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Old 05-19-2007, 04:54 PM   #3001 (permalink)
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*** dude, you got post number 3,000!!! ***
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:05 PM   #3002 (permalink)
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*** dude, you got post number 3,000!!! ***
=WHAT?!?!?!?! Did I do that?!?!
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:22 AM   #3003 (permalink)
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WHAT?!?!?!?! Did I do that?!?!

= soiled underpants
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:15 AM   #3004 (permalink)
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= baby needs diapers.
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With those eyes of vacant blue;
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If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:02 PM   #3005 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:30 PM   #3006 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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junior isn't quite potty-trained

= maybe we should consult a specialist.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:35 AM   #3007 (permalink)
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= Billy is talking to himself again.
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With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:41 AM   #3008 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Billy is talking to himself again. = Time for a new prescription.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:10 AM   #3009 (permalink)
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Time for a new prescription.
= I have consulted you because it has been erect for more than four hours.
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:43 PM   #3010 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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I have consulted you because it has been erect for more than four hours = the ad was right
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 05-23-2007, 05:17 PM   #3011 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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the ad was right = consumer confusion
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:00 PM   #3012 (permalink)
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consumer confusion


= the price of fucking gas...........
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:07 PM   #3013 (permalink)
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the price of fucking gas = sky fucking high
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:53 PM   #3014 (permalink)
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sky fucking high
=hey you want to get stoned and join the mile high club
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Old 05-24-2007, 01:00 PM   #3015 (permalink)
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hey you want to get stoned and join the mile high club
=well close your eyes, drop your pants, brace this, count to three, don't scream, and prepare to get pounded
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:53 PM   #3016 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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=well close your eyes, drop your pants, brace this, count to three, don't scream, and prepare to get pounded
= You'd better tie me up first.
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Old 05-29-2007, 11:41 PM   #3017 (permalink)
Insane
 
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= You'd better tie me up first.
You'd better tie me up first = Kinky Sex
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:39 AM   #3018 (permalink)
 
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kinky sex = sex before ironing
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:11 PM   #3019 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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sex before ironing = hot stuff
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:01 PM   #3020 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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hot stuff = magma.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:03 AM   #3021 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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= X-Men.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 05-31-2007, 05:11 AM   #3022 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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X-men = the more common transsexuals
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Old 05-31-2007, 07:38 PM   #3023 (permalink)
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= chicks with dicks.
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you.
- Saki.
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Old 05-31-2007, 07:48 PM   #3024 (permalink)
The Reforms
 
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chicks with dicks.
= Perfection???
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:14 PM   #3025 (permalink)
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Perfection??? =

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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:56 PM   #3026 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:45 AM   #3027 (permalink)
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Unreadable picture = blurry
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Old 06-04-2007, 07:29 AM   #3028 (permalink)
 
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blurry = how I am feeling right now
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:44 PM   #3029 (permalink)
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how I am feeling right now



= like a little fellatio
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:51 PM   #3030 (permalink)
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like a little fellatio
=kinda sucky, then
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Old 06-04-2007, 02:41 PM   #3031 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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kinda sucky, then = not right now, I have a headache.
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Old 06-04-2007, 04:49 PM   #3032 (permalink)
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Not right now, I have a headache = Blue balls
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Old 06-04-2007, 04:57 PM   #3033 (permalink)
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Blue balls = a small town in southern pennsylvania
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:24 PM   #3034 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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a small town in southern pennsylvania = chocolate.
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:25 PM   #3035 (permalink)
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Chocolate = Hersheys
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:27 PM   #3036 (permalink)
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Hersheys
= Nosheys left for me
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:35 PM   #3037 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= Nosheys left for me
= I might eat well tonight.
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:44 PM   #3038 (permalink)
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I might eat well tonight.


=I am not Nicole Richie.
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Old 06-04-2007, 06:02 PM   #3039 (permalink)
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I am not Nicole Richie = But I do play her on TV
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Old 06-04-2007, 06:04 PM   #3040 (permalink)
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I am not Nicole Richie.
= & I'm thankful for that.
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