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Old 08-27-2008, 02:46 AM   #4081 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:55 AM   #4082 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:18 AM   #4083 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:29 AM   #4084 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:35 AM   #4085 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:20 AM   #4086 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:52 AM   #4087 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:13 AM   #4088 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:37 AM   #4089 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:52 PM   #4090 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:36 PM   #4091 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2008, 03:57 AM   #4092 (permalink)
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A+ for spelling...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

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Old 08-30-2008, 06:00 AM   #4093 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 02:02 AM   #4094 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 02:42 AM   #4095 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 04:31 AM   #4096 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 08-31-2008, 05:50 AM   #4097 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 06:00 AM   #4098 (permalink)
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The new instructional tape from the "Wolverine Whisperer".

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Old 08-31-2008, 09:42 AM   #4099 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:46 AM   #4100 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:05 AM   #4101 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:16 AM   #4102 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2008, 05:42 AM   #4103 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:11 PM   #4104 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:37 AM   #4105 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:58 AM   #4106 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 06:01 AM   #4107 (permalink)
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I belong to the church of the well endowed men
my member's as big as a grizzly bear's den
my pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me.
I'm proud of the width and the length of my part
see me break the young girl's heart
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee.
Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
when I get in to the bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a fire hose
We belong to the Church of the well endowed men
if you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well endowed men.
Thank you Lord for making us well endowed men.
(Hey, brother, get a load of this!)
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:51 PM   #4108 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:04 AM   #4109 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:34 AM   #4110 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:57 AM   #4111 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:15 AM   #4112 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:40 AM   #4113 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:42 PM   #4114 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:33 PM   #4115 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:15 AM   #4116 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:04 AM   #4117 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:29 AM   #4118 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:18 PM   #4119 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:16 AM   #4120 (permalink)
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