Do you like jailbait? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Craven Morehead · 10-30-2003, 06:58 PM

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/likejailbait.html

I'm a bad boy, a very bad boy.

Gun · 10-30-2003, 07:24 PM

I got busted on 2 out of 5 underage girls.

Macheath · 10-30-2003, 07:58 PM

Hah, they're ALL legal in my country.

spived2 · 10-30-2003, 08:14 PM

Eh I got busted on all 5, but who cares. That's why parents shouldn't let girls wear makeup and show cleavage till they are 18.

krwlz · 10-30-2003, 08:49 PM

I got busted on 4 out of 5. I could have answer rightly, but Im only 18, so in reality, Id hit every one of those.

bundy · 10-31-2003, 12:04 AM

apparently wanting to HIT Ashley Olsen is illegal... damn shame that.

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Originally posted by Macheath
Hah, they're ALL legal in my country.

haha... ain´t it grand...

paddyjoe · 10-31-2003, 05:29 AM

At least I'm goin to jail with a smile on my face!

Midnight_Son · 10-31-2003, 05:52 AM

iktoweya · 10-31-2003, 12:17 PM

i hit 5 0utta 5

Batman976 · 10-31-2003, 12:20 PM

Ha, I got busted on 4 out of 5, and that's only because I recognized the picture of Ashley Olsen and clicked no. How sad is that?

a1t3r3g0 · 10-31-2003, 12:59 PM

I hit 2/5, but in reality I'd hit 'em all.

Speed_Gibson · 10-31-2003, 03:57 PM

got this:

JBX · 10-31-2003, 05:58 PM

Funny Stuff

Force 10 · 11-01-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Speed_Gibson
got this:

Don't feel bad

sailor · 11-01-2003, 05:21 PM

Well, Id hit them all, so....

jw_toyboy · 11-01-2003, 10:21 PM

Isn't aus great!!!

foxybaz · 11-04-2003, 10:41 AM

im 25. in ireland, 17 is legal. but i wouldnt unless she was 18. but after this test, i'm going to jail for a long time.

i wanted to nail 5 out of 5. dam.

dont judge me

foxybaz · 11-04-2003, 10:42 AM

think i'd give j-lo a miss though. hate her.

Loup · 11-04-2003, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by foxybaz
think i'd give j-lo a miss though. hate her.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Frowning Budah · 11-04-2003, 04:42 PM

I missed on J Lo too, but I don't care how old she is I wouldn't hit on her. Otherwise I did pretty good I only hit 1 of 5.

foxybaz · 11-05-2003, 09:12 AM

no seriously. i hate the bitch. much rather cat deeley.

or put it this way, in ireland the olson twins are legal, i'd hit them before j-lo.

Peetster · 11-05-2003, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by Bones
mmmmmm ashley

and where the hell is mary kate?

I thought that WAS Mary Kate! ;-)

Tempboy · 11-05-2003, 02:13 PM

I said I'd do 'em all.
Hahahah..
I end up with 50% anyway.. that's a pass, right?

slimcr · 11-05-2003, 03:01 PM

Id hit em all to be honest but turns out I couldnt identify 3 of the 5, oh well Im a perv shoot me.

Elegant Holmes · 11-05-2003, 06:35 PM

they were all mighty fine ladies, even the younger ones. Now the Olsons are 17, so if you do them both at the same time it's like one 34 year old, right?

numist · 11-05-2003, 11:50 PM

dude.... they spelled hypocrisy wrong on the first page...

This really decreases the stock I put in the results...

losthellhound · 11-06-2003, 04:24 AM

Mmmmm 10 out of 10

foxybaz · 11-06-2003, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Elegant Holmes
they were all mighty fine ladies, even the younger ones. Now the Olsons are 17, so if you do them both at the same time it's like one 34 year old, right?

possibly the greatest thing i have read in this post. my m8's r.o.f.l.h.a.o. about that.

txlovely · 11-06-2003, 05:58 PM

What is it with grown men and children? That is so creepy. Hell, it's hard for a woman to find a man who doesn't act like a child!

Elegant Holmes · 11-07-2003, 05:54 PM

Ahhh, txlovely. We meet again. I do in no way advocate child pornography and in fact report it when I find it. Anything done to someone in those circumstances is criminal.
I do believe however in the beauty of youth and innocence. I mostly admire grace and an abillity to accept someone for who they are, not who they should be. Growth, nature, the flowering in Spring; that sort of stuff gets me going. As we grow older our minds, bodies, and spirits harden. I also admidt to a certain amount of fantasy about the woman in the picture. She could be the incarnation of what I have dreamt. I prefer a soft touch, a gentle carress if you will. Will you?

Elegant Holmes · 11-07-2003, 06:58 PM

txlovely: he/she/it said "hard". Hehehhehehehhe

txlovely · 11-07-2003, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Elegant Holmes
Ahhh, txlovely. We meet again. I do in no way advocate child pornography and in fact report it when I find it. Anything done to someone in those circumstances is criminal.
I do believe however in the beauty of youth and innocence. I mostly admire grace and an abillity to accept someone for who they are, not who they should be. Growth, nature, the flowering in Spring; that sort of stuff gets me going. As we grow older our minds, bodies, and spirits harden. I also admidt to a certain amount of fantasy about the woman in the picture. She could be the incarnation of what I have dreamt. I prefer a soft touch, a gentle carress if you will. Will you?

I will not. Forgive me for not finding interest in conversing with someone who would be interested in naked children. I think I'm moving on from this forum. Thought maybe I could get some insight into this disturbing trend of "men" (and I truly use that term loosely), getting their kicks from little girls. Instead I'm further creeped out. I had a teacher friend who said, "I'd take a soft, confident smart, intelligent woman over a 19-year-old hard-bodied idiot any day." That's the kind of man real women are interested in - not the rich ones, not the gorgeous ones. We know that those are just bonuses. Those of us with sense don't want anything to do with the kind of men that fantasize about children.

