Why Women are Cranky - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

sillygirl · 11-08-2003, 02:31 PM

http://www.funlol.com/content3/conte...narecranky.txt

Explained for all the men!

Stiltzkin · 11-08-2003, 06:55 PM

Yeah... I see. So what can us guys do to make your situation better? Because I'd really like to know. Oh, how life is so complicated. I'd loan you my penis if I could, I really would. Or maybe... oh shit, I don't know. Please kick me

Fearless_Hyena · 11-08-2003, 09:13 PM

i see....and i figure that damn epileptic siezure inducing blinking banner ad at the top FLASH FLASH FLASH you've won a DVD!!!

doesn't make y'all any less cranky

sillygirl · 11-08-2003, 11:38 PM

Lol. My little brother of all people showed me that. I thought it was great. True and sad, but funny as hell, too. I thought some of you guys might enjoy it.

All you can do is be nice. That's it.... aaaand, thanks for the offer of the penis, but... I don't think that'd work out too well!

quadro2000 · 11-13-2003, 10:41 AM

I just received this forward from my fiancee. I obviously can't do it but somebody should post this in the Ladies' Lounge - I think it's true and funny...and ladies, I DO sympathize!

(although probably part of the reason I laughed so loud is because it can't happen to me.)

Midnight_Son · 11-13-2003, 11:17 AM

ah....quit yer whining!
now get yer ass in da kitchen and make me some pie!

*run away as fast I can to avoid being pummeled

CSflim · 11-19-2003, 03:33 AM

Iron My Shirt!!!

aphex140 · 11-19-2003, 03:46 AM

Why my g/f says she is cranky.

Now this is what I call a considerate man, I show the same consideration of course, but it must be a lesson to all the other Guys out there, maybe it will help you to be as considerate !

As Your Wife Gets Older, Be Patient With Her. It is important for men to remember, that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell at their spouses.

My name is, Bob...

Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Nancy. When I was laid off from my consulting job and took "early retirement" in April, it became necessary for Nancy to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.

It was shortly after she started working that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age.

I usually get home from fishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I try not to yell. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she finally does get dinner on the table.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. Now, it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by reminding her several times each evening that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Now that she is older, she does seem to get tired so much more quickly. Our washer and dryer is in the basement. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this; as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I'm willing to overlook it.

Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting, or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club, or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling, or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing.

This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends things, like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting. Also, if I had a really good day of fishing, this allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace.

Nancy is starting to complain a little, occasionally. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean).

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too, then take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Nancy on a daily basis. I'm not saying that my ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do, how frustrating women can become as they get older. However, guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.

Signed, Bob

EDITORS NOTE: Bob's funeral was on Saturday, July 26th.

Nancy was acquitted Monday, July 28th.

Choose to ignore

11-08-2003, 02:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Why Women are Cranky http://www.funlol.com/content3/conte...narecranky.txt Explained for all the men! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

11-08-2003, 06:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Yeah... I see. So what can us guys do to make your situation better? Because I'd really like to know. Oh, how life is so complicated. I'd loan you my penis if I could, I really would. Or maybe... oh shit, I don't know. Please kick me __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-08-2003, 11:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Lol. My little brother of all people showed me that. I thought it was great. True and sad, but funny as hell, too. I thought some of you guys might enjoy it. All you can do is be nice. That's it.... aaaand, thanks for the offer of the penis, but... I don't think that'd work out too well! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

11-13-2003, 10:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
quadro2000 All Possibility, Made Of Custard Location: New York, NY	I just received this forward from my fiancee. I obviously can't do it but somebody should post this in the Ladies' Lounge - I think it's true and funny...and ladies, I DO sympathize! (although probably part of the reason I laughed so loud is because it can't happen to me.) __________________ You have to laugh at yourself...because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. - Emily Saliers

11-13-2003, 11:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	ah....quit yer whining! now get yer ass in da kitchen and make me some pie! run away as fast I can to avoid being pummeled __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.*

11-08-2003, 09:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	i see....and i figure that damn epileptic siezure inducing blinking banner ad at the top FLASH FLASH FLASH you've won a DVD!!! doesn't make y'all any less cranky

11-19-2003, 03:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Iron My Shirt!!! __________________

11-19-2003, 03:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	Why my g/f says she is cranky. Now this is what I call a considerate man, I show the same consideration of course, but it must be a lesson to all the other Guys out there, maybe it will help you to be as considerate ! As Your Wife Gets Older, Be Patient With Her. It is important for men to remember, that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell at their spouses. My name is, Bob... Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Nancy. When I was laid off from my consulting job and took "early retirement" in April, it became necessary for Nancy to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. It was shortly after she started working that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from fishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I try not to yell. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she finally does get dinner on the table. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. Now, it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by reminding her several times each evening that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Now that she is older, she does seem to get tired so much more quickly. Our washer and dryer is in the basement. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this; as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I'm willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting, or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club, or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling, or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends things, like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting. Also, if I had a really good day of fishing, this allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace. Nancy is starting to complain a little, occasionally. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too, then take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Nancy on a daily basis. I'm not saying that my ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do, how frustrating women can become as they get older. However, guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. Signed, Bob EDITORS NOTE: Bob's funeral was on Saturday, July 26th. Nancy was acquitted Monday, July 28th. Choose to ignore __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]