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Old 01-16-2004, 02:37 PM   #281 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:15 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:13 AM   #283 (permalink)
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Keeps telling me not to touch the strippers even though I'm not = stop touching yourself
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:40 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:48 AM   #285 (permalink)
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start touching your partner instead = rising paralegal unemployment
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:24 PM   #286 (permalink)
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rising paralegal unemployment = Just more fallout from the Bushonomy
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Old 01-19-2004, 01:57 PM   #287 (permalink)
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Just more fallout from the Bushonomy = the rich get richer
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 01-19-2004, 02:18 PM   #288 (permalink)
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that was easy...
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Old 01-19-2004, 03:03 PM   #289 (permalink)
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the poor get poorer=bush staying in the white house

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Old 01-19-2004, 03:24 PM   #290 (permalink)
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Quote:
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bush staying in the white house
= UK flooded with expats
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Old 01-19-2004, 07:14 PM   #291 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2004, 06:39 AM   #292 (permalink)
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Astrocloud speaking Cockney
= totally unintelligable Astrocloud (sounds like a New Wave Band, doesn't it.)
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Old 01-20-2004, 02:05 PM   #293 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-20-2004, 06:07 PM   #294 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2004, 06:15 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:02 PM   #296 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:44 PM   #297 (permalink)
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more time for TFP= damn bills! I gotta go to work!
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Old 01-20-2004, 11:12 PM   #298 (permalink)
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damn bills! I gotta go to work! = fuck, I got fired
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Old 01-21-2004, 01:23 AM   #299 (permalink)
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fuck, I got fired = maximus stressimus
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Old 01-21-2004, 01:35 PM   #300 (permalink)
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maximus stressimus = oh, shit; the wife is home early
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:09 PM   #301 (permalink)
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oh, shit; the wife is home early = time to log off tfp
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:12 PM   #302 (permalink)
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time to log off tfp = time for a smoke
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:53 PM   #303 (permalink)
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time for a smoke = high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:47 PM   #304 (permalink)
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high blood pressure, lung cancer, DEATH = eternal damnation in hell
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:49 PM   #305 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:29 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:40 PM   #307 (permalink)
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headache = hit with a shovel
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:31 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:07 AM   #309 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2004, 05:24 AM   #310 (permalink)
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hit with the bill = "dine & dash"
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Old 01-22-2004, 09:14 AM   #311 (permalink)
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'dine & dash' = best way to end a bad date
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Old 01-22-2004, 09:32 AM   #312 (permalink)
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Edit - drat my slow fingers!
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:59 AM   #313 (permalink)
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Ahem...
Quote:
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'dine & dash' = best way to end a bad date
= turning up naked
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:16 PM   #314 (permalink)
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turning up naked
= Next on Law & Order SVU
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:18 PM   #315 (permalink)
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Next on Law & Order SVU = SUV breaks law in order to be next
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:20 PM   #316 (permalink)
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SUV breaks law in order to be next = the SUV locks bumpers with the car in front and gives a little push
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Old 01-22-2004, 05:48 PM   #317 (permalink)
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the SUV locks bumpers with the car in front and gives a little push
= A horde of Hungry Lawyers descend and eat your vehicle.
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Old 01-22-2004, 07:57 PM   #318 (permalink)
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=you won't have time to object
 
Old 01-22-2004, 08:51 PM   #319 (permalink)
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you won't have time to object = the other guy is too quick
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:48 PM   #320 (permalink)
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the other guy is too quick = the fastest guns in the west
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