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ottopilot · 08-22-2009, 08:59 PM

= random warm spots in a public pool

uncle phil · 08-23-2009, 04:29 AM

= where the kids pee...

jewels · 08-23-2009, 04:33 AM

= in the nice warm sheets

Tophat665 · 08-23-2009, 05:53 AM

= a return to the womb of one sort or another.

Fly · 08-23-2009, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

a return to the womb of one sort or another.

= 9 months to get out,and a whole lifetime to try and get back in

Tophat665 · 08-23-2009, 07:41 PM

= Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

jewels · 08-24-2009, 01:10 AM

= what should be on any given day

uncle phil · 08-24-2009, 03:17 AM

= sunshine...

Tophat665 · 08-24-2009, 05:35 AM

= In my eyes makes me nosedive.

ottopilot · 08-24-2009, 10:58 AM

= soldering irons

Tophat665 · 08-24-2009, 12:53 PM

Hahahaha!

= The best way to cut the bottom off a plastic bottle.
/ Not meant to be amusing. It occurred to me last weekend while I was trying to put together a brine shrimp hatchery.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-24-2009, 03:01 PM

= something somebody tried to tell me once.

uncle phil · 08-24-2009, 03:41 PM

= nobody's ever done this to me before...

Tophat665 · 08-25-2009, 03:54 AM

= The picklesphicter trick.

ottopilot · 08-25-2009, 07:40 AM

= a mathematician working it out with a pencil.

Tophat665 · 08-25-2009, 08:16 AM

= An inadvisable solution to your earwax issues.

uncle phil · 08-25-2009, 11:58 AM

= a warm mercury solution...

Tophat665 · 08-25-2009, 12:06 PM

= Mad Hatter Cocktail

jewels · 08-25-2009, 02:30 PM

= Alice with a glass of champagne

Fly · 08-25-2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

Alice with a glass of champagne

= with a hookah smoking catterpiller

ottopilot · 08-25-2009, 08:14 PM

= Naked Lunch

Tophat665 · 08-25-2009, 09:15 PM

= eating at the y

jewels · 08-26-2009, 01:34 AM

= licking the shower drain

Tophat665 · 08-26-2009, 06:39 AM

= things I find myself doing after jewels showers

jewels · 08-26-2009, 02:12 PM

= laying naked on the bed under the fan

uncle phil · 08-26-2009, 02:37 PM

= catching a cold...

jewels · 08-27-2009, 01:33 AM

= bacterium entering the body

uncle phil · 08-27-2009, 02:43 AM

= eat shit and die...

Tophat665 · 08-27-2009, 07:38 AM

= The proper response to, "Can I interest you in some Term Life Insurance?"

jewels · 08-28-2009, 01:02 AM

= Maybe if you catch me on payday. Would you like some tea?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-02-2009, 03:52 PM

= a realistic respnse to a curious question.

jewels · 09-06-2009, 11:54 AM

= I don't know.

uncle phil · 09-06-2009, 01:43 PM

= whatever it is...

jewels · 09-07-2009, 03:26 AM

= that thing

uncle phil · 09-07-2009, 04:14 AM

= gimme dat...

Fly · 09-07-2009, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

gimme dat...

= a joint and a case of wobbly pops

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-07-2009, 02:04 PM

= wells, we haul noes.

Fly · 09-08-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

wells, we haul noes.

= the fuck you talkin' 'bout orson?

jewels · 09-09-2009, 01:25 AM

= buzz words of the past

uncle phil · 09-09-2009, 03:14 AM

= mork to ork...

08-22-2009, 08:59 PM	#4561 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= random warm spots in a public pool __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-23-2009, 04:29 AM	#4562 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= where the kids pee... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-23-2009, 04:33 AM	#4563 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= in the nice warm sheets __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-23-2009, 05:53 AM	#4564 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= a return to the womb of one sort or another. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-23-2009, 07:41 PM	#4566 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Sit on my face and tell me that you love me... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 01:10 AM	#4567 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= what should be on any given day __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-24-2009, 03:17 AM	#4568 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= sunshine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-24-2009, 05:35 AM	#4569 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= In my eyes makes me nosedive. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 10:58 AM	#4570 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= soldering irons __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-24-2009, 12:53 PM	#4571 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hahahaha! = The best way to cut the bottom off a plastic bottle. / Not meant to be amusing. It occurred to me last weekend while I was trying to put together a brine shrimp hatchery. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 03:01 PM	#4572 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= something somebody tried to tell me once. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-24-2009, 03:41 PM	#4573 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= nobody's ever done this to me before... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2009, 03:54 AM	#4574 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= The picklesphicter trick. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-25-2009, 07:40 AM	#4575 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= a mathematician working it out with a pencil. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-25-2009, 08:16 AM	#4576 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= An inadvisable solution to your earwax issues. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-25-2009, 11:58 AM	#4577 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= a warm mercury solution... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2009, 12:06 PM	#4578 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Mad Hatter Cocktail __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-25-2009, 02:30 PM	#4579 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= Alice with a glass of champagne __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-25-2009, 08:14 PM	#4581 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= Naked Lunch __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-25-2009, 09:15 PM	#4582 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= eating at the y __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-26-2009, 01:34 AM	#4583 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= licking the shower drain __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-26-2009, 06:39 AM	#4584 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= things I find myself doing after jewels showers __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-26-2009, 02:12 PM	#4585 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= laying naked on the bed under the fan __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-26-2009, 02:37 PM	#4586 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= catching a cold... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-27-2009, 01:33 AM	#4587 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= bacterium entering the body __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-27-2009, 02:43 AM	#4588 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= eat shit and die... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-27-2009, 07:38 AM	#4589 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= The proper response to, "Can I interest you in some Term Life Insurance?" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-28-2009, 01:02 AM	#4590 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= Maybe if you catch me on payday. Would you like some tea? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-02-2009, 03:52 PM	#4591 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= a realistic respnse to a curious question. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-06-2009, 11:54 AM	#4592 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= I don't know. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-06-2009, 01:43 PM	#4593 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= whatever it is... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-07-2009, 03:26 AM	#4594 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= that thing __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-07-2009, 04:14 AM	#4595 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= gimme dat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-07-2009, 02:04 PM	#4597 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= wells, we haul noes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-09-2009, 01:25 AM	#4599 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= buzz words of the past __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain