The Cats Ass
 

Is it OK to clean your pets ass with a Super Soaker?
I mean come on, give your pet a break, it licks it's ass EVERY single day!!!!

Nonononononono! How would YOU like it?

uhmmm.....

.......yeah,......yeah....do it.

let us know how it goes eh....

*shakes head*

Yes, unless they are in heat and actually enjoy it, then STOP. Cats love everything when they are in heat, they are disgusting like that. You could be eating a bowl of ravioli and look down and see your cat, in heat, having sex with one of your spilled ravioli.

NOTE: A SUPER-SOAKER IS NOT A BIDET!

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why in the world would you want to do this?

How To Wash A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lids> (you may need to stand on the lid so that it cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as it's paws will be reaching out for any object they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where it will dry itself.

Sounds like it would be a cat-ass-trophe.

-Mikey

Haha, I've heard the cat in the toilet before and laugh everytime.

cchris: Oh man thats funny! It takes a lot to get me to actually laugh out loud!