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Fly · 12-13-2007, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Why the Friday Morning bagels disappear so fast

= the 4 pounds of cream cheese in the fridge

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-13-2007, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly

= the 4 pounds of cream cheese in the fridge

= brain candy.

Tophat665 · 12-13-2007, 06:52 AM

brain candy = Whizzo Chocolate Quality Assortment #18

ring · 12-13-2007, 12:36 PM

whizzo chocolate quality assortment #18 = Wonka flying frisbees

Tophat665 · 12-13-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ring

Wonka flying frisbees

= An effective deterrent to pernicious knids

ring · 12-17-2007, 10:22 AM

an effective deterrent to pernicious knids = iron filings in my blow-dart.

Daemon1313 · 12-17-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ring

iron filings in my blow-dart.

= signs that the tin-man was feeling horny again.

jewels · 12-17-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Daemon1313

signs that the tin-man was feeling horny again.

= Jack Haley tap dancing

Tophat665 · 12-18-2007, 07:12 AM

Jack Haley tap dancing = The dead are raising a racket again.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-18-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

The dead are raising a racket again.

= the living are in trouble.

Fly · 12-18-2007, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

the living are in trouble.

= purgatory

jewels · 12-18-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly

= purgatory

Four more years?

ItWasMe · 12-18-2007, 11:42 AM

=seems like a lifetime

Tophat665 · 12-18-2007, 01:20 PM

= fourscore and 10 years

uncle phil · 12-18-2007, 02:26 PM

fourscore and 10 years = almost a century

ring · 12-19-2007, 09:27 AM

almost a century = my savings account

feelgood · 12-19-2007, 09:55 AM

my savings account = worthless

uncle phil · 12-19-2007, 01:21 PM

worthless = a pig in a poke

paddyjoe · 12-19-2007, 02:55 PM

a pig in a poke = a fly in a caboose

BadNick · 12-19-2007, 05:39 PM

a fly in a caboose = a crazy Canadian on rails ....I mean that in the most positive way.

Illuminaire · 12-21-2007, 11:57 AM

= the Canadian localized version of Ruby on Rails.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-21-2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illuminaire

= the Canadian localized version of Ruby on Rails.

=a pretense without cause.

Tophat665 · 12-21-2007, 05:24 PM

= Actually, my grandfather was Dutch

Fly · 12-21-2007, 05:36 PM

good one joe...........

and i see BadNick is in on i too..............nice.

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Actually, my grandfather was Dutch

= a penny saved........

Tophat665 · 12-22-2007, 06:51 AM

= a penny not spent

ring · 12-22-2007, 11:09 AM

A penny not spent = The new tenants inhabiting my champagne bottle.

BadNick · 12-22-2007, 02:40 PM

champagne bottle = a thing that launched a thousand ships

ring · 12-22-2007, 02:50 PM

a thing that launched a thousand ships = Elizabethan editorials.

medlar · 12-22-2007, 03:15 PM

Elizabethan editorials = A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Fly · 12-22-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by medlar

A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

= yeah she's lucky i got a coupla dogs outta the deal.......

BadNick · 12-22-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly

= yeah she's lucky i got a coupla dogs outta the deal.......

= don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement, dear

PS: you reminded me I gotta eat a couple good hot dogs tomorrow

...not this kind, but this is funny:

jewels · 12-23-2007, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

= don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement, dear

= won the lottery!

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-23-2007, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jewels443

= won the lottery!

= an unpredictable satisfaction.

ring · 12-23-2007, 11:35 AM

an unpredictable sastifaction = my in-box.

Tophat665 · 12-23-2007, 11:37 AM

= Spam eggs sausage and spam

ring · 12-23-2007, 12:40 PM

Spam eggs sausage and Spam = Austin, Minnesota tour guides lunch bucket.

Tophat665 · 12-23-2007, 04:47 PM

= Arteriosclerosis with a convenient take-along handle.

BadNick · 12-23-2007, 07:19 PM

= a valentine's day bucket

Tophat665 · 12-24-2007, 11:57 AM

= First class conveyance for the pelicans of love

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-25-2007, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

First class conveyance for the pelicans of love

= Your very soul.

12-13-2007, 06:52 AM	#3403 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	brain candy = Whizzo Chocolate Quality Assortment #18 __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-18-2007, 07:12 AM	#3409 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Jack Haley tap dancing = The dead are raising a racket again. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-18-2007, 11:42 AM	#3413 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	=seems like a lifetime __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

12-18-2007, 01:20 PM	#3414 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= fourscore and 10 years __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-18-2007, 02:26 PM	#3415 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fourscore and 10 years = almost a century __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-13-2007, 12:36 PM	#3404 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	whizzo chocolate quality assortment #18 = Wonka flying frisbees

12-17-2007, 10:22 AM	#3406 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	an effective deterrent to pernicious knids = iron filings in my blow-dart.

12-19-2007, 09:27 AM	#3416 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	almost a century = my savings account

12-19-2007, 09:55 AM	#3417 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	my savings account = worthless __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

12-19-2007, 01:21 PM	#3418 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	worthless = a pig in a poke __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-19-2007, 02:55 PM	#3419 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	a pig in a poke = a fly in a caboose

12-19-2007, 05:39 PM	#3420 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	a fly in a caboose = a crazy Canadian on rails ....I mean that in the most positive way.

12-21-2007, 11:57 AM	#3421 (permalink)
Illuminaire Upright	= the Canadian localized version of Ruby on Rails. __________________ "Noteable and witty quotes go here."

12-21-2007, 05:24 PM	#3423 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Actually, my grandfather was Dutch __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-22-2007, 06:51 AM	#3425 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= a penny not spent __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-22-2007, 11:09 AM	#3426 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	A penny not spent = The new tenants inhabiting my champagne bottle.

12-22-2007, 02:40 PM	#3427 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	champagne bottle = a thing that launched a thousand ships

12-22-2007, 02:50 PM	#3428 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	a thing that launched a thousand ships = Elizabethan editorials.

12-22-2007, 03:15 PM	#3429 (permalink)
medlar Tilted Location: In this flesh and bone thing	Elizabethan editorials = A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

12-23-2007, 11:35 AM	#3434 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	an unpredictable sastifaction = my in-box.

12-23-2007, 11:37 AM	#3435 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Spam eggs sausage and spam __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-23-2007, 12:40 PM	#3436 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Spam eggs sausage and Spam = Austin, Minnesota tour guides lunch bucket.

12-23-2007, 04:47 PM	#3437 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Arteriosclerosis with a convenient take-along handle. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-23-2007, 07:19 PM	#3438 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	= a valentine's day bucket

12-24-2007, 11:57 AM	#3439 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= First class conveyance for the pelicans of love __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.