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Fly · 12-01-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chingal0
no fellatio

=pullin' yer johnson

splck · 12-01-2003, 11:55 PM

pullin' yer johnson = a visit from palmala.

Sho Nuff · 12-02-2003, 07:11 AM

a visit from palmala = God kills a kitten

uncle phil · 12-02-2003, 01:09 PM

God kills a kitten = there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight

splck · 12-02-2003, 05:12 PM

there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight = flyman is puttin' on his dancin' boots.

Fly · 12-02-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
flyman is puttin' on his dancin' boots.

=steel toes

uncle phil · 12-03-2003, 02:20 PM

steel toes = audio engineer boots

RHix613 · 12-04-2003, 06:10 AM

audio engineer boots = Studio 54 designer

uncle phil · 12-04-2003, 01:12 PM

Studio 54 designer = not frank lloyd wright

RHix613 · 12-04-2003, 01:38 PM

not Frank Llyod Wright = Barney and Baby Bop

rockogre · 12-05-2003, 07:23 AM

Barney and Baby Bop = Ritual suicide with a butter knife

Fly · 12-05-2003, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre
Ritual suicide with a butter knife

=rage against the machine

Astrocloud · 12-05-2003, 09:33 AM

rage against the machine = Loud Screaming Rap -I love it.

uncle phil · 12-05-2003, 02:43 PM

Loud Screaming Rap -I love it = invest in motorola stock

grumpyolddude · 12-06-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
invest in motorola stock

= support the cell phone whores

Fly · 12-06-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
support the cell phone whores

=fuckin' spammers

-Anders · 12-06-2003, 01:37 PM

fuckin' spammers = emails

RHix613 · 12-08-2003, 12:30 PM

emails = talking smack without the physical consequences

uncle phil · 12-08-2003, 01:23 PM

talking smack without the physical consequences = high school classroom loudspeakers

REDL|NE · 12-08-2003, 05:52 PM

high school classroom loudspeakers = static

Astrocloud · 12-08-2003, 07:50 PM

static = time to turn off the television and go to sleep

Sticky · 12-09-2003, 08:14 AM

time to turn off the television and go to sleep = the TV is still on but I can't bring myself to turn it off

Fly · 12-09-2003, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sticky
the TV is still on but I can't bring myself to turn it off

=honey,can you get that for me.

uncle phil · 12-09-2003, 02:16 PM

honey,can you get that for me = "where's the beef?"

Tophat665 · 12-09-2003, 03:54 PM

"where's the beef?" = "Hey! I got your beef right here, buddy!"

grumpyolddude · 12-09-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
"Hey! I got your beef right here, buddy!"

= "Cocktail weiners, anyone?"

uncle phil · 12-10-2003, 01:32 PM

Cocktail weiners, anyone? = a little less fat in the can

Fly · 12-10-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
a little less fat in the can

=i see you've lost weight

Sho Nuff · 12-10-2003, 01:47 PM

i see you've lost weight = happy girlfriend

Tophat665 · 12-10-2003, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sho Nuff
happy girlfriend

= fellatio

Fly · 12-10-2003, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
fellatio

=happy boyfriend

12-11-2003, 10:45 AM

happy boyfriend=go have fun with the guys tonight

uncle phil · 12-11-2003, 01:55 PM

go have fun with the guys tonight = who's got the 8mm projector?

eotlemac · 12-11-2003, 06:37 PM

who's got the 8mm projector?=snuff films

uncle phil · 12-12-2003, 04:06 PM

snuff films = michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose)...

InTeGrA77 · 12-14-2003, 07:47 PM

michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose) = no sex with small children for 5-7 days

uncle phil · 12-16-2003, 01:57 PM

no sex with small children for 5-7 days = lurking around the corner for large children

Tophat665 · 12-16-2003, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
lurking around the corner for large children

= Staking out an NRA convention

uncle phil · 12-17-2003, 01:38 PM

Staking out an NRA convention = lurking in charleton's shadow

bernadette · 01-09-2004, 10:21 AM

lurking in charleton's shadow = a rather shady passtime

12-01-2003, 11:55 PM	#202 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	pullin' yer johnson = a visit from palmala. __________________ nice line eh?

12-02-2003, 07:11 AM	#203 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	a visit from palmala = God kills a kitten __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-02-2003, 01:09 PM	#204 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	God kills a kitten = there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-02-2003, 05:12 PM	#205 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight = flyman is puttin' on his dancin' boots. __________________ nice line eh?

12-03-2003, 02:20 PM	#207 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	steel toes = audio engineer boots __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-04-2003, 06:10 AM	#208 (permalink)
RHix613 Tilted	audio engineer boots = Studio 54 designer

12-04-2003, 01:12 PM	#209 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Studio 54 designer = not frank lloyd wright __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-04-2003, 01:38 PM	#210 (permalink)
RHix613 Tilted	not Frank Llyod Wright = Barney and Baby Bop

12-05-2003, 07:23 AM	#211 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Barney and Baby Bop = Ritual suicide with a butter knife __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

12-05-2003, 09:33 AM	#213 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	rage against the machine = Loud Screaming Rap -I love it.

12-05-2003, 02:43 PM	#214 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Loud Screaming Rap -I love it = invest in motorola stock __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-06-2003, 01:37 PM	#217 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	fuckin' spammers = emails __________________ Signature 101

12-08-2003, 12:30 PM	#218 (permalink)
RHix613 Tilted	emails = talking smack without the physical consequences

12-08-2003, 01:23 PM	#219 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	talking smack without the physical consequences = high school classroom loudspeakers __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-08-2003, 05:52 PM	#220 (permalink)
REDL\|NE Crazy	high school classroom loudspeakers = static __________________ "You learn more and more about less and less, until you know everything about nothing."

12-09-2003, 03:54 PM	#225 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	"where's the beef?" = "Hey! I got your beef right here, buddy!" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-08-2003, 07:50 PM	#221 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	static = time to turn off the television and go to sleep

12-09-2003, 08:14 AM	#222 (permalink)
Sticky	time to turn off the television and go to sleep = the TV is still on but I can't bring myself to turn it off __________________ Sticky The Stickman

12-09-2003, 02:16 PM	#224 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	honey,can you get that for me = "where's the beef?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-10-2003, 01:32 PM	#227 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Cocktail weiners, anyone? = a little less fat in the can __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-10-2003, 01:47 PM	#229 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	i see you've lost weight = happy girlfriend __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-11-2003, 10:45 AM	#232 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	happy boyfriend=go have fun with the guys tonight

12-11-2003, 01:55 PM	#233 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	go have fun with the guys tonight = who's got the 8mm projector? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-11-2003, 06:37 PM	#234 (permalink)
eotlemac Banned	who's got the 8mm projector?=snuff films

12-12-2003, 04:06 PM	#235 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	snuff films = michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose)... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-14-2003, 07:47 PM	#236 (permalink)
InTeGrA77 Psycho Location: the tangent universe	michael jackson has a cold (and no real nose) = no sex with small children for 5-7 days __________________ 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...

12-16-2003, 01:57 PM	#237 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no sex with small children for 5-7 days = lurking around the corner for large children __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-17-2003, 01:38 PM	#239 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Staking out an NRA convention = lurking in charleton's shadow __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-09-2004, 10:21 AM	#240 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	lurking in charleton's shadow = a rather shady passtime __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.