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01-09-2004, 11:41 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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01-09-2004, 04:53 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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spelunking = shining flashlights in the underworld
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-09-2004, 09:49 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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(Bernadette!!! Great find, girl!!!)
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01-10-2004, 11:18 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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01-11-2004, 01:06 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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01-12-2004, 02:13 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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George Carlin hitchiking = "Ever think about your thumb?"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-13-2004, 05:09 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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good time to view the titty board = how about now
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-14-2004, 01:47 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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wait 'til the girlfriend leaves = call the other girlfriend
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-14-2004, 02:42 PM
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Psycho
Location: Dallas, Tx
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A trip to the Holiday Inn = a long inght in a crappy motel
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01-14-2004, 07:21 PM
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Crazy
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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running off the road=running against the wind
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01-14-2004, 07:22 PM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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running against the wind = peeing against the wind
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war |
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01-15-2004, 01:13 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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eXamine Your Zipper = think before you pee
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-15-2004, 10:58 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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*edit* It's hell getting old and slow.
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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard Last edited by grumpyolddude; 01-16-2004 at 11:38 AM.. |
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01-16-2004, 12:51 PM
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Holy Knight of The Alliance
Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth
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wife is nagging = good reason to go to work on weekends
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What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3 |
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01-16-2004, 01:06 PM
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Psycho
Location: Dallas, Tx
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good reason to go to work on weekends = bartender at a strip club
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