Elegant Holmes · 11-08-2003, 04:32 PM

txlovely, I am not a pedophile. I would never be with anyone under 21, mostly because they are confused and secondly because I can't take them to bars. Naked pictures of children are disgusting, and should be reported to the authorities. I simply believe that young women 21-25 are less likely to be bitter (ahem).

Stiltzkin · 11-08-2003, 06:39 PM

Misunderstandings flying all over the place. I wonder why a mod hasn't locked this thread yet?

Giant Hamburger · 11-08-2003, 08:24 PM

Can't anyone see that this thread is tearing us apart!

cheerios · 11-08-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Misunderstandings flying all over the place. I wonder why a mod hasn't locked this thread yet?

sorry, was busy getting dinner.

guys, if you wanna sling insults, do it elsewhere. hell... if you wanna talk about banging minors, do THAT elsewhere, too. thx.

10-30-2003, 06:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Do you like jailbait? http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/likejailbait.html I'm a bad boy, a very bad boy.

10-30-2003, 08:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	Eh I got busted on all 5, but who cares. That's why parents shouldn't let girls wear makeup and show cleavage till they are 18. __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

10-31-2003, 05:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	<a href="http://www.zipperfish.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/jailbait3.jpg" width="401" height="208" border="0"></a> __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-31-2003, 12:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	i hit 5 0utta 5 __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-31-2003, 12:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Ha, I got busted on 4 out of 5, and that's only because I recognized the picture of Ashley Olsen and clicked no. How sad is that? __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-30-2003, 07:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gun Banned Location: Long Island	I got busted on 2 out of 5 underage girls.

10-30-2003, 07:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	Hah, they're ALL legal in my country.

10-30-2003, 08:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	I got busted on 4 out of 5. I could have answer rightly, but Im only 18, so in reality, Id hit every one of those.

10-31-2003, 05:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	At least I'm goin to jail with a smile on my face!

10-31-2003, 12:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
a1t3r3g0 Psycho Location: 127.0.0.1	I hit 2/5, but in reality I'd hit 'em all.

10-31-2003, 03:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	got this: __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

10-31-2003, 05:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Funny Stuff __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

11-01-2003, 05:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Well, Id hit them all, so.... __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

11-01-2003, 10:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
jw_toyboy Tilted Location: Australia	Isn't aus great!!!

11-04-2003, 10:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
foxybaz Upright Location: south of the emerald isle.	im 25. in ireland, 17 is legal. but i wouldnt unless she was 18. but after this test, i'm going to jail for a long time. i wanted to nail 5 out of 5. dam. dont judge me __________________ "born to lose, live to win".

11-06-2003, 04:24 AM	#27 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	Mmmmm 10 out of 10 __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

11-04-2003, 10:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
foxybaz Upright Location: south of the emerald isle.	think i'd give j-lo a miss though. hate her. __________________ "born to lose, live to win".

11-04-2003, 04:42 PM	#20 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	I missed on J Lo too, but I don't care how old she is I wouldn't hit on her. Otherwise I did pretty good I only hit 1 of 5.

11-05-2003, 09:12 AM	#21 (permalink)
foxybaz Upright Location: south of the emerald isle.	no seriously. i hate the bitch. much rather cat deeley. or put it this way, in ireland the olson twins are legal, i'd hit them before j-lo. __________________ "born to lose, live to win".

11-05-2003, 02:13 PM	#23 (permalink)
Tempboy Insane Location: The Red Mile	I said I'd do 'em all. Hahahah.. I end up with 50% anyway.. that's a pass, right?

11-05-2003, 03:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
slimcr Insane	Id hit em all to be honest but turns out I couldnt identify 3 of the 5, oh well Im a perv shoot me.

11-05-2003, 06:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	they were all mighty fine ladies, even the younger ones. Now the Olsons are 17, so if you do them both at the same time it's like one 34 year old, right?

11-05-2003, 11:50 PM	#26 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	dude.... they spelled hypocrisy wrong on the first page... This really decreases the stock I put in the results...

11-06-2003, 05:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	What is it with grown men and children? That is so creepy. Hell, it's hard for a woman to find a man who doesn't act like a child! __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

11-07-2003, 05:54 PM	#30 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	Ahhh, txlovely. We meet again. I do in no way advocate child pornography and in fact report it when I find it. Anything done to someone in those circumstances is criminal. I do believe however in the beauty of youth and innocence. I mostly admire grace and an abillity to accept someone for who they are, not who they should be. Growth, nature, the flowering in Spring; that sort of stuff gets me going. As we grow older our minds, bodies, and spirits harden. I also admidt to a certain amount of fantasy about the woman in the picture. She could be the incarnation of what I have dreamt. I prefer a soft touch, a gentle carress if you will. Will you? Last edited by Elegant Holmes; 11-07-2003 at 07:03 PM..

11-07-2003, 06:58 PM	#31 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	txlovely: he/she/it said "hard". Hehehhehehehhe Last edited by Elegant Holmes; 11-07-2003 at 07:05 PM..

11-08-2003, 04:32 PM	#33 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	txlovely, I am not a pedophile. I would never be with anyone under 21, mostly because they are confused and secondly because I can't take them to bars. Naked pictures of children are disgusting, and should be reported to the authorities. I simply believe that young women 21-25 are less likely to be bitter (ahem).

11-08-2003, 06:39 PM	#34 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Misunderstandings flying all over the place. I wonder why a mod hasn't locked this thread yet? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-08-2003, 08:24 PM	#35 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Can't anyone see that this thread is tearing us apart!