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dankitti · 04-28-2003, 10:13 AM

are you aware of this book? the title alone is fun. click here.

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

i was NOT sure of where to post a discussion about this book, until i considered that 'malarkey' means nonsense, so here it is. anyway, i was NOT anticipating a serious discussion on the topic. the following says it all.

Editorial Reviews
Book Description
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

ARTelevision · 04-28-2003, 10:22 AM

Thanks, dan, for the reminder
Last year when I was following these inspired guidelines I was much more effective.

I'll get back to you after a few thousand anus tightenings!

sapiens · 04-28-2003, 01:35 PM

Ha! I remember seeing this last year. It had a decent sales rank on Amazon. It's interesting to look at how many decent books it outsold. The comments on amazon that people wrote are humorous. How does something like this get published?

04-28-2003, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
dankitti Crazy	malarkey? or effective way? are you aware of this book? the title alone is fun. click here. How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? by Hiroyuki Nishigaki i was NOT sure of where to post a discussion about this book, until i considered that 'malarkey' means nonsense, so here it is. anyway, i was NOT anticipating a serious discussion on the topic. the following says it all. Editorial Reviews Book Description I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell. __________________ Aw' little girl, there ain't no time To wash yer stinky hand Go 'head 'n' roll over I'm goin' in you again In you again In you again In you again... --Frank appa I Have Been In Yo

04-28-2003, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	Thanks, dan, for the reminder Last year when I was following these inspired guidelines I was much more effective. I'll get back to you after a few thousand anus tightenings! __________________ create evolution

04-28-2003, 01:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	Ha! I remember seeing this last year. It had a decent sales rank on Amazon. It's interesting to look at how many decent books it outsold. The comments on amazon that people wrote are humorous. How does something like this get published?