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10-30-2003, 04:48 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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10-31-2003, 04:10 PM
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Desert Rat
Location: Arizona
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HAHAHA best laughs I've had in weeks!
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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V |
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11-01-2003, 03:22 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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FlipTopBox - wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!
Slant - FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face. lmfao
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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11-01-2003, 11:27 PM
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If you've read this, PM me and say so
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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this one was freaking great
#369 +(2496)- [X] <Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P |
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11-02-2003, 01:31 AM
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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For some reason this really cracked me up... probably just because it's late:
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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11-08-2003, 09:07 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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ohm- damn
ohm- FUCK ohm- DAMN ohm- i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up ohm- FUCK ohm- i go like this to her ohm- "i want to suck on your clit" ohm- FUCK LOL! This is funny stuff.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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11-08-2003, 09:43 PM
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Crazy
Location: Ontario Canada
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LOL...Jeff you beat me to that one...I just now picked myself up off the floor...
LMFAO
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