anleja

The mayor of your town wants you to help decide what to put in the time capsule, not to be opened until 3000 A.D.

You feel honored to be a part of this. Oh, what a great way to let our children's children's children's (etc) see artifacts of their ancestors.

"So," says Mr/Mrs. Mayor. "What do you think we should put in this sucker?"

"Well, Sir/Ma'am," you say. "I think an artifact that would be indictive of how we lived in the 21st Century would be_________."

"Good choice," beams the mayor.

You are happy because you love to see the mayor as pleased as he/she is.

FILL IN THE BLANK

GuttersnipeXL

"I think an artifact that would be indictive of how we lived in the 21st Century would be Bones's goat."



Bones...I hope you don't mind, but I'm putting your goat in the time capsule. It's time to say goodbye.

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anleja

"Tilted Forum Project" should be renamed "Bone's Goat Project."

uncle phil

frank...

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bernadette

i'll add some goat food. we can't have the poor thing trapped in a capsule starving to death, now can we? no.

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bernadette

*dons gas mask & safety suit*

*quickly removes poor helpless goat from the methane filled time capsule*

*slams door*

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Fly

i'll throw in a pair of these to go along with bone's goat.

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Fly

christ sake.......i forgot the fuckin' kilt.........

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bernadette

that's what they call poop these days?
Bone's goat? i'm so outta the loop....

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kalisto_911

your gonna throw a goat in there without his cheeba and glass?

for shame for shame....

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Batman976

I'll be right back... I gotta drop of Bones' goat off at the pool.

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GuttersnipeXL

Nice!!!! ^^

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