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Fly · 03-31-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

Does this ass make my pants look tight?

= "It's all about the ass"

uncle phil · 04-01-2010, 02:31 AM

Tophat665 · 04-02-2010, 11:01 AM

= whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame....

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-02-2010, 01:22 PM

= prelude to a miss

Tophat665 · 04-03-2010, 05:19 AM

= Pointing to the left field wall with the bat

Fly · 04-03-2010, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Pointing to the left field wall with the bat

= going yards

Tophat665 · 04-03-2010, 05:35 AM

= after a 3 month dry spell and no relief, he finally rubbed one out.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-03-2010, 12:49 PM

= another case for the local CSI

uncle phil · 04-04-2010, 02:14 AM

Tophat665 · 04-05-2010, 12:11 PM

= putting a firm foundation to Giant's Stadium

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-06-2010, 11:38 AM

= complete encasement

Tophat665 · 04-06-2010, 11:44 AM

= and then there's the one about the clumsy optician who fell into a vat of molten glass and made a spectacle of himself.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-06-2010, 11:54 AM

= making light of matters

Tophat665 · 04-06-2010, 11:55 AM

= nuclear fusion

uncle phil · 04-06-2010, 12:33 PM

= soldered sunbeams...

Tophat665 · 04-06-2010, 02:18 PM

= fiber optic computing

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-08-2010, 09:53 AM

= blinding sensations, I think

Fly · 04-08-2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

blinding sensations, I think

= one of the good acid trips.

Tophat665 · 04-08-2010, 10:21 AM

= that time I hallucinated three naked, busty women doing incredibly erotic things to me, and when my head cleared later, they were still there.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-08-2010, 04:42 PM

= until one of them pinched me

uncle phil · 04-09-2010, 03:29 AM

= awakening awareness...

Tophat665 · 04-09-2010, 05:45 AM

= why there is a snooze bar on my clock.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-09-2010, 08:30 AM

= there come times when I make myself too comfortable.

Fly · 04-09-2010, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

there come times when I make myself too comfortable.

= today is the day.

Tophat665 · 04-11-2010, 10:05 AM

= Looks like Johnny's gettin' laid!

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-13-2010, 10:52 AM

= I love it when he does that

uncle phil · 04-13-2010, 11:52 AM

= fwap, fwap, fwap...

Tophat665 · 04-13-2010, 12:23 PM

= the call of the kitten-slayer

SlowJoeCrow · 04-13-2010, 03:24 PM

= rise of the Domo

Tophat665 · 04-15-2010, 05:39 AM

= Fark Cliches gone Wild!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-15-2010, 03:14 PM

= Words That Sound Naughty & Are

uncle phil · 04-16-2010, 02:36 AM

= motherfucking cocksucker...

Tophat665 · 04-16-2010, 06:21 AM

= Oedipus Rex, the sex tape

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-16-2010, 08:38 AM

= readily available at your neighborhood bookstore

Tophat665 · 04-16-2010, 09:09 AM

= Chicken soup for the mentally challenged

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-16-2010, 02:43 PM

= "More? He wants more!"

Tophat665 · 04-17-2010, 04:44 AM

= DEATH by Booga Booga!

SlowJoeCrow · 04-18-2010, 03:47 PM

= Futurama

Tophat665 · 04-19-2010, 07:54 AM

= if it were half as funny as people say, it would be twice as funny as it is, and it's damn funny.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-20-2010, 09:38 AM

= too many words & a pun

04-01-2010, 02:31 AM	#4722 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-02-2010, 11:01 AM	#4723 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame.... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-02-2010, 01:22 PM	#4724 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= prelude to a miss __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-03-2010, 05:19 AM	#4725 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Pointing to the left field wall with the bat __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-03-2010, 05:35 AM	#4727 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= after a 3 month dry spell and no relief, he finally rubbed one out. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-03-2010, 12:49 PM	#4728 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= another case for the local CSI __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-04-2010, 02:14 AM	#4729 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-05-2010, 12:11 PM	#4730 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= putting a firm foundation to Giant's Stadium __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-06-2010, 11:38 AM	#4731 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= complete encasement __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-06-2010, 11:44 AM	#4732 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= and then there's the one about the clumsy optician who fell into a vat of molten glass and made a spectacle of himself. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-06-2010, 11:54 AM	#4733 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= making light of matters __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-06-2010, 11:55 AM	#4734 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= nuclear fusion __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-06-2010, 12:33 PM	#4735 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= soldered sunbeams... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-06-2010, 02:18 PM	#4736 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= fiber optic computing __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-08-2010, 09:53 AM	#4737 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= blinding sensations, I think __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-08-2010, 10:21 AM	#4739 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= that time I hallucinated three naked, busty women doing incredibly erotic things to me, and when my head cleared later, they were still there. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-08-2010, 04:42 PM	#4740 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= until one of them pinched me __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-09-2010, 03:29 AM	#4741 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= awakening awareness... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-09-2010, 05:45 AM	#4742 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= why there is a snooze bar on my clock. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-09-2010, 08:30 AM	#4743 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= there come times when I make myself too comfortable. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-11-2010, 10:05 AM	#4745 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Looks like Johnny's gettin' laid! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-13-2010, 10:52 AM	#4746 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= I love it when he does that __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-13-2010, 11:52 AM	#4747 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= fwap, fwap, fwap... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-13-2010, 12:23 PM	#4748 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= the call of the kitten-slayer __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-13-2010, 03:24 PM	#4749 (permalink)
SlowJoeCrow Upright Location: The Ever-Changing Chaos of Limbo	= rise of the Domo

04-15-2010, 05:39 AM	#4750 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Fark Cliches gone Wild!!!! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-15-2010, 03:14 PM	#4751 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= Words That Sound Naughty & Are __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-16-2010, 02:36 AM	#4752 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= motherfucking cocksucker... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-16-2010, 06:21 AM	#4753 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Oedipus Rex, the sex tape __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-16-2010, 08:38 AM	#4754 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= readily available at your neighborhood bookstore __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-16-2010, 09:09 AM	#4755 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Chicken soup for the mentally challenged __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-16-2010, 02:43 PM	#4756 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= "More? He wants more!" __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-17-2010, 04:44 AM	#4757 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= DEATH by Booga Booga! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-18-2010, 03:47 PM	#4758 (permalink)
SlowJoeCrow Upright Location: The Ever-Changing Chaos of Limbo	= Futurama

04-19-2010, 07:54 AM	#4759 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= if it were half as funny as people say, it would be twice as funny as it is, and it's damn funny. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.