A vehicle fit for a Giant Hamburger
 

Hail Citizens!

I must purchase an inexpensive car. I am cheap and eccentric.
I have created this thread so you may provide me with suggestions.

Here’s an image of one of my dream cars
http://www.asr-online.dk/BILER/57-3.JPG
Nash Metropolitan

Anything Checker
http://www.californiaequipment.com/i...hecker_Cab.jpg
gets my vote of approval.

I am interested in the choices of my nonsensical peers.
Thank you, in advance, for your attention.
-GH

Maybe I should get a Monster Truck!
http://www.monster-events.co.uk/landmap.jpg

those tires aren't big enough to hold the weight of your massive... patty.

May I suggest the Holden FB.

Not only does it go like a new bride,but you can open the top off a stubbie of beer from the back fender.

The color is optional.



(Best feature).

Glove box holds at least two large burgers.

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I found your dream car...

http://www.artcarfest.com/images/vehicles/hamburger.jpg

Uhh.. I guess its a bike type thing. But damnit, it's cool!

Hail Bones!

I can't think of a finer way to spend the afternoon than a delightful drive in the countryside with you and the goat. You are a mere 1162 miles away from me. A normal man could drive that distance in 18 hours. I think you could make it in 12. Maybe you could swing by and pick up Averett on the way. When you arrive I will carpet the streets in hamburgers and ketchup.
-GH

A Holden FB in Texas would be a rare and excellent sight. My fanciful offer is extended to Cchris, as well.

hahaha @ Averett

that is eXcellent!!!

<img src="http://www.commercial-photos.com/original-batmobile.jpg">

<img src="http://www.bugaloos.com/Batmobile.jpg">

dunno though if this is either cool enough, cheap enough or big enough for a magnificent Giant Hamburger....

Ha! That cracked me up..

This bus is green like life and the antithesis to your giant hamburger body.

http://www.artcars.com/CameraVan/images/grassbus.jpeg

that's not a little car for the roads. that's a car for bumper car ride at the amusement park. :lol:

the little car bones & averett posted. not the green machine.

Dammit, Bernadette! Stop trying to give GH my ride! I've told you time and again the Batmobile is not for sale!

oops. shit. i didn't think you'd come in this thread, Batman.

and besides... i heard you're driving a hummer these days. is that rumor false?

Look bernadette, GH has tricked you. He wants you to think that he is harmless and puny. He is trying to manipulate you into becoming his slave.

This is a hamburger that has tried to kill me twice because I speak the TRUTH!

Here is a photograph of Giant Hamburger taken by one of his agents. I got the negatives in an apparent doublecross. (The burger in question used the negatives as a lure to get eaten... but that's another tale).

http://home.comcast.net/~astrocloud/burgerSighting.gif

might i suggest, dear Hamburger, that i man of your standing in society would be better suited to a Pope-Mobile style of vehicle...

We could call it the Hamburger Mobile (to be original and stuff)...
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/99...ope.mobile.jpg

from the raised capsule at the back, you could acknowledge your loving subjects...
http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/spec...ope/mobile.jpg

you would also be safe behind a solid bomb-proof glass shell...
http://www.outcrybookreview.com/pope18.jpg
and your most loyal friends could even ride out back with you...

of course, there may be days where you might prefer to let the top down and really live a little.
in that case, you could perhaps invest in a sportier little number for special occasions...
http://www.moesrealm.com/img/Photoshop/popemobile.jpg

with the back window down, you would be able to throw cheese cubes at your faithful while you sped past them at a million miles an hour...

however, when you need to travel with the Burglets, you may need more room...
so, how about this Giant Hamburger Mobile...
http://www.dswa.org.uk/images/Branch...nd/Dfs98-1.gif
this powerful machine won´t let any heathen hot-dog worshippers anywhere near you.
your families safety would be assured.

Well I can't drive around in the Batmobile when I'm not in costume. Then people would know my true identity.

Might I suggest something "cheap" and economical?

http://www.fast-autos.net/mclaren/f1gt.jpg

Okay, sorry, I'll go away now.

:thumbsup:

This one is half price
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/187500...unthalfcar.jpg

Just remember that grilling while you drive can be dangerous.
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<img src="http://www.bigbongburgerbar.com/sydney/420-840.gif">

<img src="http://www.ad-wraps.com/images/burger_king.jpg">