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Astrocloud · 06-27-2004, 03:48 PM

puking on your hosts shoes = a proper bow

uncle phil · 06-28-2004, 12:04 PM

a proper bow = shoots arrows straight

eggers · 06-28-2004, 02:06 PM

shoots arrows straight = Robin Hood (cartoon version)

uncle phil · 06-29-2004, 01:37 PM

Robin Hood (cartoon version) = double-thick TV screen

Average_Joe · 06-30-2004, 12:54 PM

double-thick TV screen = heavy TV

uncle phil · 06-30-2004, 01:00 PM

heavy TV = 54" job

eggers · 06-30-2004, 06:19 PM

54" job = lots of plastic surgery

iamtheone · 07-01-2004, 06:41 AM

lots of plastic surgery = Micheal Jackson

uncle phil · 07-01-2004, 12:11 PM

Michael Jackson = don't get me started

Fly · 07-01-2004, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
don't get me started

=fuckin' losers at work

iamtheone · 07-02-2004, 03:56 AM

fuckin' losers at work = Don't have shit for responsibility

uncle phil · 07-02-2004, 12:56 PM

Don't have shit for responsibility = sergeant schultz

Fly · 07-03-2004, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
sergeant schultz

= funny memories.

roachboy · 07-03-2004, 08:50 AM

funny memories=the period that follows eating mushrooms by one hour

skier · 07-03-2004, 09:11 AM

= susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles

Astrocloud · 07-03-2004, 06:53 PM

susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles= Stoned out of your gourd

Fly · 07-03-2004, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
Stoned out of your gourd

= better things are out there

uncle phil · 07-05-2004, 12:14 PM

better things are out there = one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah...

thesupermikey · 07-05-2004, 02:00 PM

one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah = what i drink when i drink alone

Fly · 07-06-2004, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thesupermikey
what i drink when i drink alone

= whatever i find in the fridge

Bentley Little · 07-06-2004, 12:00 PM

midget's playing basketball = one hellavu party

uncle phil · 07-06-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
= whatever i find in the fridge

whatever i find in the fridge = cool under-wire, size 38D

thesupermikey · 07-06-2004, 01:59 PM

cool under-wire, size 38D = One Sexy Eskimo

uncle phil · 07-07-2004, 12:48 PM

One Sexy Eskimo = is it cold out or are you glad to see me?

thesupermikey · 07-07-2004, 04:26 PM

is it cold out or are you glad to see me = things you should never say

Astrocloud · 07-07-2004, 06:43 PM

things you should never say = I love you even though you are fat

uncle phil · 07-08-2004, 05:41 PM

I love you even though you are fat = something that sometimes needs to be said

thesupermikey · 07-09-2004, 04:55 PM

something that sometimes needs to be said = i think you should take a bath

Xell101 · 07-09-2004, 07:14 PM

I think you should take a bath = I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating.

thesupermikey · 07-10-2004, 07:43 AM

I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating. = May i make some toast first?

Xell101 · 07-10-2004, 07:47 AM

May I take some toast first? = Murder makes me hungry.

thesupermikey · 07-10-2004, 09:06 PM

Murder makes me hungry = Where's the beef?

Jackebear · 07-11-2004, 03:18 AM

Where's the beef? = Burger King

uncle phil · 07-12-2004, 12:54 PM

Burger King = GH

crony · 07-12-2004, 02:57 PM

GH = Good Head?

thesupermikey · 07-12-2004, 07:33 PM

Good Head = something i never get

scrooloose · 07-13-2004, 06:51 AM

Something i never get = our government

uncle phil · 07-13-2004, 12:38 PM

our government = better than theirs

thesupermikey · 07-15-2004, 05:40 PM

better than theirs = much bigger

Fly · 07-15-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thesupermikey
much bigger

= it's all about the girth

06-28-2004, 12:04 PM	#922 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	a proper bow = shoots arrows straight __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2004, 01:37 PM	#924 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Robin Hood (cartoon version) = double-thick TV screen __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2004, 12:54 PM	#925 (permalink)
Average_Joe Psycho Location: Under the Radar	double-thick TV screen = heavy TV __________________ I think I'll procrastinate......in a little while.

06-30-2004, 01:00 PM	#926 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	heavy TV = 54" job __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2004, 06:41 AM	#928 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	lots of plastic surgery = Micheal Jackson __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

06-27-2004, 03:48 PM	#921 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	puking on your hosts shoes = a proper bow

06-28-2004, 02:06 PM	#923 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	shoots arrows straight = Robin Hood (cartoon version)

06-30-2004, 06:19 PM	#927 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	54" job = lots of plastic surgery

07-01-2004, 12:11 PM	#929 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Michael Jackson = don't get me started __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2004, 03:56 AM	#931 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	fuckin' losers at work = Don't have shit for responsibility __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

07-02-2004, 12:56 PM	#932 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Don't have shit for responsibility = sergeant schultz __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2004, 08:50 AM	#934 (permalink)
roachboy Super Moderator Location: essex ma	funny memories=the period that follows eating mushrooms by one hour __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

07-03-2004, 09:11 AM	#935 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	= susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

07-03-2004, 06:53 PM	#936 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	susceptibilty to attacks of mad giggles= Stoned out of your gourd

07-05-2004, 12:14 PM	#938 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	better things are out there = one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2004, 01:59 PM	#943 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	cool under-wire, size 38D = One Sexy Eskimo __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-07-2004, 04:26 PM	#945 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	is it cold out or are you glad to see me = things you should never say __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-05-2004, 02:00 PM	#939 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	one bourbon, one scotch, and one bee-ah = what i drink when i drink alone __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-06-2004, 12:00 PM	#941 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	midget's playing basketball = one hellavu party

07-07-2004, 12:48 PM	#944 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	One Sexy Eskimo = is it cold out or are you glad to see me? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2004, 06:43 PM	#946 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	things you should never say = I love you even though you are fat

07-08-2004, 05:41 PM	#947 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I love you even though you are fat = something that sometimes needs to be said __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-09-2004, 04:55 PM	#948 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	something that sometimes needs to be said = i think you should take a bath __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-09-2004, 07:14 PM	#949 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	I think you should take a bath = I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating.

07-10-2004, 07:43 AM	#950 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	I'm planning on killing you with the toaster. Please be accomodating. = May i make some toast first? __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-10-2004, 07:47 AM	#951 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	May I take some toast first? = Murder makes me hungry.

07-10-2004, 09:06 PM	#952 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	Murder makes me hungry = Where's the beef? __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-11-2004, 03:18 AM	#953 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Where's the beef? = Burger King __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

07-12-2004, 12:54 PM	#954 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Burger King = GH __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2004, 02:57 PM	#955 (permalink)
crony Crazy Location: Clifton Park, NY	GH = Good Head?

07-12-2004, 07:33 PM	#956 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	Good Head = something i never get __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

07-13-2004, 06:51 AM	#957 (permalink)
scrooloose Tilted Location: NY	Something i never get = our government

07-13-2004, 12:38 PM	#958 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	our government = better than theirs __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-15-2004, 05:40 PM	#959 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	better than theirs = much bigger __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert