The equals (=) game - Page 33 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

feelgood · 10-08-2004, 10:55 PM

not a crook my ass = bush

Rdr4evr · 10-09-2004, 09:53 AM

Bush = incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer.

bacon_masta · 10-09-2004, 10:39 AM

incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer = oj simpson

Jonsgirl · 10-09-2004, 09:40 PM

oj simpson = Scott Peterson's mentor

Fly · 10-10-2004, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl

Scott Peterson's mentor

= had to have been the drugs

bernadette · 10-10-2004, 07:10 AM

had to have been the drugs = why flyman woked up dressed like <i>that</i> on sunday morning

Fly · 10-10-2004, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

why flyman woked up dressed like <i>that</i> on sunday morning

= cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night

shaggs_manoa · 10-11-2004, 12:45 AM

cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night = why bernadette knows what flyman looked like first thing sunday morning

Fly · 10-11-2004, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaggs_manoa

why bernadette knows what flyman looked like first thing sunday morning

= we had a sleep over

Missy · 10-11-2004, 04:06 PM

we had a sleep over = a two at ten turns into a ten at two

uncle phil · 10-11-2004, 04:12 PM

a two at ten turns into a ten at two = more beer will do that to ya'

10-11-2004, 06:56 PM

more beer will do that to ya'=makes everyone look hot

Fly · 10-11-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :::OshnSoul:::

makes everyone look hot

= a pair of rubber party pants

toilet_duck · 10-11-2004, 10:03 PM

A Pair of Rubber Party Pants = Able to Shit Without Sitting Down

uncle phil · 10-12-2004, 12:37 PM

Able to Shit Without Sitting Down = be afraid, be very afraid

victorjara · 10-12-2004, 03:53 PM

be afraid, be very afraid = a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand

thesupermikey · 10-12-2004, 04:34 PM

a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand = cheap date

DEI37 · 10-12-2004, 05:04 PM

Cheap date = probably getting laid.

farcryer · 10-12-2004, 05:10 PM

probably getting laid = might wanna take that shower

Fly · 10-12-2004, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farcryer

might wanna take that shower

= just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced

*it's all for the love of the labia folks......trust me......just ask the women*

uncle phil · 10-13-2004, 03:39 PM

just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced = a fart

thesupermikey · 10-13-2004, 07:50 PM

a fart = does anyone else smell that?

Fly · 10-14-2004, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesupermikey

does anyone else smell that?

= "jesus phil.....that's nasty"

uncle phil · 10-14-2004, 01:30 PM

"jesus phil.....that's nasty" = wanna buy a watch?

CoachAlan · 10-15-2004, 03:39 AM

wanna buy a watch = buyer beware

monkeydriven · 10-15-2004, 09:28 AM

Buyer Beware = Panasonic products

Grace, Too · 10-15-2004, 10:14 AM

Panasonic Product = can't trust the Japs

feelgood · 10-15-2004, 01:15 PM

can't trust the Japs = goddamn tiny people bombing the hell outta hawaii during wwii

uncle phil · 10-15-2004, 04:05 PM

goddamn tiny people bombing the hell out of hawaii in wwii = the midgets who invented mai-tais

shaggs_manoa · 10-20-2004, 12:52 AM

the midgets who invented mai-tais = the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais

10-20-2004, 05:32 PM

the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais=those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory

molloby · 10-20-2004, 05:52 PM

those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory=the orange singing people who have been stalking me for the past week

LeviticusMky · 10-20-2004, 07:38 PM

The orange singing people who have been stalking me for the last week = MARTIANS

shaggs_manoa · 10-20-2004, 08:16 PM

MARTIANS = the only intellegent life in the solar system

thesupermikey · 10-20-2004, 09:38 PM

the only intellegent life in the solar system = mice

victorjara · 10-20-2004, 09:51 PM

mice = the reason that my crotch itches

Irishsean · 10-20-2004, 09:54 PM

looking for 1 = missing another

victorjara · 10-20-2004, 10:01 PM

crabs=delicious but gross

Fly · 10-21-2004, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by victorjara

the reason that my crotch itches

= CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!

