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Old 12-04-2007, 07:21 PM   #3361 (permalink)
 
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:23 PM   #3362 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:10 PM   #3363 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:24 PM   #3364 (permalink)
 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:05 AM   #3365 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:32 AM   #3366 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:06 AM   #3367 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 07:08 AM   #3368 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:44 PM   #3369 (permalink)
 
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:32 PM   #3370 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:25 PM   #3371 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:16 PM   #3372 (permalink)
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Where's the pepto= Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:38 PM   #3373 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:47 PM   #3374 (permalink)
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fear because of lapsed health insurance


= we'll get through this
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:07 AM   #3375 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2007, 06:57 AM   #3376 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2007, 07:04 AM   #3377 (permalink)
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Extreme Trainspotting


= really ill.......sick-boy
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Old 12-06-2007, 05:46 PM   #3378 (permalink)
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really ill.......sick-boy = It's a gift
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:16 PM   #3379 (permalink)
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It's a gift

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Old 12-07-2007, 06:14 AM   #3380 (permalink)
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beer consumption
= a fine pastime for generations.
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Old 12-07-2007, 06:37 AM   #3381 (permalink)
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a fine pastime for generations = Whack-a-mole
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:07 PM   #3382 (permalink)
 
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Whack-a mole = Cringing on the riding lawnmower
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Old 12-08-2007, 07:33 AM   #3383 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:09 AM   #3384 (permalink)
 
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A stone sails toward the picture window = Kiss my allowance goodbye.
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:12 AM   #3385 (permalink)
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Kiss my allowance goodbye = On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:56 PM   #3386 (permalink)
 
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On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances = Dry cleaning bill
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:39 AM   #3387 (permalink)
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Dry cleaning bill = Monica's blue
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:09 AM   #3388 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:12 AM   #3389 (permalink)
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Bill's cream


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Old 12-09-2007, 11:28 AM   #3390 (permalink)
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eewwwwwwwww = A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:38 PM   #3391 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2007, 04:40 AM   #3392 (permalink)
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A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist = Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad

/ Not all Muslims are terrorists (not by a long shot). Apparently, though, and for the time being anyway, most terrorists are Muslim.
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Old 12-10-2007, 09:00 AM   #3393 (permalink)
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Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad

/ Not all Muslims are terrorists (not by a long shot). Apparently, though, and for the time being anyway, most terrorists are Muslim.
= I failed to see her first.
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Old 12-10-2007, 03:40 PM   #3394 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:36 AM   #3395 (permalink)
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vehicular manslaughter = got run over by a bus
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 12-11-2007, 05:55 AM   #3396 (permalink)
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got run over by a bus
= nature weeding out the stupid.
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:31 AM   #3397 (permalink)
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nature weeding out the stupid.

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Old 12-11-2007, 07:32 AM   #3398 (permalink)
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gang fights = An exciting new take on the Iowa Caucuses
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:30 PM   #3399 (permalink)
 
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an exiting new take on the Iowa caucuses = locusts
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:51 PM   #3400 (permalink)
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