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Old 05-27-2005, 07:12 AM   #2121 (permalink)
 
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a task you'll be getting your spawn to do when you're a parent = take out the baby and change the garbage
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Old 05-27-2005, 07:31 AM   #2122 (permalink)
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take out the baby and change the garbage = something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child
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Old 05-27-2005, 01:41 PM   #2123 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:17 PM   #2124 (permalink)
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something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child


hoooahhhhhh..........ouch!!!!

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something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child = saved the afterbirth

= dayglo abortion



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Old 05-31-2005, 11:59 AM   #2125 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:52 PM   #2126 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:41 PM   #2127 (permalink)
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dayglo abortion = almost as good as a postpartum abortion
uhhh.........
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Old 06-05-2005, 08:20 AM   #2128 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2005, 08:32 AM   #2129 (permalink)
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= pretty colours on the bedsheet
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Old 06-06-2005, 09:39 AM   #2130 (permalink)
 
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pretty colours on the bedsheet = I ate skittles in bed again
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Old 06-06-2005, 11:32 AM   #2131 (permalink)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:26 AM   #2132 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:50 AM   #2133 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:02 PM   #2134 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:22 PM   #2135 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:30 PM   #2136 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2005, 06:09 AM   #2137 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2005, 07:21 AM   #2138 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:48 AM   #2139 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:53 PM   #2140 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:30 AM   #2141 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:51 AM   #2142 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-13-2005, 10:03 PM   #2143 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2005, 10:05 PM   #2144 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:16 AM   #2145 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:37 AM   #2146 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2005, 02:02 PM   #2147 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2005, 02:42 PM   #2148 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2005, 03:44 PM   #2149 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-20-2005, 05:43 PM   #2150 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:00 PM   #2151 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:29 AM   #2152 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:41 PM   #2153 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:54 PM   #2154 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:01 PM   #2155 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:22 PM   #2156 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:24 PM   #2157 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2005, 01:09 PM   #2158 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:43 PM   #2159 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:39 PM   #2160 (permalink)
 
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