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Sticky · 01-11-2005, 10:27 AM

All your friends laughing at you = You are Steven Wright

loonatic8her · 01-11-2005, 02:28 PM

midgets playing basketball = low center of gravity

Coppertop · 01-11-2005, 02:41 PM

?

You are Steven Wright = I am neuorotic

uncle phil · 01-12-2005, 05:28 PM

I am neuorotic = i am physicotic

Coppertop · 01-12-2005, 05:30 PM

i am physicotic = I am a bad speller

Yes, I realize my post up there has typos as well

cyrnel · 01-12-2005, 06:39 PM

I am a bad speller = schooling gone horribly awry

Grancey · 01-12-2005, 10:21 PM

schooling gone horribly awry = my first grade teacher is on death row

uncle phil · 01-13-2005, 01:05 PM

my first grade teacher is on death row = she was my role model

Sticky · 01-13-2005, 01:08 PM

she was my role model = I set my sights high

Astrocloud · 01-14-2005, 01:24 PM

I set my sights high = Aiming for the bong

uncle phil · 01-14-2005, 02:00 PM

Aiming for the bong = sights locked

Astrocloud · 01-14-2005, 02:05 PM

sights locked = and loaded

uncle phil · 01-17-2005, 01:49 PM

and loaded = been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts

Sticky · 01-17-2005, 02:25 PM

been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts = trip to the can

cyrnel · 01-17-2005, 06:09 PM

trip to the can = what a load off my mind

Sticky · 01-18-2005, 06:16 AM

what a laod off my mind = I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year

Coppertop · 01-18-2005, 11:05 AM

I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year = because she dumped me

Fly · 01-18-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

because she dumped me

= ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways

uncle phil · 01-18-2005, 01:22 PM

ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways = inflatable barbie doll

Fly · 01-19-2005, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

inflatable barbie doll

= fake tits

Sticky · 01-19-2005, 08:10 AM

fake tits = who cares anyway

Grancey · 01-19-2005, 11:43 AM

who cares anyway = Brad and Jen split up

Charlatan · 01-19-2005, 11:46 AM

Brad and Jen split up = Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...)

uncle phil · 01-19-2005, 12:55 PM

Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...) = somebody's daughter

Coppertop · 01-19-2005, 12:59 PM

somebody's daughter = that girl you're fucking

Charlatan · 01-19-2005, 01:06 PM

that girl you're fucking = a man baby!

wolf · 01-19-2005, 04:20 PM

a man baby! = your mom

Coppertop · 01-19-2005, 04:31 PM

your mom = are people still saying that?

Sticky · 01-20-2005, 06:48 AM

are people still saying that = neato

Fly · 01-20-2005, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

neato

= chili cheese dogs

Grancey · 01-20-2005, 12:03 PM

chili cheese dogs = case of food poisoning

Coppertop · 01-20-2005, 12:30 PM

case of food poisoning = Clavus with his head in the toilet

uncle phil · 01-20-2005, 12:50 PM

Clavus with his head in the toilet = another chronicle brewing

Fly · 01-20-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Clavus with his head in the toilet

= not as bad as the toilet brush cup

loonatic8her · 01-25-2005, 06:39 AM

not as bad as the toilet brush cup = the water at the top is very hard to take.

uncle phil · 01-25-2005, 04:48 PM

the water at the top is very hard to take = flyman "stole" my equals entry

Coppertop · 01-25-2005, 05:10 PM

flyman "stole" my equals entry = but he'll respect you in the morning

nickynicole · 01-25-2005, 10:58 PM

but he'll respect you in the morning = why I own leather chaps

Grancey · 01-25-2005, 11:56 PM

why I own leather chaps = my childhood hero was Roy Rogers

jstory · 01-26-2005, 12:01 AM

roy rogers = dead cowboy

01-11-2005, 02:28 PM	#1602 (permalink)
loonatic8her Crazy Location: Greater Atlanta, Ga.	midgets playing basketball = low center of gravity __________________ The Loonatic Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things they said?

01-12-2005, 05:28 PM	#1604 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I am neuorotic = i am physicotic __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-12-2005, 10:21 PM	#1607 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	schooling gone horribly awry = my first grade teacher is on death row __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

01-13-2005, 01:05 PM	#1608 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my first grade teacher is on death row = she was my role model __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-14-2005, 02:00 PM	#1611 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Aiming for the bong = sights locked __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-11-2005, 10:27 AM	#1601 (permalink)
Sticky	All your friends laughing at you = You are Steven Wright __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-11-2005, 02:41 PM	#1603 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	? You are Steven Wright = I am neuorotic

01-12-2005, 05:30 PM	#1605 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	i am physicotic = I am a bad speller Yes, I realize my post up there has typos as well

01-12-2005, 06:39 PM	#1606 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	I am a bad speller = schooling gone horribly awry

01-13-2005, 01:08 PM	#1609 (permalink)
Sticky	she was my role model = I set my sights high __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-14-2005, 01:24 PM	#1610 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I set my sights high = Aiming for the bong

01-14-2005, 02:05 PM	#1612 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	sights locked = and loaded

01-17-2005, 01:49 PM	#1613 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and loaded = been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-17-2005, 02:25 PM	#1614 (permalink)
Sticky	been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts = trip to the can __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-17-2005, 06:09 PM	#1615 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	trip to the can = what a load off my mind

01-19-2005, 01:06 PM	#1626 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	that girl you're fucking = a man baby! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-19-2005, 04:20 PM	#1627 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	a man baby! = your mom __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

01-18-2005, 06:16 AM	#1616 (permalink)
Sticky	what a laod off my mind = I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-18-2005, 11:05 AM	#1617 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year = because she dumped me

01-18-2005, 01:22 PM	#1619 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways = inflatable barbie doll __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-19-2005, 08:10 AM	#1621 (permalink)
Sticky	fake tits = who cares anyway __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-19-2005, 11:43 AM	#1622 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	who cares anyway = Brad and Jen split up __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

01-19-2005, 11:46 AM	#1623 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Brad and Jen split up = Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-19-2005, 12:55 PM	#1624 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...) = somebody's daughter __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-19-2005, 12:59 PM	#1625 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	somebody's daughter = that girl you're fucking

01-19-2005, 04:31 PM	#1628 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	your mom = are people still saying that?

01-20-2005, 06:48 AM	#1629 (permalink)
Sticky	are people still saying that = neato __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-20-2005, 12:03 PM	#1631 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	chili cheese dogs = case of food poisoning __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

01-20-2005, 12:30 PM	#1632 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	case of food poisoning = Clavus with his head in the toilet

01-20-2005, 12:50 PM	#1633 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Clavus with his head in the toilet = another chronicle brewing __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-25-2005, 06:39 AM	#1635 (permalink)
loonatic8her Crazy Location: Greater Atlanta, Ga.	not as bad as the toilet brush cup = the water at the top is very hard to take. __________________ The Loonatic Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things they said?

01-25-2005, 04:48 PM	#1636 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the water at the top is very hard to take = flyman "stole" my equals entry __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-25-2005, 05:10 PM	#1637 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	flyman "stole" my equals entry = but he'll respect you in the morning

01-25-2005, 10:58 PM	#1638 (permalink)
nickynicole Crazy Location: not here.	but he'll respect you in the morning = why I own leather chaps

01-25-2005, 11:56 PM	#1639 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	why I own leather chaps = my childhood hero was Roy Rogers __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

01-26-2005, 12:01 AM	#1640 (permalink)
jstory Crazy	roy rogers = dead cowboy