A web site to translate from the shizzle to the da shiznit... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

parafoil · 11-01-2003, 05:23 AM

http://asksnoop.com/
Try it...
News site like cnn.com and msn.com are funny as hell when translated.........
***Two U.S. soldiers wuz capped in Iraq today when da convoy they wuz riding in struck an explosive device n' shit. The deaths came after 14 Iraqis wuz capped in clashes wit U.S. troops in Baghdad on Friday, know what I'm sayin'? The violence followed a U.S. warning over a rumored "day of resistance" being organized by coalition opponents this weekend n' shit.***http://asksnoop.com/

parafoil · 11-01-2003, 05:27 AM

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sky_driver · 11-05-2003, 11:15 AM

This is funny, I had our company web site translated and my boss nearly lost his shit. We finally told him it was just a joke.

Latch · 11-05-2003, 09:06 PM

Awesome! Thanks.

Should almost go in Tilted Nonsense. Bones should see this, he'd love it.

Silverbrain · 11-05-2003, 09:21 PM

This provides countless hours of fun for the whole family n' shit!

Sapper · 11-06-2003, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sky_driver
This is funny, I had our company web site translated and my boss nearly lost his shit. We finally told him it was just a joke.

LOL !!!

That is far too funny !! I should play the same prank !!

wubbawubba · 11-06-2003, 08:37 AM

My website does that to eveyones post, it is some what funny. But not really.

P.S. I am not trying to be a linkwhore, I am just making conversation.

Latch · 11-06-2003, 04:23 PM

I tried to find a website with a bunch of text on the front, ended up at Gaim's website. Here's a bit snoopified:

Our friends over at Cerulean Studios managed break my speed record at cracking Yahoo authentication schemes wit an impressive feat of hackery n' shit. They sent that shiznit over 'n here that shiznit is in Gaim 0.70. However, certain details of da authentication scheme depend on da challenge string da server sends us, 'n there's really no way tell what that shiznit does until Yahoo starts sending new challenge strings n' shit. So yo' ass can expect a few mo' breakages come soon." I wouldn't sign offline if I wuz yo' ass." Peep da ChangeLog, know what I'm sayin'?

My favourite is "I wouldn't sign offline if I wuz yo' ass."

anleja · 11-06-2003, 07:52 PM

www.christiancoalition.com:

To meet da challenges of da time, da Christian Coalition has launched a renewal transform da organization into every Christian's instrument fo' affecting a spiritual response izzle nation's domestic 'n international challenges n' shit. At da heart of da renewal is a united effort of "faith wit action" refresh izzle mission wit His spirit, 'n revitalize izzle daily actions wit da guidance of His word n' shit.

I also like www.pornolize.com. Does anyone know of any more of things like these? They're pretty fun.

thenewguy · 11-06-2003, 09:00 PM

From a blog I look at periodically called Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Apology etiquette
I'd always thought that when yo' ass offer up an abject apology, da recipient's job is either be like "that's fo' sho, don't worry 'bout that shiznit" or be like "apology not accepted, yo' ass can go hell", know what I'm sayin'? There's nothing worse than groveling in front of someone 'n 'em ignoring yo' ass n' shit. Was that shiznit on purpose? Are yo' ass being told go hell? Did they just not see that shiznit? Who knows." I think I'll just has stop reading that blog, since da whole situation has my feelings totally hurt n' shit. Which is stupid." This is da internet, know what I'm sayin'? This is not life, know what I'm sayin'?

We're going Orlando this weekend n' shit. We're supposed be going Orlando this weekend." Hub's gots jury duty tomorrow morning, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude's already had that shiznit extended once." Maybe I will just go Orlando without tha dude's ass n' shit.

I need buy some mo' clothes." Just 'bout nothing I own fits properly anymore n' shit.

wackeyass · 11-15-2003, 02:50 PM

see what lots of slif smoking can cause in your dialect!

11-01-2003, 05:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
parafoil Insane Location: Ohio	A web site to translate from the shizzle to the da shiznit... http://asksnoop.com/ Try it... News site like cnn.com and msn.com are funny as hell when translated......... *Two U.S. soldiers wuz capped in Iraq today when da convoy they wuz riding in struck an explosive device n' shit. The deaths came after 14 Iraqis wuz capped in clashes wit U.S. troops in Baghdad on Friday, know what I'm sayin'? The violence followed a U.S. warning over a rumored "day of resistance" being organized by coalition opponents this weekend n' shit.*http://asksnoop.com/

11-05-2003, 09:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	This provides countless hours of fun for the whole family n' shit! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

11-01-2003, 05:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
parafoil Insane Location: Ohio	tfproject: Welcome da Tilted Forum Project n' shit. If this is yo' first visit, be sho check out da FAQ by clicking da link above." Yo' ass may has register before yo' ass can post: click da register link above proceed n' shit. To start viewing messages, select da forum that yo' ass want visit from da selection below n' shit.

11-05-2003, 11:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	This is funny, I had our company web site translated and my boss nearly lost his shit. We finally told him it was just a joke.

11-05-2003, 09:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Awesome! Thanks. Should almost go in Tilted Nonsense. Bones should see this, he'd love it.

11-06-2003, 08:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
wubbawubba Tilted Location: Lexington	My website does that to eveyones post, it is some what funny. But not really. P.S. I am not trying to be a linkwhore, I am just making conversation.

11-06-2003, 04:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	I tried to find a website with a bunch of text on the front, ended up at Gaim's website. Here's a bit snoopified: Our friends over at Cerulean Studios managed break my speed record at cracking Yahoo authentication schemes wit an impressive feat of hackery n' shit. They sent that shiznit over 'n here that shiznit is in Gaim 0.70. However, certain details of da authentication scheme depend on da challenge string da server sends us, 'n there's really no way tell what that shiznit does until Yahoo starts sending new challenge strings n' shit. So yo' ass can expect a few mo' breakages come soon." I wouldn't sign offline if I wuz yo' ass." Peep da ChangeLog, know what I'm sayin'? My favourite is "I wouldn't sign offline if I wuz yo' ass."

11-06-2003, 07:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	www.christiancoalition.com: To meet da challenges of da time, da Christian Coalition has launched a renewal transform da organization into every Christian's instrument fo' affecting a spiritual response izzle nation's domestic 'n international challenges n' shit. At da heart of da renewal is a united effort of "faith wit action" refresh izzle mission wit His spirit, 'n revitalize izzle daily actions wit da guidance of His word n' shit. I also like www.pornolize.com. Does anyone know of any more of things like these? They're pretty fun.

11-06-2003, 09:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	From a blog I look at periodically called Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time Apology etiquette I'd always thought that when yo' ass offer up an abject apology, da recipient's job is either be like "that's fo' sho, don't worry 'bout that shiznit" or be like "apology not accepted, yo' ass can go hell", know what I'm sayin'? There's nothing worse than groveling in front of someone 'n 'em ignoring yo' ass n' shit. Was that shiznit on purpose? Are yo' ass being told go hell? Did they just not see that shiznit? Who knows." I think I'll just has stop reading that blog, since da whole situation has my feelings totally hurt n' shit. Which is stupid." This is da internet, know what I'm sayin'? This is not life, know what I'm sayin'? We're going Orlando this weekend n' shit. We're supposed be going Orlando this weekend." Hub's gots jury duty tomorrow morning, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude's already had that shiznit extended once." Maybe I will just go Orlando without tha dude's ass n' shit. I need buy some mo' clothes." Just 'bout nothing I own fits properly anymore n' shit.

11-15-2003, 02:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
wackeyass Insane	see what lots of slif smoking can cause in your dialect!