSO MAED TEH STARS11!! OMG LOL GOD SET TH3M IN TEH AXPANS3 OF TEH SKY 2 GIEV LIGHT ON TEH 3ARTH 2 GOVARN DA DAY AND TEH NIGHT AND 2 SAPARAET LIGHT FROM DARKN3S!!!!! AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD!!!!11! WTF LOL AND THEIR WAS 3VENNG AND THEYRE WAS TEH FOURTH DAY
AND!111 GOD SADE LET TEH W8R TEM WIT LIVNG CREATURAS AND L3T BIRDS FLY ABOVE TEH EARTH ACROS DA AXPANSA OF TEH SKY!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL SO GOD CR3AETD DA GREAT CREATUR3S OF TEH SEA AND AV3RY LIVNG AND MOVNG THNG WIT WHICH TEH W8R TEMS ACORDNG 2 THEYRE KINDS AND EVARY WNGED BIRD ACORDNG 2 ITS KIND!!!11 WTF AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD!11!! OMG GOD BLAS3D THEM AND SADE B FRUITFUL AND INCREAES IN NUMBR AND FIL DA W8R IN DA SEAS AND LAT TEH BIRDS INCREAES ON TEH EARTH111!1 OMG WTF LOL AND THEYRE WAS 3V3NNG AND THEIR WAS DA FIFTH DAY
AND11111!1! OMG GOD SADE L3T DA LAND PRODUC3 LIVNG CR3ATURAS ACORDNG 2 THERE KINDS LIEVS2K CR3ATURAS TAHT MOVE ALONG TEH GROUND AND WILD ANIMALS AACH ACORDNG 2 ITS KIND111!1!1! LOL AND IT WAS SO!1!11 OMG WTF LOL GOD MAED DA WILD ANIMALS ACORDNG 2 THEYRE KINDS TEH LIEVS2K ACORDNG 2 THEYRE KINDS AND AL DA CR3ATURAS TAHT MOV3 ALONG DA GROUND ACORDNG 2 THEYRE KINDS1!!! OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD
TH3N!11!11 OMG WTF GOD SADE LET US MAEK MAN IN OUR IMAEG IN OUR LIEKNES AND L3T TH3M RULE OVER TEH FISH OF DA SAA AND DA BIRDS OF DA ARE OV3R DA LIEVS2K OVER AL TEH AARTH AND OVAR AL DA CREATUR3S TAHT MOVE ALONG DA GROUND1!!!1! OMG

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bundy

S2P AL TEH CLOKS CUT OF DA TALAPHON3
PREV3NT DA DOG FROM BARKNG WIT A JUICY BON3
SIELNCA TEH PIANOS AND WIT MUFLED DRUM
BRNG OUT DA COFIN L3T TEH MOURNARS COME11!!! OMG WTF
LET A3ROPLAENS CIRCLE MOANNG OVARHAAD
SCRIBLNG ON DA SKY TEH MESAEG H3 IS DEAD
PUT CRÊP3 BOWS ROUND DA WHIET NEKS OF TEH PUBLIC DOVAS
L3T DA TRAFIC POLIECMEN WEAR BLAK COTON GLOV3S1!11!!! OMG WTF
HE WAS MAH NORTH MAH SOUTH MAH 3AST AND W3ST MAH WORKNG WEK AND MAH SUNDAY RAST MAH NON MAH MIDNIGHT MAH TOK MAH SONG
I THOUGHT TAHT LOVE WUD LAST FOR AVER I WAS WRONG!!111 OMG WTF LOL TEH STARS R NOT WANT3D NOW PUT OUT AVERY ONE
PAK UP DA MON AND DISMANTL3 DA SUN
POUR AWAY DA OC3AN AND SWEP UP DA WOD
FOR NOTHNG NOW CAN 3VER COME 2 ANY GOD11!! OMG WTF LOL

W H AUD3N


who ever would have thought Auden would seem so elegant in this new dialect...

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Ohayo!!!

Averett

I think I just had a stroke.

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Loup

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