shaggs_manoa · 10-21-2004, 12:10 PM

= itchy pubes

10-08-2004, 10:55 PM	#1281 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	not a crook my ass = bush __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

10-09-2004, 09:40 PM	#1284 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	oj simpson = Scott Peterson's mentor __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

10-10-2004, 07:10 AM	#1286 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	had to have been the drugs = why flyman woked up dressed like <i>that</i> on sunday morning __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-11-2004, 12:45 AM	#1288 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night = why bernadette knows what flyman looked like first thing sunday morning __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-11-2004, 04:12 PM	#1291 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	a two at ten turns into a ten at two = more beer will do that to ya' __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-09-2004, 09:53 AM	#1282 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Bush = incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer.

10-09-2004, 10:39 AM	#1283 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer = oj simpson

10-11-2004, 04:06 PM	#1290 (permalink)
Missy Crazy	we had a sleep over = a two at ten turns into a ten at two

10-11-2004, 06:56 PM	#1292 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	more beer will do that to ya'=makes everyone look hot

10-11-2004, 10:03 PM	#1294 (permalink)
toilet_duck Upright Location: Arizona	A Pair of Rubber Party Pants = Able to Shit Without Sitting Down __________________ Student Extraordinaire[/FONT] "The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

10-12-2004, 12:37 PM	#1295 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Able to Shit Without Sitting Down = be afraid, be very afraid __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-12-2004, 03:53 PM	#1296 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	be afraid, be very afraid = a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand

10-12-2004, 04:34 PM	#1297 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand = cheap date __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

10-12-2004, 05:04 PM	#1298 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Cheap date = probably getting laid. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

10-12-2004, 05:10 PM	#1299 (permalink)
farcryer Upright	probably getting laid = might wanna take that shower

10-15-2004, 03:39 AM	#1305 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	wanna buy a watch = buyer beware __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

10-13-2004, 03:39 PM	#1301 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced = a fart __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-13-2004, 07:50 PM	#1302 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	a fart = does anyone else smell that? __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

10-14-2004, 01:30 PM	#1304 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"jesus phil.....that's nasty" = wanna buy a watch? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-15-2004, 09:28 AM	#1306 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Buyer Beware = Panasonic products __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

10-15-2004, 10:14 AM	#1307 (permalink)
Grace, Too Loser	Panasonic Product = can't trust the Japs

10-15-2004, 01:15 PM	#1308 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	can't trust the Japs = goddamn tiny people bombing the hell outta hawaii during wwii __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

10-15-2004, 04:05 PM	#1309 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	goddamn tiny people bombing the hell out of hawaii in wwii = the midgets who invented mai-tais __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-20-2004, 12:52 AM	#1310 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	the midgets who invented mai-tais = the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-20-2004, 05:32 PM	#1311 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais=those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory

10-20-2004, 05:52 PM	#1312 (permalink)
molloby Tilted Location: Sydney, Australia	those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory=the orange singing people who have been stalking me for the past week

10-20-2004, 07:38 PM	#1313 (permalink)
LeviticusMky Crazy Location: Minnesota	The orange singing people who have been stalking me for the last week = MARTIANS

10-20-2004, 08:16 PM	#1314 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	MARTIANS = the only intellegent life in the solar system __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-20-2004, 09:38 PM	#1315 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	the only intellegent life in the solar system = mice __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

10-20-2004, 09:51 PM	#1316 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	mice = the reason that my crotch itches

10-20-2004, 09:54 PM	#1317 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	looking for 1 = missing another __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-20-2004, 10:01 PM	#1318 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	crabs=delicious but gross Last edited by victorjara; 10-21-2004 at 04:53 AM..

10-21-2004, 12:10 PM	#1320 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	= itchy pubes __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!