04-28-2003, 10:00 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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my wife screamed when i showed her this one
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. |
04-29-2003, 10:16 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Up my ass
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Seen stuff like that before and it still got me!
Good one.
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04-30-2003, 03:14 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Psycho
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*leans up real close* one... two.... three..... *screams and jumps back, falling out of his chair* Gahhhh!!!!! That is so not cool!!!!
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